|10-23-2007, 12:27 AM||#1|
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: He's EVERYWHERE! He's EVERYWHERE!
Found Joke of the night...
Been a while since I've heard this...it's still funny:
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
|10-26-2007, 10:00 AM||#3|
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Denver, CO USA
Was just sent this:
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get
the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile
at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
hospital security guard, ( barely containing his (laughter), and who had
watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out
of a ghost."