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Old 05-25-2012, 11:46 AM   #91
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A: All of them till he gets to Chuck Norris then he dies!

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Old 05-25-2012, 12:00 PM   #92
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A: you'll never get close enough to find out

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Old 05-25-2012, 01:14 PM   #93
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A: But of course... at least, in the dreams of the old and the nightmares of the young...

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Old 05-25-2012, 02:23 PM   #94
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A: Courtney Love? I have no idea. Never met the lady.

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Old 05-25-2012, 02:54 PM   #95
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A: In Laos, urinating on THEIR Prime Minister.

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Old 05-25-2012, 04:26 PM   #96
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A: Plugging the dam leaks.

Q: A train leaves somewhere at a certain rate of speed. At that moment, a second train leaves an unrelated location which is many miles away at a different rate of speed. The first train carries an arbitrary number of people at a specific weight, which slows the train down incrementally per unit of measure. The second train similarly carries a marginally different number of passengers with the same detriment to its progress. If both trains travel in this manner on a collision course with each other, how long will it take for both trains to be filled with snakes which Samuel L. Jackson desires the "motherfucking" removal of?
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Old 05-25-2012, 04:33 PM   #97
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A: Too long. The train crashes and everyone dies. The end.

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Old 05-25-2012, 04:42 PM   #98
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A: BLAM!

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Old 05-25-2012, 04:43 PM   #99
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A: "The Edn"

Q: Did you know lots of products "Made in China" come from prison work camps people have been unfairly dragged off to?


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A. Just then. ^

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Old 05-25-2012, 04:46 PM   #100
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A: Robin and Robin.

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Old 05-25-2012, 05:00 PM   #101
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A: A Guiness with a blonde...

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Old 05-25-2012, 08:27 PM   #102
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A: Eaten. I don't enjoy the taste of entrails.

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Old 05-25-2012, 10:15 PM   #103
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Old 05-26-2012, 02:23 AM   #104
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A: Wanted to? My nickname is Kid Puncher!

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Old 05-26-2012, 05:25 AM   #105
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A: Carry on up the Khyber

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