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Common cold fusion
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: On the mighty Cumberland
Posts: 5,136
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Entertain me!
I'm having a shitty week. Tell me something good (no videos!) and I'll give you points.
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MattWaterman in progress!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Pilipinas kong Mahal
Posts: 1,734
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had a black eye a week ago now it's gone
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Common cold fusion
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: On the mighty Cumberland
Posts: 5,136
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If you were nicer to your girlfriend, she wouldn't beat you up so much.
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MattWaterman in progress!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Pilipinas kong Mahal
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nah, it wasn't from her.i just realized, shiners take a long time to fade.
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Common cold fusion
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: On the mighty Cumberland
Posts: 5,136
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That they do. I can't remember the last time I had one, so I guess I'm doing something right.
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low brow B1Tch
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Right in the brainpan *squish!*
Posts: 5,719
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MattWaterman in progress!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Pilipinas kong Mahal
Posts: 1,734
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oh, basketball.
had a team mate coming down after a rebound and his elbow said hello to my eye.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Penna
Posts: 923
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Even the time hounds need time hounds |
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Not for your amusement
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Nega-Earth
Posts: 22,083
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Breakneck from 215 Ink.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 5,435
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Can we get back to business? We were supposed to be entertaining Newt.
I got extremely drunk at a work retreat on Saturday, and puked in the bathtub in my hotel room. My roomate puked on the floor, however, which wasn't so good. It fucking stunk. There you go. |
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I miss my daughter
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,896
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i dont have a story, i just want some points. *dances*
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Devil's Advocate
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In Your Head
Posts: 76
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I Was At A Party Once (OK More Than Once), This Girl Puked On The Stairs Then A Guy Fell Down The Stairs Because He Slipped On The Puke
Funny For Me, Not So Much For Him |
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Chaos Array Studios
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Trapped inside the head of the infamous Timothy Gula
Posts: 1,947
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yoU sicK sadistiC bastarD
anD yoU didn'T tapE iT tO sharE witH thE resT oF uS!
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Common cold fusion
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: On the mighty Cumberland
Posts: 5,136
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OK, how about some non-vomit-related stories?
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Devil's Advocate
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In Your Head
Posts: 76
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OK...
One Time At Band Camp..... |
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