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05-19-2012, 09:44 AM
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,763
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A - The Doctor all the way!
Q - what do you get when you multiply six by eight? |
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05-19-2012, 11:30 AM
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,093
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A - Too many bottles of beer...
 B - Where is the end of the universe? |
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05-19-2012, 02:10 PM
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Scarecrow Impersonator
Join Date: May 2012
Location: North of Here
Posts: 41
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A – buried beneath a ramshackle shed just outside Punakaiki, New Zealand.
Q – Have you ever saved someone's life? |
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05-20-2012, 03:31 AM
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,763
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A: I've never had that privilege
Q: Where's the sack of kittens? (I've just spotted a noob  )
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05-20-2012, 07:13 AM
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,093
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A - Three feet under water, after being discovered that they were actually alligator babies.
Q - Did anyone call the ambulance for the poor damaged noob? |
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05-20-2012, 10:13 AM
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cheeseisgood1981
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Up in ya
Posts: 1,611
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A: No, but a technician should be out to service them Friday between noon and six.
Q: Where does the general keep his armies? |
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05-20-2012, 12:54 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Lawrence, Kansas
Posts: 10,982
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A. Up his Sleevies.
Q. How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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05-20-2012, 02:33 PM
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,598
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A. Depends how much room there is in the lightbulb.
Q. A-BUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!?!?!?! |
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05-20-2012, 03:25 PM
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,763
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A: ugga-bugga-boo
Q: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
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05-20-2012, 04:27 PM
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cheeseisgood1981
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Up in ya
Posts: 1,611
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A: According to New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas, a woodchuck chucks about 35 cubic feet of dirt while digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned, therefore that a woodchuck could chuck the equivalent to around 700 pounds of wood.
Q: What the hell is a kardashian? |
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05-20-2012, 05:00 PM
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,598
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A: Stonecutter. No, really. Probably using one's ass to convert the cut stone to diamond.
Q. Do you believe in ghosts? |
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05-20-2012, 06:01 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Lawrence, Kansas
Posts: 10,982
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A. No, but I'd like to.
Q. Do you believe in Sasquatch? |
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05-20-2012, 06:59 PM
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The Killah Chinchillah
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Insert pithy witticism here
Posts: 2,768
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A. Sasquatch, no. Bigfoot, yes. It's a well-known fact that he and Biofungus are the same person.
Q. Do you believe in magic? |
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05-20-2012, 07:35 PM
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Keeper of random thoughts
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: In your head.
Posts: 4,091
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A. Only when it is in a young girls heart how the music can free her whenever it starts
Q. What is the meaning of life? |
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05-20-2012, 07:56 PM
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cheeseisgood1981
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Up in ya
Posts: 1,611
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A: 42
Q: Queen Elizabeth, Janet Reno, Gina Davis. Bang one, kill one, marry one. |
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