$100,000 razor...

SuperMonkey · 06-21-2011, 08:21 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_techne...00-for-a-razor

Sapphire blades, handle made out of meteorites...

Hey, why the fuck not?

Bishop · 06-21-2011, 11:30 PM

I think this is what Superman uses to shave. It's the only thing sharp enough to cut those whiskers.

deanne · 06-22-2011, 06:42 AM

Wow...just wow. *shaking my head*

Biofungus · 06-22-2011, 01:40 PM

Trust me, I've seen some women that that razor would dull after nicking two hairs off.

I really have to watch what I type into Google

**Buckyrig** · 06-22-2011, 04:27 PM

What? Cartridges almost cost that much now.

CHWolf · 06-22-2011, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biofungus

I really have to watch what I type into Google

Dunno what you expected when you typed "gigantic hairy amazon women forcing meek male slaves to kiss the bottom of their combat boots"...

**Kep!** · 06-22-2011, 11:08 PM

I have one...meh.

Eliseu Gouveia · 06-23-2011, 12:01 AM

I wash mine in the purifying waters of lake minnetonka.

deanne · 06-23-2011, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckyrig

What? Cartridges almost cost that much now.

I really wanted to LIKE this. lol So, this guy

will have to do.

JonHParrish · 06-23-2011, 08:15 AM

For some reason, I assumed it would be a straight razor and thought it sounded badass. Like some sort of outer space Sweeny Todd s***...

So disappointed. So very disappointed.

Biofungus · 06-23-2011, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deanne

I really wanted to LIKE this. lol So, this guy

will have to do.

**Kep!** · 06-27-2011, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eliseu Gouveia

I wash mine in the purifying waters of lake minnetonka.

I have actually pissed in Lake Minnetonka. I'm not sure if that increased or decreased its purity.

HaphazardJoy · 06-27-2011, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biofungus

Trust me, I've seen some women that that razor would dull after nicking two hairs off.

I really have to watch what I type into Google

"demi moore bush" ?

06-21-2011, 08:21 PM	#1
SuperMonkey The Killah Chinchillah Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Insert pithy witticism here Posts: 2,777	$100,000 razor... http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_techne...00-for-a-razor Sapphire blades, handle made out of meteorites... Hey, why the fuck not?

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Kep! Self-Evident Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: He's EVERYWHERE! He's EVERYWHERE! Posts: 8,771	I have one...meh. __________________ AEIOU, *Kep!* Writer, Letterer, Magician & Sophist www.wordybastard.com Why yes, I am on Facebook, thanks for asking

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06-21-2011, 11:30 PM	#2
Bishop Keeper of random thoughts Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In your head. Posts: 4,097	I think this is what Superman uses to shave. It's the only thing sharp enough to cut those whiskers.

06-22-2011, 01:40 PM	#4
Biofungus Not for your amusement Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Nega-Earth Posts: 22,083	Trust me, I've seen some women that that razor would dull after nicking two hairs off. I really have to watch what I type into Google

06-22-2011, 04:27 PM	#5
Buckyrig I Coulda Had a VH Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Steve Buscemi's Couch Posts: 11,453	What? Cartridges almost cost that much now.

06-23-2011, 12:01 AM	#8
Eliseu Gouveia Suteki Da Ne Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Outside looking in Posts: 2,900	I wash mine in the purifying waters of lake minnetonka.

06-23-2011, 08:15 AM	#10
JonHParrish Still Around Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,029	For some reason, I assumed it would be a straight razor and thought it sounded badass. Like some sort of outer space Sweeny Todd s***... So disappointed. So very disappointed.