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Secret Bunny.
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: WV, USA
Posts: 2,392
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A: All of them till he gets to Chuck Norris then he dies!
Q: Does Chuck Norris have pubic hair, or another beard? |
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,767
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A: you'll never get close enough to find out
Q: will we ever see the sun again? |
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,099
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A: But of course... at least, in the dreams of the old and the nightmares of the young...
B: Is love true? |
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Scarecrow Impersonator
Join Date: May 2012
Location: North of Here
Posts: 41
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A: Courtney Love? I have no idea. Never met the lady.
Q: Where were you when George H.W. Bush threw up on the Japanese Prime Minister? |
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cheeseisgood1981
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Up in ya
Posts: 1,616
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A: In Laos, urinating on THEIR Prime Minister.
Q: Where are my damn keys?! |
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,612
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A: Plugging the dam leaks.
Q: A train leaves somewhere at a certain rate of speed. At that moment, a second train leaves an unrelated location which is many miles away at a different rate of speed. The first train carries an arbitrary number of people at a specific weight, which slows the train down incrementally per unit of measure. The second train similarly carries a marginally different number of passengers with the same detriment to its progress. If both trains travel in this manner on a collision course with each other, how long will it take for both trains to be filled with snakes which Samuel L. Jackson desires the "motherfucking" removal of? |
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,099
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![]() A: Too long. The train crashes and everyone dies. The end. ![]() Q: What is the perfect ending to an imperfect story? |
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Scarecrow Impersonator
Join Date: May 2012
Location: North of Here
Posts: 41
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A: BLAM!
Q: When was the last time you yelled in public? |
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,612
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Q: Did you know lots of products "Made in China" come from prison work camps people have been unfairly dragged off to? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN YOU. ![]() ... A. Just then. ^ Q: What are the worst names for a man and a woman? |
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,099
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A: Robin and Robin.
Q: What's better on a Friday, a blonde beer or a dark beer? |
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Scarecrow Impersonator
Join Date: May 2012
Location: North of Here
Posts: 41
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A: A Guiness with a blonde...
Q: Zombie Apocalypse – would you rather be the eater or the eaten? |
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,612
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A: Eaten. I don't enjoy the taste of entrails.
Q: Aren't you glad you didn't buy any Facebook stock right about now? |
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Lawrence, Kansas
Posts: 10,987
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A. Yeah, I put all my money safely with Myspace
Q. Have you ever just wanted to punch a bratty kid? |
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cheeseisgood1981
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Up in ya
Posts: 1,616
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A: Wanted to? My nickname is Kid Puncher!
Q: What was that movie with that guy from that thing? |
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#105 |
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,767
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A: Carry on up the Khyber
Q: Why do woodchucks chuck wood? |
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