Zombie Punch

cbgiles · 10-26-2009, 02:04 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569490,00.html
Man Punches Another He Accuses of Being a 'Zombie'
Monday, October 26, 2009

Print ShareThisIOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.

Police say the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.

Fred Duran · 10-26-2009, 02:55 PM

So Jon Dahl took a trip to Iowa eh . . .

onizuka43 · 10-26-2009, 03:14 PM

From the looks of it it's just FOXNEWS' pro-zombie stance rearing it's ugly head again.

The last time I heard about anything like this it was Woody Harrelson when he hit a paparazzi and blamed it on his working on Zombieland, though I would have just let him go for hitting a paparazzi in the first place.

MattWaterman · 10-26-2009, 03:25 PM

I was with the guy up until this:

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When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose

Clearly zombies don't use phones, rendering his entire excuse a sham...

onizuka43 · 10-26-2009, 03:52 PM

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Clearly zombies don't use phones, rendering his entire excuse a sham...

... or they have learned to call for back-up.

Knuckles · 10-26-2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Duran

So Jon Dahl took a trip to Iowa eh . . .

Jon Dahl is not that stupid to use his fists against a zombie. It was most likely a Jon Dahl wannabe.

Lord Fejj · 10-26-2009, 10:30 PM

Jon Dahl would beat down a zombie with his Wolverine penis!

**Jon Dahl** · 10-26-2009, 10:45 PM

I'd only use my penis after I saw he was using the phone and would therefore know he's not a real zombie. Zombies and my penis should remain seperate.

Biofungus · 10-26-2009, 11:50 PM

So what is it called if you punch a female donkey zombie in the crotch?

Newt · 10-27-2009, 11:21 AM

Nasty?

MattWaterman · 10-27-2009, 11:36 AM

Yeah, I thought Mark was going for some kind of pun there---he loves puns!---but I couldn't crack the code...

DarkKni9hT · 10-27-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Biofungus

So what is it called if you punch a female donkey zombie in the crotch?

A bitch-ass-twat-swat?

j giar · 10-27-2009, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkKni9hT

A bitch-ass-twat-swat?

WinnAH!!

Biofungus · 10-27-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MattWaterman

Yeah, I thought Mark was going for some kind of pun there---he loves puns!---but I couldn't crack the code...

I'm referring to the fact that at multiple times on this message board, we have referenced donkey punches, poontang punches, and now zombie punches.

The Dag · 10-27-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Dahl

I'd only use my penis after I saw he was using the phone and would therefore know he's not a real zombie. Zombies and my penis should remain seperate.

wait.. so all i had to do was dress as a zombie with a cell phone? wish i knew this years ago.

10-26-2009, 02:04 PM	#1
cbgiles Pop-Lolly Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: H'ville, North Cackalacky Posts: 1,455	Zombie Punch http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569490,00.html Man Punches Another He Accuses of Being a 'Zombie' Monday, October 26, 2009 Print ShareThisIOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police say the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus. A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose. The man then ran out a back door. The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.

10-26-2009, 10:45 PM	#8
Jon Dahl Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Lawrence, Kansas Posts: 11,047	I'd only use my penis after I saw he was using the phone and would therefore know he's not a real zombie. Zombies and my penis should remain seperate. __________________ 7% How to Kill a Zombie

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10-26-2009, 02:55 PM	#2
Fred Duran Master Lurker Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Manhattan Posts: 762	So Jon Dahl took a trip to Iowa eh . . .

10-26-2009, 03:14 PM	#3
onizuka43 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Portland Or. Posts: 720	From the looks of it it's just FOXNEWS' pro-zombie stance rearing it's ugly head again. The last time I heard about anything like this it was Woody Harrelson when he hit a paparazzi and blamed it on his working on Zombieland, though I would have just let him go for hitting a paparazzi in the first place.

10-26-2009, 10:30 PM	#7
Lord Fejj Be water my friend... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The Tang Dynasty Posts: 1,597	Jon Dahl would beat down a zombie with his Wolverine penis!

10-26-2009, 11:50 PM	#9
Biofungus Not for your amusement Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Nega-Earth Posts: 22,064	So what is it called if you punch a female donkey zombie in the crotch?

10-27-2009, 11:21 AM	#10
Newt Common cold fusion Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On the mighty Cumberland Posts: 5,163	Nasty?

10-27-2009, 11:36 AM	#11
MattWaterman Has always adored Chad K. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: up my ass Posts: 4,911	Yeah, I thought Mark was going for some kind of pun there---he loves puns!---but I couldn't crack the code...