"The Police are on their way, Batman!"

MattWaterman · 01-26-2008, 03:45 PM

Batman and Spider-man, teaming up to dispense justice!!!

Batman, Spider-man kicking a perp's butt on the comic page = righteous

Batman, Spider-man kicking a perp's butt in real life = mmm...a little wierd and uncomfortable...

spider · 01-26-2008, 04:01 PM

You know you've got a good video when Spiderman's kicking a guy in the back of the head yelling "take that MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

The Dag · 01-26-2008, 06:23 PM

batman always attacks people in hollywood... you got to see confessions of a superhero... its a great movie about those people..

Nitecrawlah2 · 01-26-2008, 07:29 PM

I love hearing Batman yell "You got yer ass beat!"

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mrwewiii · 01-27-2008, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattWaterman

Batman and Spider-man, teaming up to dispense justice!!!

Batman, Spider-man kicking a perp's butt on the comic page = righteous

Batman, Spider-man kicking a perp's butt in real life = mmm...a little wierd and uncomfortable...

what the hell was that?

mrwewiii · 01-27-2008, 08:55 AM

quoted from the comments:

"Marvel and DC vs Darkhorse!"

Gav Heryng · 01-27-2008, 11:23 AM

They can't ask for you to tip them...

...but they can and will kick the shit out of you if you don't.

Dis

Biofungus · 01-28-2008, 01:02 AM

Was that a woman they were beating, and did Batman bitchslap her?!

MattWaterman · 01-28-2008, 08:38 AM

What are the chances of those exact characters / people being involved as well? I mean, whilst still funny, it wouldn't have near the irony if, say, Darth Vader and Rainbow Brite were beating up Charlie Chaplin. No, it just had to be Batman and Spider-man!!!

About the only way this could be better is if the perp was one of the Bratz, thus presenting a moral victory to Grody Boys everywhere...

Adam Black · 01-28-2008, 03:55 PM

I feel for that punk dude. I can only imagine the conversation when he got home.

"Oi! What's with your face, then?"

"Got beat up."

"Well, no shit. What happened?"

"Got me arse kicked by Batman and Spiderman."

"Damn."

"Yeah."

"Did you get the warhead?"

"Nah. Too many witnesses. 'Sides, some loudmouthed bird was filmin' the whole bloody thing."

"Christ. Two-Face is gonna kill us when we get back."

"Yeah."

Biofungus · 01-28-2008, 05:07 PM

Feel for him? Please, he/she/it will have barely a scratch, and when asked about it, can tell people honestly he/she/it got beat up by Batman AND Spider-Man and all he/she/it got was a scratch.

01-26-2008, 03:45 PM	#1
MattWaterman Has always adored Chad K. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: up my ass Posts: 4,911	"The Police are on their way, Batman!" Batman and Spider-man, teaming up to dispense justice!!! Batman, Spider-man kicking a perp's butt on the comic page = righteous Batman, Spider-man kicking a perp's butt in real life = mmm...a little wierd and uncomfortable...

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01-26-2008, 04:01 PM	#2
spider Still has his job, HA! Join Date: May 2003 Location: Up my own ass. Posts: 2,220	You know you've got a good video when Spiderman's kicking a guy in the back of the head yelling "take that MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

01-26-2008, 06:23 PM	#3
The Dag Clan G33K$ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: MA Posts: 6,807	batman always attacks people in hollywood... you got to see confessions of a superhero... its a great movie about those people..

01-26-2008, 07:29 PM	#4
Nitecrawlah2 Oh come on!! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: DC Posts: 4,128	I love hearing Batman yell "You got yer ass beat!" .

01-27-2008, 08:55 AM	#6
mrwewiii its not mr weewee! Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 645	quoted from the comments: "Marvel and DC vs Darkhorse!"

01-27-2008, 11:23 AM	#7
Gav Heryng Formally Known As Dismas Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Madchester Posts: 3,579	They can't ask for you to tip them... ...but they can and will kick the shit out of you if you don't. Dis

01-28-2008, 01:02 AM	#8
Biofungus Not for your amusement Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Nega-Earth Posts: 22,064	Was that a woman they were beating, and did Batman bitchslap her?!

01-28-2008, 08:38 AM	#9
MattWaterman Has always adored Chad K. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: up my ass Posts: 4,911	What are the chances of those exact characters / people being involved as well? I mean, whilst still funny, it wouldn't have near the irony if, say, Darth Vader and Rainbow Brite were beating up Charlie Chaplin. No, it just had to be Batman and Spider-man!!! About the only way this could be better is if the perp was one of the Bratz, thus presenting a moral victory to Grody Boys everywhere...

01-28-2008, 03:55 PM	#10
Adam Black Can't draw for $hit! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Happy Land Inside My Head. Posts: 167	I feel for that punk dude. I can only imagine the conversation when he got home. "Oi! What's with your face, then?" "Got beat up." "Well, no shit. What happened?" "Got me arse kicked by Batman and Spiderman." "Damn." "Yeah." "Did you get the warhead?" "Nah. Too many witnesses. 'Sides, some loudmouthed bird was filmin' the whole bloody thing." "Christ. Two-Face is gonna kill us when we get back." "Yeah."

01-28-2008, 05:07 PM	#11
Biofungus Not for your amusement Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Nega-Earth Posts: 22,064	Feel for him? Please, he/she/it will have barely a scratch, and when asked about it, can tell people honestly he/she/it got beat up by Batman AND Spider-Man and all he/she/it got was a scratch.