ReekingHavoc
05-23-2006, 04:30 PM
By GENE PARK
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1. (The Jeep rear ends a police cruiser hard. The people in line laugh hysterically.)
CROWD: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2. (PRESENT--INT. JEEP--LATE AFTERNOON: Rash accusingly points a finger at Chuck.)
RASH: Yeah. That's what you get for calling me a jerk, little bitch.
3. (Bailey pops up in the back, waving her arms in the air. Dizzy screams out in frustration and Rash leans back in his seat.)
BAILEY: I'm a sexy Jawa! WOOT EEE EEE!
DIZZY: No more Star Wars references!
RASH: ****in' aye I am bored! What're we doin' today?
4. (Dizzy tries to speak but Rash interrupts.)
DIZZY: We're supposed to be--
RASH: Chuck, pull over. I wanna go ride bikes.
5. (Shot of everyone trying to speak all at once.)
DIZZY: Ride bikes?! When have you ever--
BAILEY: Ooh! Let's go to a show!
HAVOC BOY: We're not going to a show.
PILL BUG: Can we stop at a comp store? I need some equipment if we're gonna be gone for long.
CHUCK: I wanna get high.
BAILEY: I wanna get more high!
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1. (Shot of Dizzy and Rash. Dizzy is desperately trying to get her point across. Rash is lounging in his seat, with not a care in the world.)
DIZZY: Yeah. Did everyone forget that we're running from the cops and trying to get the **** out of here?
RASH: Oh, what, now you want to get out of Washington? What happened to, "Leaving Washington is a stupid idea Rash,"? Huh? HUH?
2. (Rash and Dizzy face each other.)
DIZZY: Going all the way to California to look for some fruit so that you can get drunk is a stupid idea. Getting away from the cops isn't.
RASH: Look! I wanna get drunk. The cops are after Bailey and Havoc, Chuck is running from his mom and you're my wacky sidekick. We all have our reasons for getting out of here.
3. (Dizzy points to Pill Bug.)
DIZZY: What about Pill Bug?
RASH: This is good life experience for him. It'll put hair on his nuts.
4. (Dizzy turns to Pill Bug.)
PILL BUG: I do need more hair on my nuts.
DIZZY: You shouldn't be going with us. You could get arrested.
PILL BUG: It'll be worth it for the hair.
5. (Dizzy pleads with Pill Bug, pouring her heart out to him. Up in the front, Rash is mocking Dizzy, making ridiculous faces.)
DIZZY: I'm serious! You didn't do anything. You shouldn't be coming with us.
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1. (Bailey pops up again, putting her arms around Pill Bug and Dizzy.)
BAILEY: Quit being such big, flopping pussies. I've been running from the cops ever since I squeezed outta the womb. I was an illegally aborted fetus!
BAILEY: Have you ever seen cops try to arrest a fetus? It's heart-wrenching!
2. (Bailey throws her arms around Havoc Boy.)
BAILEY: But I can take it cause I'm so gangsta. Too bad **** head here's always tryin' ta but in when I'm handing out the big ass whoopin'. Tryin' ta steal my thunder and shit.
HAVOC BOY: I do what is needed.
3. (Bailey rests her woozy head against the back of the back seats.)
BAILEY: "I do what is needed!" I'm tough and serious! I mean business!
4. (Bailey slowly slides her head down the back of the seat.)
BAILEY: I'm tough too. I like tough. I like my Havoc Boy.
5. (Bailey slumps her head off the seat completely and falls back.)
BAILEY (off panel): Snort.
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1. (Rash turns to Dizzy.)
RASH: And I'll have you know I'm not just doing this to get drunk. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for high adventure!
2. (Rash turns around in his seat, talking more to himself now.)
RASH: This is an epic quest for survival, sprinkled with a coming-of-age journey for independence and self discovery!
RASH: We leave as children. We come back as men.
3. (Rash turns to Chuck and screams in his face.)
RASH: Or some such shit.
RASH: And why in the hell are you driving so slow?!
CHUCK: It's not me! Something's wrong with my Jeep.
4. (INT. ALLEY--LATE AFTERNOON: The Jeep pulls into a dark alley.)
RASH (from inside Jeep): Pull into the alley.
5. (INT. JEEP--LATE AFTERNOON: Dizzy leans forward, looking at the dash.)
DIZZY: Are we out of gas?
CHUCK: No. Tank's full. I don't--
TO BE CONTINUED...
