Happy Steak and BJ Day!

Allegory Comics · 03-14-2009, 05:10 PM

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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

Web Sites:
http://www.steakandbjday.com
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=March%2014th

Mike225 · 03-14-2009, 06:02 PM

You should've posted this sooner..

**Jon Dahl** · 03-14-2009, 06:29 PM

Oh boy! I can't wait to tell the wife!

... Yeah, right....

Toyandgadgetguy · 03-14-2009, 10:09 PM

This is where folks just plain don't think. Limiting such things to one day a year is a foolish notion.

Allegory Comics · 03-14-2009, 10:22 PM

I don't think it's limiting it to one day ... for some people it's expanding it to one day.

JamieRoberts · 03-15-2009, 05:25 AM

I had steak last night in a restaurant, completely oblivious to this new tradition. Am I now to assume there's a contract with the wait staff?

**Jon Dahl** · 03-15-2009, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Allegory Comics

I don't think it's limiting it to one day ... for some people it's expanding it to one day.

Exactly!

Toyandgadgetguy · 03-15-2009, 10:41 AM

If this limits me to one day a year... I'm holding YOU responsible!

Allegory Comics · 03-15-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Toyandgadgetguy

If this limits me to one day a year... I'm holding YOU responsible!

If it does, I'm sure Bucky would be happy to subsidize your losses.

Toyandgadgetguy · 03-15-2009, 11:24 AM

He might cook a mean steak, but I won't be happy.

Allegory Comics · 03-15-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Toyandgadgetguy

He might cook a mean steak

Is that a euphanism?

Nitecrawlah2 · 03-15-2009, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Allegory Comics

I don't think it's limiting it to one day ... for some people it's expanding it to one day.

I would think it's more of a guaranteed day as opposed to just the one day you would get some. I can't wait to see the cards Hallmark has lined up for this one!

deanne · 03-15-2009, 04:34 PM

We don't have any steak.

Biofungus · 03-15-2009, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by deanne

We don't have any steak.

Should have thought of that about a month ago

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03-14-2009, 06:02 PM	#2
Mike225 low brow B1Tch Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Right in the brainpan squish! Posts: 5,719	You should've posted this sooner..

03-14-2009, 10:09 PM	#4
Toyandgadgetguy Eat your vitamins. Really Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Isle of Long, NY Posts: 8,291	This is where folks just plain don't think. Limiting such things to one day a year is a foolish notion.

03-14-2009, 10:22 PM	#5
Allegory Comics Master Marlovian Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,633	I don't think it's limiting it to one day ... for some people it's expanding it to one day.

03-15-2009, 05:25 AM	#6
JamieRoberts Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 3,689	I had steak last night in a restaurant, completely oblivious to this new tradition. Am I now to assume there's a contract with the wait staff?

03-15-2009, 10:41 AM	#8
Toyandgadgetguy Eat your vitamins. Really Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Isle of Long, NY Posts: 8,291	If this limits me to one day a year... I'm holding YOU responsible!

03-15-2009, 11:24 AM	#10
Toyandgadgetguy Eat your vitamins. Really Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Isle of Long, NY Posts: 8,291	He might cook a mean steak, but I won't be happy.