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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,768
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A: I met a bloke called Gav online and he asked me to vote on some picture he'd drawn for some website called DW...
Q: whose turn is it to make the coffee? |
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,107
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A: His.
Q: Dust first or vacuum first? |
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#153 |
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,768
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A: dust!
Q: if not now, when? |
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#154 |
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Scarecrow Impersonator
Join Date: May 2012
Location: North of Here
Posts: 41
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A: Next life.
Q: Is it harder to forgive or to ask for forgiveness? |
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#155 |
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,768
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A: ask
Q: where is here? |
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#156 |
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Scarecrow Impersonator
Join Date: May 2012
Location: North of Here
Posts: 41
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A: Right over there.
Q: What music genre makes you wanna pierce your own eardrums with a frozen turd? |
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#157 |
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,107
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A: Soft lite instrumental easy listening
Q: What genre makes you want to live again? |
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#158 |
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,615
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A: Tuvan throat singing.
Q: Wishy-washy or namby-pamby? |
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Not for your amusement
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Nega-Earth
Posts: 22,083
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A. Tinky Winky
Q. That. Over there. What's it? |
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,768
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A: my mother
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,107
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A: Hopefully never.
Q: How many people does it take to fix a flat tire? |
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,615
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A: Five. Four to lift the car a bit and the fifth to change the tire. This was going to be funny when I started writing, but I suppose it didn't pan out.
Q: Donald Trump says he's clearly not a bigot because he picked Arseneo Hall to be his apprentice. On a scale of one to URAAHH, exactly how idiotic is that statement? |
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Th'Ink Tank
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Montreal, QC
Posts: 1,600
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A: URAAHH!! x 10
Q: Why has no one ever thought of the trianglular headed screwdriver? By it's very shape, it would be impossible to strip. |
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#164 |
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,768
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A: maybe you should invent it.
Q: where are my points? |
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,107
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A: They ran off with mine into the wild blue yonder.
Q: What's worse than missing one sock? |
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