Powerthirst Ale

MattWaterman · 04-13-2008, 02:27 PM

So....I'd like to think I've done a fairly decent job of strandling that, "Jumping the Shark," line in my life without ever truly going over. Be it the alcohol-induced habit of whacking friends in the nuts, the strap-on or wedding dress orientated Halloween activities, or, "The Year of the Spice Girls," I have always been able to pull off most of my nonsense at least semi-ironically, thereby nullifying the full brunt of any shark jumping. However, last night I might have finally gone too far...

Last night I produced a keg of what shall become roughly 20 beers, hencforth called, Powerthirst Ale. Concocted of a fine boquet similar to that of an American Blonde beer only with slightly heartier amber overtones, this ale also has a few choice ingredients. They are, but are not limited to: Roughly 1500 mgs of caffeine, 200 mg of most of major B Vitamins, two packets of V2O-NO, two tablespoons of L-Glutamine, two tablespoons of Cytomax pre-workout formula, and many, many electroyltes. In essence...it's a beer for all your preposterone, uncomfortably energetic needs.

Some may scoff, wondering why one would want to drink a beer before going to the gym? Well, clearly, they're assholes. Fuck them.

Powerthirst Ale is like crystel meth in beer form! Powerthirst Ale is like crystal meth beer! Powerthirst Ale is crystal meth!

SPORTS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

J^2 · 04-13-2008, 02:50 PM

You need celeb endorsement now...

Maybe Paris Hilton...

I've gotta great idea for a commercial too!

Knuckles · 04-13-2008, 03:00 PM

Wait...back up here. The Year of the Spice Girls?

BTW I would drink your beer. Sounds good.

Nitecrawlah2 · 04-13-2008, 03:05 PM

I know I'll regret it later, but I've got to see those pictures

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DarkKni9hT · 04-13-2008, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattWaterman

... habit of whacking friends in the nuts, the strap-on or wedding dress orientated Halloween activities...

'Kay, after this collection of activities, I must admit I could no longer keep focused on the rest of the post. What were you talking about?

Also, I may never sleep again.

mrwewiii · 04-14-2008, 06:32 AM

alcohol and caffeine makes me a very angry person. i'll pass

MattWaterman · 04-14-2008, 08:47 AM

Okay...um, don't worry so much about the "prior activities," okay guys? The focus is the Powerthirst Ale and all its splendiferous glory. 300 BABIES!!! Besides, Mario, you've almost definitely seen the halloween pictures---the one involving the strap-on was the time I was dressed up as the priest.

Thank you, though, Knuckles for the support on the Ale.

You and I can can throw one back before blasting our pecs...as long as we keep it away from blind-deaf-angry Wewii over here....

J^2 · 04-14-2008, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattWaterman

You ARE my endorsement J+2...

Glad I could be of support.

Now all I have to do is wait for the royalties. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Knuckles · 04-14-2008, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattWaterman

Okay...um, don't worry so much about the "prior activities," okay guys? The focus is the Powerthirst Ale and all its splendiferous glory. 300 BABIES!!! Besides, Mario, you've almost definitely seen the halloween pictures---the one involving the strap-on was the time I was dressed up as the priest.

Thank you, though, Knuckles for the support on the Ale.

You and I can can throw one back before blasting our pecs...as long as we keep it away from blind-deaf-angry Wewii over here....

Sure Matt, but i will not make 300 babies with you.

dano · 04-14-2008, 12:03 PM

dude, theres a lot of B in the residual yeast. Did you add MORE??!?

Nitecrawlah2 · 04-14-2008, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dano

dude, theres a lot of B in the residual yeast. Did you add MORE??!?

Sounds like the perfect informercial setup question. This is the part where Matt goes extreme close up with the camera yelling "TO THE MAXXXXXX!!!!" with interspersed shots of Knuckles and Matt working out and mrweiwii lying face down dead on the gym floor.

dano · 04-14-2008, 12:51 PM

If I buy it now do i get 2 more bottles FREE?!

