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On THE EDGE
Join Date: Mar 2002
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I'm Ryan of the Clan Macleod
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Freelance Editor
Join Date: Feb 2003
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This...this does not bode well.
I mean, sure, Chris Lambert didn't have a Scottish accent, but that was okay for a medium-budget film in the 80's. This is a big budget production. And, really, the article says that the immortals are vying for The Prize: immortality. REALLY? Anyway, I'm no longer interested. The only thing that holds the vaguest of notions of interest for me now is who's going to play the Kurgan. Other than that, this movie is officially dead to me. (And no, it's not that Reynolds can't act, it's just that he has two modes: Van Wilder and Van Wild. One guy is funny, the other is semi-serious.) -Steven |
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
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FYI it's a romantic comedy, now. It worked so well with GL.
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F!@* Symmetry!!
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: San Antonio TX
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This dude must be stopped....long gone are the days of Waiting...
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Are you terminal?
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Some where under a deep blue sky.
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Clancy Brown will reprise his role as The Kurgan.
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Not for your amusement
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Say wha...?!
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Lawrence, Kansas
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Th'Ink Tank
Join Date: Mar 2005
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
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You think that's tedious, what about the time I was watching paint dry?
CUT TO: INT. WOLF FAMILY LIVING ROOM - FLASHBACK CHWolf is standing here, staring blankly at a freshly painted wall. A few beats pass, then he slowly reaches his pointer finger out toward the surface. It draws closer... Closer... it's almost touching now... Suddenly, WHAM, the entire wall collapses on CHwolf, leaving a pile of rubble. CHWOLF |
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
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I read this in Woody Allen's voice.
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Based on a living person.
Join Date: May 2008
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Wow! That was close!
Just think if they had gotten some... I don't know, maybe SCOTTISH actor to play the role. Maybe even, dare I say, Spanish actor, to play Ramirez...
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
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All European actors are currently booked as American mobsters.
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I Coulda Had a VH
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Steve Buscemi's Couch
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
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And then you have the super-mobsters who are almost entirely played by Innuits.
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Pop-Lolly
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: H'ville, North Cackalacky
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