I have two words....

spider · 12-22-2007, 01:08 AM

'pppppffffftttttt' (two forefingers salute)

JOG ON!

Now I'm going to go into a drunken mysogonistic and gynophobic rant because as often as these threads crop up, the responses are usually funny.

I no longer feel women appreciate the sacrifices us guys make to be with them, if only for a millisecond.
You can avoid and ignore her all night, she'll follow you around like a stray cat and you're wondering what the hell you did to get her to like you but go along with it anyway, you figure she's not so bad and pretty goddamn cute, you could certainly do worse and attempt to make the effort, she seems to enjoy the attention until she catches on you actually like her and then she can't get away quick enough.

Which poses the question, what the fuck do you want then?
Aaarrgghh the womens frustrate me!

I think I'm going to auction off my penis on eBay, maybe be a penis doner to people who want sex changes or had theirs mutilated in a terrible accident.

Rant over.

DemolitionSamurai · 12-22-2007, 02:53 AM

www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

Dick Masterson is my lord and savior.

wisper · 12-22-2007, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemolitionSamurai

www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

Dick Masterson is my lord and savior.

mother spears...what a hoot !

JAQ · 12-22-2007, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spider

until she catches on you actually like her and then she can't get away quick enough.

Or maybe she simply discovered that once she got to know you a little, she wasn't that into you.

At least the male of the species can boast that we never change our mind about someone we've been chasing when they suddenly start to look "clingy".

spider · 12-22-2007, 04:57 PM

Whats more is, I'm trying to understand it, maybe it's the female equivalent of being a bit of a 'playa', guys who chat up whoever and try to pull a number with no real intentions behind it, but then they're not focusing on anyone specific.
The exact same shit happened to a friend of mine with the exact same person so I've currently put her in the 'fucking nuts' pile.
Maybe this is a case for DM Don Juan Johnson.

AthenaRose · 12-22-2007, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemolitionSamurai

www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

Dick Masterson is my lord and savior.

Nitecrawlah2 · 12-22-2007, 06:03 PM

Chicks dig the attention. So when there's a lack of it, they come a'calling with their batting eyelashes and protruding titties all up in your face. Once you decide to give her the time of day, you've given them all the attention they need to go about their merry way.

Women

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12-22-2007, 01:08 AM	#1
spider Still has his job, HA! Join Date: May 2003 Location: Up my own ass. Posts: 2,220	I have two words.... 'pppppffffftttttt' (two forefingers salute) JOG ON! Now I'm going to go into a drunken mysogonistic and gynophobic rant because as often as these threads crop up, the responses are usually funny. I no longer feel women appreciate the sacrifices us guys make to be with them, if only for a millisecond. You can avoid and ignore her all night, she'll follow you around like a stray cat and you're wondering what the hell you did to get her to like you but go along with it anyway, you figure she's not so bad and pretty goddamn cute, you could certainly do worse and attempt to make the effort, she seems to enjoy the attention until she catches on you actually like her and then she can't get away quick enough. Which poses the question, what the fuck do you want then? Aaarrgghh the womens frustrate me! I think I'm going to auction off my penis on eBay, maybe be a penis doner to people who want sex changes or had theirs mutilated in a terrible accident. Rant over.

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12-22-2007, 02:53 AM	#2
DemolitionSamurai Can derail any thread Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Portland, ME Posts: 1,932	www.menarebetterthanwomen.com Dick Masterson is my lord and savior.

12-22-2007, 04:57 PM	#5
spider Still has his job, HA! Join Date: May 2003 Location: Up my own ass. Posts: 2,220	Whats more is, I'm trying to understand it, maybe it's the female equivalent of being a bit of a 'playa', guys who chat up whoever and try to pull a number with no real intentions behind it, but then they're not focusing on anyone specific. The exact same shit happened to a friend of mine with the exact same person so I've currently put her in the 'fucking nuts' pile. Maybe this is a case for DM Don Juan Johnson.

12-22-2007, 06:03 PM	#7
Nitecrawlah2 Oh come on!! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: DC Posts: 4,128	Chicks dig the attention. So when there's a lack of it, they come a'calling with their batting eyelashes and protruding titties all up in your face. Once you decide to give her the time of day, you've given them all the attention they need to go about their merry way. Women .