27 Things I No Longer Allowed To Do Now That I Am 27

[Biofungus]

Originally Posted by Amanda

I turn 27 this year and I am NOT looking forward to it. I still think 30 is old and here I am 3 years away from it....

[Wayne Drake]

<<< fuuuuck, barely 22 and already feel like there's no turning back as each day goes by. Hang in there kitty!

[Scott James]

Originally Posted by Buckyrig

30 is old. Everyone should kill themselves when they turn 30. Really not much point after that.

Are you kidding me?

Personally, I am trading in the Converse trainers and Malboro Lights for a pair of slippers and a pipe as soon as I detect the first grey hair on my head.

Being 30 and above makes you virtually invulnerable to criticism and bereft of any foolish ambition.

I can't bloody wait.

[Biofungus]

Originally Posted by Buckyrig

30 is old. Everyone should kill themselves when they turn 30. Really not much point after that.

When do you turn 30, Bucky?

[Biofungus]

Originally Posted by Scott James

Being 30 and above makes you virtually invulnerable to criticism and bereft of any foolish ambition.

Why the fuck didn't anybody tell me this 3 and a half years ago?!

[Buckyrig]

Originally Posted by Biofungus

When do you turn 30, Bucky?

Never. I've made a Faustian deal to never turn 30.

[Biofungus]

Originally Posted by Buckyrig

Never. I've made a Faustian deal to never turn 30.

Won't work unless you can stop the progress of time. You may not age, but you'll still turn 30

[Buckyrig]

Originally Posted by Scott James

Are you kidding me?

Personally, I am trading in the Converse trainers and Malboro Lights for a pair of slippers and a pipe as soon as I detect the first grey hair on my head.

I've had the stray white hair pop up here and again since I was 16.

Originally Posted by Scott James

Being 30 and above makes you virtually invulnerable to criticism and bereft of any foolish ambition.

You're thinking of alcohol.

[Buckyrig]

Originally Posted by Biofungus

Won't work unless you can stop the progress of time. You may not age, but you'll still turn 30

Waitaminnutwaitaminnutwaitaminnut...

Not only does the Devil exist, but I've been able to enter into a binding contract with him that prevents my aging...but warping space-time is just a silly idea?

[Mike225]

I have grey hairs in my beard.

[Biofungus]

Originally Posted by Buckyrig

Waitaminnutwaitaminnutwaitaminnut...

Not only does the Devil exist, but I've been able to enter into a binding contract with him that prevents my aging...but warping space-time is just a silly idea?

Yes, because warping space time would affect a heck of a lot more than just yourself. Making a deal with the devil, that's between you and him

[Scott James]

Originally Posted by Buckyrig

You're thinking of alcohol.

Actually, being under the influence makes the most mundane of tasks seem like a Herculean challenge.

e.g. My attempts to navigate the steps down to my flat without waking the neighbours and/or slipping and breaking my neck.

[Buckyrig]

Originally Posted by Scott James

Actually, being under the influence makes the most mundane of tasks seem like a Herculean challenge.

e.g. My attempts to navigate the steps down to my flat without waking the neighbours and/or slipping and breaking my neck.

Heroin?

[Jon Dahl]

Originally Posted by kdmelrose

You've turned into quite the hair farmer, Jon.

I really was going to cut it, but I'm so damn lazy.

[Lord Fejj]

Originally Posted by Amanda

I turn 27 this year and I am NOT looking forward to it. I still think 30 is old and here I am 3 years away from it....

Originally Posted by Buckyrig

30 is old. Everyone should kill themselves when they turn 30. Really not much point after that.

I turn 45 this year...