ReekingHavoc
06-07-2006, 02:09 PM
By Gene Park
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1. (INT. BUSINESS OFFICE--NIGHT: The office is large enough to hold a group conference. There is a desk and some plush chairs next to the windows. Five GOONS stand over several hostages. They are armed with very large assault rifles.
Standing next to the desk, looking out the windows, is TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK, a worn out porno actress with ridiculously nice breasts. She's yelling back at the cops.)
TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK: Never! I'm Tits Fan-Tas-Teek, DP queen of the universe! See my new film, KIDDIE POOL CUM SPLASH, now!
TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK: For everyone of you who doesn't watch my new movie, a hostage will die!
2. (EXT. OFFICE BUILDING--NIGHT: The police captain can't believe what he just heard.)
POLICE CAPTAIN: Great. Another terrorist promotional campaign.
3. (EXT. CITY STREET--NIGHT: A sporty black convertible whips around a street corner at an intense speed.)
4. (INT. CONVERTIBLE--NIGHT: BUTTERFLY EDGE, a 17-year-old punk rock getaway driver, drives the car as if it were an extension of her own body.)
VOICE (off panel): Edge, when we get there you stay in the car. Got it?
BUTTERFLY EDGE: Not a problem boss.
5. (CLOSE UP on the passenger's mouth. It's the mouth of a bitter man.)
PASSENGER: It had better not be.
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1. (EXT. OFFICE BUILDING--NIGHT: CONVERTIBLE'S P. O. V.: The headlights shine on the police. They stare at the oncoming car in frozen shock.)
2. (Edge PLOWS the car through the surrounding police cruisers. Officers jump out of her way.)
COP #1: AAAHHHH! VIGILANTES!
3. (INT. CONVERTIBLE--NIGHT: Ha! You wish!
4. (EXT. OFFICE BUILDING--NIGHT: The convertible SMASHES through the glass window walls of the building. Shards of glass fly everywhere like some kind of storm.)
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1. (INT. OFFICE BUILDING--NIGHT: The passenger gets out of the convertible and runs for the stairs.)
2. (INT. BUSINESS OFFICE--NIGHT: Tits Fan-Tas-Teek begins to panic.)
TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK: What was that--?
3. (The double doors leading into the office EXPLODE.)
4. (Tits is thrown against the desk.)
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1. (One of the doors SMASHES into GOON #1. His face EXPLODES blood.)
2. (The explosion knocks GOON #2 and GOON #3 through the windows and out of the building.)
3. (From behind the smoke and fire surrounding the office doors, two guns fire off simultaneously.)
4. (GOON #4 and GOON #5 are riddled with bullets.)
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1. (The hostages stare towards the ruined doors in horror and shock.)
2. (Tits Fan-Tas-Teek also stares in horror and shock.)
3. (HUGE PANEL of MONTGOMERY STACK bursting into the room, holding his twin hand cannons and smoking a cigarette. Stack is a surly man in his late 40's. His hair is white, his face is grizzled and he has a patch over his right eye. He is dressed in a dark brown overcoat and dark slacks.)
STACK: MONTGOMERY STACK! FREELANCE WRITER / ADVENTURER!
STACK: I WANT A FUCKING INTERVIEW!
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1. (Stack jams the barrel of his gun into Tits Fan-Tas-Teek's eye. She is scared.)
STACK: First question!
STACK: Are. They. Real?
2. (Tits, going from frightened to aroused, caresses her large chest.)
TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK: Oooh. Why don't you find out for yourself?
3. (Stack jams the gun back in her face. Behind him, Butterfly Edge runs into the room.)
STACK: Maybe later if you're up for getting some genital warts. Now answer the question!
BUTTERFLY EDGE: Stack! The Gunman's here!
4. (Edge grabs Stack and tries to pull him away with her.)
STACK: I told you to wait in the car!
BUTTERFLY EDGE: The Gunman Stack! He fucking found us! He's coming up the stairs right now!
5. (Stack pushes Tits out of the way and runs towards the windows with Edge.)
STACK: Shit!
TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK: Hey!
STACK: The windows! Go!
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1. (A police helicopter, armed with a huge rotating cannon, rises up outside the windows, blocking our heroes' escape. Stack shields his eyes from the spotlight the cops are shining on them.)
PILOT (from inside helicopter): This is the police! If anyone moves we'll shoot you all and go out for burgers.
STACK: Damn!
2. (The GUNMAN, Stack's most unrelenting foe, stands casually at the exploded doorway. He's dressed like a cowboy from hell. His face is overshadowed by the brim of his hat.)
GUNMAN: I'd say that's about right.
GUNMAN: How ya doin' Stack. It's been a while.
3. (Stack grabs Edge and pulls her with him.)
BUTTERFLY EDGE: Oh we are so fu--HEY!