Knuckles · 04-14-2008, 12:54 PM

Only in the next ten minutes.

MattWaterman · 04-14-2008, 01:54 PM

And If You Respond In The Next 2 Minutes You Get A Free Baseball!!!!

You Get A Free Ball To Run Bases Around!!!

You Get To Freebase!!!!!

**Troy Wall** · 04-14-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattWaterman

You and I can can throw one back before blasting our pecs...

Dude, you are the fucking man. Sometimes I crack one open while I'm whaling on my bicepts and tricepts. Something about that particular workout demands a cold one DURING the action.

04-13-2008, 02:27 PM	#1
MattWaterman Has always adored Chad K. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: up my ass Posts: 4,911	Powerthirst Ale So....I'd like to think I've done a fairly decent job of strandling that, "Jumping the Shark," line in my life without ever truly going over. Be it the alcohol-induced habit of whacking friends in the nuts, the strap-on or wedding dress orientated Halloween activities, or, "The Year of the Spice Girls," I have always been able to pull off most of my nonsense at least semi-ironically, thereby nullifying the full brunt of any shark jumping. However, last night I might have finally gone too far... Last night I produced a keg of what shall become roughly 20 beers, hencforth called, Powerthirst Ale. Concocted of a fine boquet similar to that of an American Blonde beer only with slightly heartier amber overtones, this ale also has a few choice ingredients. They are, but are not limited to: Roughly 1500 mgs of caffeine, 200 mg of most of major B Vitamins, two packets of V2O-NO, two tablespoons of L-Glutamine, two tablespoons of Cytomax pre-workout formula, and many, many electroyltes. In essence...it's a beer for all your preposterone, uncomfortably energetic needs. Some may scoff, wondering why one would want to drink a beer before going to the gym? Well, clearly, they're assholes. Fuck them. Powerthirst Ale is like crystel meth in beer form! Powerthirst Ale is like crystal meth beer! Powerthirst Ale is crystal meth! SPORTS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

04-13-2008, 02:50 PM	#2
J^2 (Jeremy Johnson) Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 780	Marketing You need celeb endorsement now... Maybe Paris Hilton... I've gotta great idea for a commercial too!

04-14-2008, 08:47 AM	#7
MattWaterman Has always adored Chad K. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: up my ass Posts: 4,911	You ARE my endorsement J+2... Okay...um, don't worry so much about the "prior activities," okay guys? The focus is the Powerthirst Ale and all its splendiferous glory. 300 BABIES!!! Besides, Mario, you've almost definitely seen the halloween pictures---the one involving the strap-on was the time I was dressed up as the priest. Thank you, though, Knuckles for the support on the Ale. You and I can can throw one back before blasting our pecs...as long as we keep it away from blind-deaf-angry Wewii over here....

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04-13-2008, 03:00 PM	#3
Knuckles FEAR ME! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Denver, CO USA Posts: 3,043	Wait...back up here. The Year of the Spice Girls? BTW I would drink your beer. Sounds good.

04-13-2008, 03:05 PM	#4
Nitecrawlah2 Oh come on!! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: DC Posts: 4,128	I know I'll regret it later, but I've got to see those pictures .

04-14-2008, 06:32 AM	#6
mrwewiii its not mr weewee! Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 645	alcohol and caffeine makes me a very angry person. i'll pass

04-14-2008, 12:03 PM	#10
dano . Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Penna Posts: 923	dude, theres a lot of B in the residual yeast. Did you add MORE??!?

04-14-2008, 12:51 PM	#12
dano . Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Penna Posts: 923	If I buy it now do i get 2 more bottles FREE?!

04-14-2008, 12:54 PM	#13
Knuckles FEAR ME! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Denver, CO USA Posts: 3,043	Only in the next ten minutes.

04-14-2008, 01:54 PM	#14
MattWaterman Has always adored Chad K. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: up my ass Posts: 4,911	And If You Respond In The Next 2 Minutes You Get A Free Baseball!!!! You Get A Free Ball To Run Bases Around!!! You Get To Freebase!!!!!