PAGE 5:
1. (The Jeep rear ends a police cruiser hard. The people in line laugh hysterically.)
CROWD: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2. (PRESENT--INT. JEEP--LATE AFTERNOON: Rash accusingly points a finger at Chuck.)
RASH: Yeah. That's what you get for calling me a jerk, little bitch.
3. (Bailey pops up in the back, waving her arms in the air. Dizzy screams out in frustration and Rash leans back in his seat.)
BAILEY: I'm a sexy Jawa! WOOT EEE EEE!
DIZZY: No more Star Wars references!
RASH: ****in' aye I am bored! What're we doin' today?
4. (Dizzy tries to speak but Rash interrupts.)
DIZZY: We're supposed to be--
RASH: Chuck, pull over. I wanna go ride bikes.
5. (Shot of everyone trying to speak all at once.)
DIZZY: Ride bikes?! When have you ever--
BAILEY: Ooh! Let's go to a show!
HAVOC BOY: We're not going to a show.
PILL BUG: Can we stop at a comp store? I need some equipment if we're gonna be gone for long.
CHUCK: I wanna get high.
BAILEY: I wanna get more high!
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1. (Shot of Dizzy and Rash. Dizzy is desperately trying to get her point across. Rash is lounging in his seat, with not a care in the world.)
DIZZY: Yeah. Did everyone forget that we're running from the cops and trying to get the **** out of here?
RASH: Oh, what, now you want to get out of Washington? What happened to, "Leaving Washington is a stupid idea Rash,"? Huh? HUH?
2. (Rash and Dizzy face each other.)
DIZZY: Going all the way to California to look for some fruit so that you can get drunk is a stupid idea. Getting away from the cops isn't.
RASH: Look! I wanna get drunk. The cops are after Bailey and Havoc, Chuck is running from his mom and you're my wacky sidekick. We all have our reasons for getting out of here.
3. (Dizzy points to Pill Bug.)
DIZZY: What about Pill Bug?
RASH: This is good life experience for him. It'll put hair on his nuts.
4. (Dizzy turns to Pill Bug.)
PILL BUG: I do need more hair on my nuts.
DIZZY: You shouldn't be going with us. You could get arrested.
PILL BUG: It'll be worth it for the hair.
5. (Dizzy pleads with Pill Bug, pouring her heart out to him. Up in the front, Rash is mocking Dizzy, making ridiculous faces.)
DIZZY: I'm serious! You didn't do anything. You shouldn't be coming with us.
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1. (Bailey pops up again, putting her arms around Pill Bug and Dizzy.)
BAILEY: Quit being such big, flopping pussies. I've been running from the cops ever since I squeezed outta the womb. I was an illegally aborted fetus!
BAILEY: Have you ever seen cops try to arrest a fetus? It's heart-wrenching!
2. (Bailey throws her arms around Havoc Boy.)
BAILEY: But I can take it cause I'm so gangsta. Too bad **** head here's always tryin' ta but in when I'm handing out the big ass whoopin'. Tryin' ta steal my thunder and shit.
HAVOC BOY: I do what is needed.
3. (Bailey rests her woozy head against the back of the back seats.)
BAILEY: "I do what is needed!" I'm tough and serious! I mean business!
4. (Bailey slowly slides her head down the back of the seat.)
BAILEY: I'm tough too. I like tough. I like my Havoc Boy.
5. (Bailey slumps her head off the seat completely and falls back.)
BAILEY (off panel): Snort.
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1. (Rash turns to Dizzy.)
RASH: And I'll have you know I'm not just doing this to get drunk. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for high adventure!
2. (Rash turns around in his seat, talking more to himself now.)
RASH: This is an epic quest for survival, sprinkled with a coming-of-age journey for independence and self discovery!
RASH: We leave as children. We come back as men.
3. (Rash turns to Chuck and screams in his face.)
RASH: Or some such shit.
RASH: And why in the hell are you driving so slow?!
CHUCK: It's not me! Something's wrong with my Jeep.
4. (INT. ALLEY--LATE AFTERNOON: The Jeep pulls into a dark alley.)
RASH (from inside Jeep): Pull into the alley.
5. (INT. JEEP--LATE AFTERNOON: Dizzy leans forward, looking at the dash.)
DIZZY: Are we out of gas?
CHUCK: No. Tank's full. I don't--
TO BE CONTINUED...