4. (EXT. OFFICE BUIDLING--NIGHT: LOW ANGLE of Stack and Edge, falling head first towards the pavement. The police helicopter is chasing and firing at them. Edge is screaming. Stack is pissed. At least he still has his cigarette.)
BUTTERFLY EDGE: AAAHHHHHHHH
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1. (INT. TRENT'S BEDROOM--NIGHT: Trent, as panicked as Butterfly Edge, leaps up from his seat and runs out.)
TRENT: AAAHHHH! I FORGOT IT'S FREE FRENCH FRY DAY AT BURGER SHACK!
2. (EXT. TRENT'S CAR--NIGHT: Trent's beat up, rusted hunk-of-shit car drives down a dark, deserted road.)
TRENT (from inside car): Freefrenchfrydayfreefrenchfrydayfreefren chfryday
(INT. TRENT'S CAR--NIGHT: Freefrenchfrydayfree...What the hell?
3. (TRENT'S P. O. V. A creepy, smiling bald guy in his late 30's is standing in the middle of the road.)
4. (EXT. ROAD--NIGHT: The creepy guy, known to some as THE FEEDER, stands still as Trent's car gets closer.)
THE FEEDER: I've found you.
5. (INT. TRENT'S CAR--NIGHT: Trent pulls hard to the right on his steering wheel.)
TRENT: GET OUT OF THE WAY! AAAAHHHHH!!!
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1. (EXT. ROAD--NIGHT: Trent's car goes through a road railing and smashes into an electrical pole. Trent goes sailing through the windshield. Electricity shoots out everywhere. A bolt engulfs Trent's head as he goes flying.)
2. (Trent comes flying straight at us. His eyes are wide open. Electricity is flowing all through his head.)
3. (CLOSE UP on Trent's eye. It's full of electricity.)
4. (BLACK PANEL.)
5. (BLACK PANEL.)
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1. (INT. HOSPITAL ROOM--DAY: TRENT'S P. O. V.: The image is blurry, as Trent is just waking up. He sees that he's inside a hospital room. There is equipment and medical supplies around.)
TRENT (off panel): Huuuh...
2. (CLOSE UP on one of Trent's lazy eyes. He's barely woken up.)
3. (SAME AS PANEL 2, except now the eye is wide open.)
4. (BIG PANEL of Montgomery Stack sneering into Trent's frightened face. Trent would scream if he didn't have Stack's gun jammed into his mouth.)
STACK: Where. The. Fuck. Am. I.
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1. (INT. BUSINESS OFFICE--NIGHT: The office is large enough to hold a group conference. There is a desk and some plush chairs next to the windows. Five GOONS stand over several hostages. They are armed with very large assault rifles.
Standing next to the desk, looking out the windows, is TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK, a worn out porno actress with ridiculously nice breasts. She's yelling back at the cops.)
TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK: Never! I'm Tits Fan-Tas-Teek, DP queen of the universe! See my new film, KIDDIE POOL CUM SPLASH, now!
TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK: For everyone of you who doesn't watch my new movie, a hostage will die!
2. (EXT. OFFICE BUILDING--NIGHT: The police captain can't believe what he just heard.)
POLICE CAPTAIN: Great. Another terrorist promotional campaign.
3. (EXT. CITY STREET--NIGHT: A sporty black convertible whips around a street corner at an intense speed.)
4. (INT. CONVERTIBLE--NIGHT: BUTTERFLY EDGE, a 17-year-old punk rock getaway driver, drives the car as if it were an extension of her own body.)
VOICE (off panel): Edge, when we get there you stay in the car. Got it?
BUTTERFLY EDGE: Not a problem boss.
5. (CLOSE UP on the passenger's mouth. It's the mouth of a bitter man.)
PASSENGER: It had better not be.
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1. (EXT. OFFICE BUILDING--NIGHT: CONVERTIBLE'S P. O. V.: The headlights shine on the police. They stare at the oncoming car in frozen shock.)
2. (Edge PLOWS the car through the surrounding police cruisers. Officers jump out of her way.)
COP #1: AAAHHHH! VIGILANTES!
3. (INT. CONVERTIBLE--NIGHT: Ha! You wish!
4. (EXT. OFFICE BUILDING--NIGHT: The convertible SMASHES through the glass window walls of the building. Shards of glass fly everywhere like some kind of storm.)
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1. (INT. OFFICE BUILDING--NIGHT: The passenger gets out of the convertible and runs for the stairs.)
2. (INT. BUSINESS OFFICE--NIGHT: Tits Fan-Tas-Teek begins to panic.)
TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK: What was that--?
3. (The double doors leading into the office EXPLODE.)
4. (Tits is thrown against the desk.)
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1. (One of the doors SMASHES into GOON #1. His face EXPLODES blood.)
2. (The explosion knocks GOON #2 and GOON #3 through the windows and out of the building.)
