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05-26-2012, 02:39 PM
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Scarecrow Impersonator
Join Date: May 2012
Location: North of Here
Posts: 41
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A: Because they got bored with their traditional collective profession as gentlemen scientists.
Q: Why is everything fun bad for you? |
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05-26-2012, 03:05 PM
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The Killah Chinchillah
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Insert pithy witticism here
Posts: 2,782
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A: Because Cthulhu hates you.
Q: What do chickens think they taste like? |
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05-26-2012, 06:41 PM
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,613
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A: Elderly Southern Colonels.
Q: WAR - HUNNHH (Good God, Y'all) - what is it good for? |
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05-27-2012, 02:34 AM
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,768
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A: Absolutely nothing!
Q: Does absolute power really corrupt absolutely? |
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05-27-2012, 07:18 AM
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,105
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A: Totally. Corruption is, like, way corrupt.
Q: What do you do when you have to wait for someone for two hours? On a Sunday morning? (bring it on...) |
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05-27-2012, 12:23 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Lawrence, Kansas
Posts: 10,989
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A. Furiously masturbate to internet porn while simultaneously filming it to post back to the internet.
Q. Isn't it ironic? |
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05-27-2012, 03:11 PM
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,613
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A: No, it's coincidental. Don't you think?!
Q: If a Jon Dahl falls in the woods with no one around to hear, isn't that a shame? |
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05-27-2012, 07:24 PM
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Not for your amusement
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Nega-Earth
Posts: 22,083
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A: Trick question. Jon Dahl is so tall that no matter where he falls, he's always within somebody's earshot.
Q: If you jump off a building intending to kill yourself, and right before you hit the ground you get creamed by a bus, is it still considered suicide? |
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05-27-2012, 07:45 PM
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cheeseisgood1981
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Up in ya
Posts: 1,617
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A: Self-inflicted involuntary manslaughter.
Q: Does this dress make me look fat? |
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05-27-2012, 08:00 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Lawrence, Kansas
Posts: 10,989
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A. No, your fat makes you look fat.
Q. Snoofle or hazzmapatite? |
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05-27-2012, 09:00 PM
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,613
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A: Snoofle because it's easier to write.
Q: True or False: Working in indie comics is a constant struggle to ignore the fact that nobody cares. |
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05-27-2012, 09:17 PM
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cheeseisgood1981
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Up in ya
Posts: 1,617
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A: False. It's impossible to ignore, the sheer magnitude of the lack of fucks people give is deafening.
Q: Superior Stripper apparel: Pasties it buttless chaps? |
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05-28-2012, 07:51 AM
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,768
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A: I don't understand the question...
Q: Should this make me happy? |
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05-28-2012, 08:52 AM
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,105
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A: Certainly.
Q: Is there such a thing as certainty? |
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05-29-2012, 10:35 AM
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,768
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A: definitely maybe.
Q: where is the definitive article? |
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