Humans will wed robots. - Page 2

theflash · 10-11-2007, 07:58 PM

as long as it comes equipped with the following:

1. mute button
2. off switch
3. safe driving software
4. secondary mute button
5. emergency kill switch

as well as a non-spending money optional upgrade...and never got too tired to have sex...

sign me up.

linnry · 10-12-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by theflash

as well as a non-spending money optional upgrade...and never got too tired to have sex...

...I'm curious about the whole 'electronics + fluids = electrocution' thing. I mean, a robot is pretty complicated in it's wiring systems. Too much...er... fluid... hopefully wouldn't fek up it's system...

hehe. "Oh? Bob? He was electrocuted while having sex with his robot wife.... I know, it's too bad, but at least the bastard died doing what he loved..."

Mike225 · 10-12-2007, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by linnry

hehe. "Oh? Bob? He was electrocuted while having sex with his robot wife.... I know, it's too bad, but at least the bastard died doing what he loved..."

At the other end of the spectrum, you can also have a scenario where the Bob's mother is brought into the room: "This is how we found him, ma'am."

**Buckyrig** · 10-12-2007, 02:46 PM

Yeah...but even if it's two flesh-and-blood humans, Jason Voorhees could still stab a pole through the two of you like a sandwich toothpick.

Mike225 · 10-12-2007, 02:49 PM

Good point, John.

Newt · 10-12-2007, 02:49 PM

Heh heh...get it...good POINT...

You're a loser.

Mike225 · 10-12-2007, 02:50 PM

Did I pull your string, Newt?

FA · 10-12-2007, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike225

Did I pull your string, Newt?

Newt uses tampons?

Newt · 10-12-2007, 03:00 PM

No, I do not use tampoons. Mike was confused. You see, he's a douche. Therefore, he thinks everyone uses feminine hygeine products.

Mike225 · 10-12-2007, 03:02 PM

Fuck you.

Newt · 10-12-2007, 03:04 PM

Back at ya, you piece of shit.

FA · 10-12-2007, 03:05 PM

Oh, take a midol, you two.

**Buckyrig** · 10-12-2007, 03:06 PM

What are you implying?

linnry · 10-12-2007, 07:02 PM

looks like both of ya are on the rag. teehehe.

Cool down! It's just the internet! It's not like, real.

**Buckyrig** · 10-13-2007, 05:34 PM

Mike and Newt double teamed one of those mannequins that is just a torso.

Because that's their thing.

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10-11-2007, 07:58 PM	#16
theflash Cary Kelley Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: in the darkness where it's nice and cool Posts: 1,679	as long as it comes equipped with the following: 1. mute button 2. off switch 3. safe driving software 4. secondary mute button 5. emergency kill switch as well as a non-spending money optional upgrade...and never got too tired to have sex... sign me up.

10-12-2007, 02:46 PM	#19
Buckyrig I Coulda Had a VH Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Steve Buscemi's Couch Posts: 11,453	Yeah...but even if it's two flesh-and-blood humans, Jason Voorhees could still stab a pole through the two of you like a sandwich toothpick.

10-12-2007, 02:49 PM	#20
Mike225 low brow B1Tch Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Right in the brainpan squish! Posts: 5,719	Good point, John.

10-12-2007, 02:49 PM	#21
Newt Common cold fusion Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On the mighty Cumberland Posts: 5,136	Heh heh...get it...good POINT... You're a loser.

10-12-2007, 02:50 PM	#22
Mike225 low brow B1Tch Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Right in the brainpan squish! Posts: 5,719	Did I pull your string, Newt?

10-12-2007, 03:00 PM	#24
Newt Common cold fusion Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On the mighty Cumberland Posts: 5,136	No, I do not use tampoons. Mike was confused. You see, he's a douche. Therefore, he thinks everyone uses feminine hygeine products.

10-12-2007, 03:02 PM	#25
Mike225 low brow B1Tch Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Right in the brainpan squish! Posts: 5,719	Fuck you.

10-12-2007, 03:04 PM	#26
Newt Common cold fusion Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On the mighty Cumberland Posts: 5,136	Back at ya, you piece of shit.

10-12-2007, 03:05 PM	#27
FA The New Red Scare Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: On the Cusp Posts: 2,152	Oh, take a midol, you two.

10-12-2007, 03:06 PM	#28
Buckyrig I Coulda Had a VH Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Steve Buscemi's Couch Posts: 11,453	What are you implying?

10-12-2007, 07:02 PM	#29
linnry I like comics, I'm a girl Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kentuckah Posts: 105	looks like both of ya are on the rag. teehehe. Cool down! It's just the internet! It's not like, real.

10-13-2007, 05:34 PM	#30
Buckyrig I Coulda Had a VH Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Steve Buscemi's Couch Posts: 11,453	Mike and Newt double teamed one of those mannequins that is just a torso. Because that's their thing.