3. (From behind the smoke and fire surrounding the office doors, two guns fire off simultaneously.)
4. (GOON #4 and GOON #5 are riddled with bullets.)
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1. (The hostages stare towards the ruined doors in horror and shock.)
2. (Tits Fan-Tas-Teek also stares in horror and shock.)
3. (HUGE PANEL of MONTGOMERY STACK bursting into the room, holding his twin hand cannons and smoking a cigarette. Stack is a surly man in his late 40's. His hair is white, his face is grizzled and he has a patch over his right eye. He is dressed in a dark brown overcoat and dark slacks.)
STACK: MONTGOMERY STACK! FREELANCE WRITER / ADVENTURER!
STACK: I WANT A FUCKING INTERVIEW!
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1. (Stack jams the barrel of his gun into Tits Fan-Tas-Teek's eye. She is scared.)
STACK: First question!
STACK: Are. They. Real?
2. (Tits, going from frightened to aroused, caresses her large chest.)
TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK: Oooh. Why don't you find out for yourself?
3. (Stack jams the gun back in her face. Behind him, Butterfly Edge runs into the room.)
STACK: Maybe later if you're up for getting some genital warts. Now answer the question!
BUTTERFLY EDGE: Stack! The Gunman's here!
4. (Edge grabs Stack and tries to pull him away with her.)
STACK: I told you to wait in the car!
BUTTERFLY EDGE: The Gunman Stack! He fucking found us! He's coming up the stairs right now!
5. (Stack pushes Tits out of the way and runs towards the windows with Edge.)
STACK: Shit!
TITS FAN-TAS-TEEK: Hey!
STACK: The windows! Go!
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1. (A police helicopter, armed with a huge rotating cannon, rises up outside the windows, blocking our heroes' escape. Stack shields his eyes from the spotlight the cops are shining on them.)
PILOT (from inside helicopter): This is the police! If anyone moves we'll shoot you all and go out for burgers.
STACK: Damn!
2. (The GUNMAN, Stack's most unrelenting foe, stands casually at the exploded doorway. He's dressed like a cowboy from hell. His face is overshadowed by the brim of his hat.)
GUNMAN: I'd say that's about right.
GUNMAN: How ya doin' Stack. It's been a while.
3. (Stack grabs Edge and pulls her with him.)
BUTTERFLY EDGE: Oh we are so fu--HEY!
4. (EXT. OFFICE BUIDLING--NIGHT: LOW ANGLE of Stack and Edge, falling head first towards the pavement. The police helicopter is chasing and firing at them. Edge is screaming. Stack is pissed. At least he still has his cigarette.)
BUTTERFLY EDGE: AAAHHHHHHHH
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1. (INT. TRENT'S BEDROOM--NIGHT: Trent, as panicked as Butterfly Edge, leaps up from his seat and runs out.)
TRENT: AAAHHHH! I FORGOT IT'S FREE FRENCH FRY DAY AT BURGER SHACK!
2. (EXT. TRENT'S CAR--NIGHT: Trent's beat up, rusted hunk-of-shit car drives down a dark, deserted road.)
TRENT (from inside car): Freefrenchfrydayfreefrenchfrydayfreefren chfryday
(INT. TRENT'S CAR--NIGHT: Freefrenchfrydayfree...What the hell?
3. (TRENT'S P. O. V. A creepy, smiling bald guy in his late 30's is standing in the middle of the road.)
4. (EXT. ROAD--NIGHT: The creepy guy, known to some as THE FEEDER, stands still as Trent's car gets closer.)
THE FEEDER: I've found you.
5. (INT. TRENT'S CAR--NIGHT: Trent pulls hard to the right on his steering wheel.)
TRENT: GET OUT OF THE WAY! AAAAHHHHH!!!
PAGE 21:
1. (EXT. ROAD--NIGHT: Trent's car goes through a road railing and smashes into an electrical pole. Trent goes sailing through the windshield. Electricity shoots out everywhere. A bolt engulfs Trent's head as he goes flying.)
2. (Trent comes flying straight at us. His eyes are wide open. Electricity is flowing all through his head.)
3. (CLOSE UP on Trent's eye. It's full of electricity.)
4. (BLACK PANEL.)
5. (BLACK PANEL.)
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1. (INT. HOSPITAL ROOM--DAY: TRENT'S P. O. V.: The image is blurry, as Trent is just waking up. He sees that he's inside a hospital room. There is equipment and medical supplies around.)
TRENT (off panel): Huuuh...
2. (CLOSE UP on one of Trent's lazy eyes. He's barely woken up.)
3. (SAME AS PANEL 2, except now the eye is wide open.)
4. (BIG PANEL of Montgomery Stack sneering into Trent's frightened face. Trent would scream if he didn't have Stack's gun jammed into his mouth.)
STACK: Where. The. Fuck. Am. I.