Beer, Bash, or Brawl: Comic Characters

CHWolf · 06-30-2012, 10:33 PM

I'm sure you're familiar with the crass "Marry, F*ck, or Kill" game, where players choose from three specific people and decide which to marry, which to f*ck, and which to... you guessed it... kill.

Well, here's a slight variation with more open options and a slightly bromantic vibe.

Beer, Bash, or Brawl

Which comic book character would you sit down and have a beer with?

Which comic book character would you BASH in the FACE?

Which comic book character would you want to have your back in a brawl? (IE: Be on your side against the other dudes.)

As an example, I'll get the easiest one out of the way:

Beer - Wonder Woman LOL drunk Amazon lovin'.
Bash - Aquaman DUDE U TALK TO FISH.
Brawl - Batman becuz he can always wins everythin.

Okay, now it's your turn. Bonus points for having a funny reason or just making a Hell of a lot of sense.

If anyone even replies to this and plays along at all, the next could be Creators, etc.

Biofungus · 06-30-2012, 11:24 PM

You killed this thread with the first post, and the typical "horny comic fanboyism".

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHWolf

Beer - Wonder Woman LOL drunk Amazon lovin'.

CHWolf · 06-30-2012, 11:57 PM

All three options I started with were typical fanboy cliché answers, immediately taken so nobody could use them.

NOW PLAY.

**Jon Dahl** · 07-01-2012, 12:34 AM

Beer -

Bash - Zan from the Wonder Twins - Because, fuck that guy.

Brawl - Aquaman. Because after I bash that pussy Zan in the fuckin' lip, he's gonna go all water power on me, and Aquaman will fuck his shit up with a shark or a lobster or some shit.

**Buckyrig** · 07-01-2012, 09:43 AM

What if you're a teetotaling pacifist?

CHWolf · 07-01-2012, 02:55 PM

Non-alcoholic beer, there's a deadly bug on their face you have to bash, and the brawl is one-sided?

Biofungus · 07-02-2012, 01:16 AM

Even pacifists hate Zan. You can mop the floor with that guy (figuratively AND literally!)

**Buckyrig** · 07-02-2012, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHWolf

Non-alcoholic beer, there's a deadly bug on their face you have to bash, and the brawl is one-sided?

Buddhist?

Kors · 07-02-2012, 10:17 AM

I'm gonna play and not argue!

Beer- Tony Stark...the guy can party. Maybe he'll let me take the armor for a ride...and he can afford the high class hookers.

Bash - Aquaman is the first response cuz he really sucks...but...I'm gonna go with...no...I sat here for 10 minutes thinking...no one sucks more than Aquaman....

Brawl - Adam Warlock with the infinity gauntlet...not gonna lose that fight...

Biofungus · 07-03-2012, 04:59 AM

Beer - Robin. Because I want to see Batman have to deal with a drunk teenager who knows most of his secrets. If there were better female sidekicks to female heroes, I'd pick one of those ("So tell me, how does XXXXX look in the shower?" <- see? I can fanboy cliche it up too).

Bash - Superman. Because he'll just be like, "what'd you do that for?" and I won't have to worry about him retaliating.

Brawl - The Flash. Because he'll have my back. And my left side. And my right side. And my front....

CHWolf · 07-04-2012, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Biofungus

Bash - Superman. Because he'll just be like, "what'd you do that for?" and I won't have to worry about him retaliating.

If shit like this happened, I'd read Superman every month religiously.

06-30-2012, 10:33 PM	#1
CHWolf BARF JR. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver. Posts: 5,608	Beer, Bash, or Brawl: Comic Characters I'm sure you're familiar with the crass "Marry, Fck, or Kill" game, where players choose from three specific people and decide which to marry, which to fck, and which to... you guessed it... kill. Well, here's a slight variation with more open options and a slightly bromantic vibe. Beer, Bash, or Brawl Which comic book character would you sit down and have a beer with? Which comic book character would you BASH in the FACE? Which comic book character would you want to have your back in a brawl? (IE: Be on your side against the other dudes.) As an example, I'll get the easiest one out of the way: Beer - Wonder Woman LOL drunk Amazon lovin'. Bash - Aquaman DUDE U TALK TO FISH. Brawl - Batman becuz he can always wins everythin. Okay, now it's your turn. Bonus points for having a funny reason or just making a Hell of a lot of sense. If anyone even replies to this and plays along at all, the next could be Creators, etc.

07-01-2012, 12:34 AM	#4
Jon Dahl Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Lawrence, Kansas Posts: 10,984	Beer - Bash - Zan from the Wonder Twins - Because, fuck that guy. Brawl - Aquaman. Because after I bash that pussy Zan in the fuckin' lip, he's gonna go all water power on me, and Aquaman will fuck his shit up with a shark or a lobster or some shit. __________________ 7% How to Kill a Zombie

07-02-2012, 10:17 AM	#9
Kors F!@* Symmetry!! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: San Antonio TX Posts: 1,255	I'm gonna play and not argue! Beer- Tony Stark...the guy can party. Maybe he'll let me take the armor for a ride...and he can afford the high class hookers. Bash - Aquaman is the first response cuz he really sucks...but...I'm gonna go with...no...I sat here for 10 minutes thinking...no one sucks more than Aquaman.... Brawl - Adam Warlock with the infinity gauntlet...not gonna lose that fight... __________________ www.lateralmagick.blogspot.com http://planetshadow.thecomicseries.com

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06-30-2012, 11:57 PM	#3
CHWolf BARF JR. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver. Posts: 5,608	All three options I started with were typical fanboy cliché answers, immediately taken so nobody could use them. NOW PLAY.

07-01-2012, 09:43 AM	#5
Buckyrig I Coulda Had a VH Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Steve Buscemi's Couch Posts: 11,453	What if you're a teetotaling pacifist?

07-01-2012, 02:55 PM	#6
CHWolf BARF JR. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver. Posts: 5,608	Non-alcoholic beer, there's a deadly bug on their face you have to bash, and the brawl is one-sided?

07-02-2012, 01:16 AM	#7
Biofungus Not for your amusement Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Nega-Earth Posts: 22,083	Even pacifists hate Zan. You can mop the floor with that guy (figuratively AND literally!)

07-03-2012, 04:59 AM	#10
Biofungus Not for your amusement Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Nega-Earth Posts: 22,083	Beer - Robin. Because I want to see Batman have to deal with a drunk teenager who knows most of his secrets. If there were better female sidekicks to female heroes, I'd pick one of those ("So tell me, how does XXXXX look in the shower?" <- see? I can fanboy cliche it up too). Bash - Superman. Because he'll just be like, "what'd you do that for?" and I won't have to worry about him retaliating. Brawl - The Flash. Because he'll have my back. And my left side. And my right side. And my front....