ReekingHavoc
05-09-2006, 03:48 PM
By GENE PARK
PAGE 13:
1. (Chuck is balancing on the banister with his arms outstretched. Mrs. Fisto is frightened, reaching out for her son.)
CHUCK: I'm tired of being a disappointment to you.
2. (Chuck falls backwards off of the railing.)
CHUCK: Good bye.
3. (Mrs. Fisto runs and looks over the railing. Rash runs off in the other direction, towards the stairs.)
MRS. FISTO: MY BABY!!!
4. (INT. LIVING ROOM--FIRST FLOOR--DAY: Chuck lands hard on the long sofa.)
CHUCK: OOF!
5. (Rash leaps over the banister of the last few steps as he's coming down stairs. Chuck is sitting up in the sofa, winded.)
RASH: You would fake suicide ya little emo bitch.
CHUCK: Suck my taint asshole. And if you ever throw me like that again I swear I'll kick you in the junk.
PAGE 14:
1. (A Bible hits Rash in the back as he's moving towards Chuck.)
RASH: You ever go near my junk and I'll--OW!
2. (INT. SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY--DAY: Graham, Mrs. Fisto and the other members of the Help Squad are lined up at the overhang, throwing Bibles.)
GRAHAM: Unleash His wrath!!!
3. (INT. LIVING ROOM--DAY: Rash leaps forward, knocking Chuck out of the way. Bibles hit all around them, like bullets.)
RASH: Get down little bitch!
4. (INT. KITCHEN--DAY: Chuck points ahead as he and Rash run.)
CHUCK: The garage! This way!
5. (INT. GARAGE--DAY: With no lights on, the garage is pitch black. We can see very little of what's inside. Rash props himself up against the door that he and Chuck just ran through. He's panicking.)
RASH: They're armed with the Word of God! Whatdowedowhatdowedo?!
PAGE 15:
1. (Mrs. Fisto KICKS open the door. Help Squad members flood into the garage.)
MRS. FISTO: WHERE ARE YOU?! You cannot hide from the scornful eye of my love!
2. (SHOT OF Chuck’s huge black Jeep. It’s a 5-seater with a large trunk space. The Help Squad searches the garage around it.)
MRS. FISTO (off panel): FIND THEM! FIND THEM!!!
3. (INT. JEEP: Chuck and Rash are lying on the floor of the Jeep’s trunk space, underneath a blanket. We can see Help Squad members searching around the Jeep through the windows.)
CHUCK (whispering): Now what?
RASH (whispering): We wait until they leave dumb ass.
4. (Same as Panel 3.)
CHUCK: Wanna smoke a bowl?
RASH: Yup.
5. (INT. GARAGE--DAY: Mrs. Fisto is still barking orders. Josh, the overexcited Help Squad member, is standing next to her.)
MRS. FISTO: FIND! MY! BOY!
JOSH: I like your enthusiasm ma’am!
JOSH: YOU HEARD THE LADY! LET’S DO THIS!
PAGE 16:
1. (INT. JEEP--DAY: The Jeep is now filled with smoke. Chuck and Rash are still hiding underneath the blanket.)
CHUCK: Go look.
RASH: No. You go look.
CHUCK: No! You go look.
RASH: You go look.
CHUCK: You go look.
RASH: You go look.
CHUCK: You go look.
2: (Rash comes out from under the blanket and looks out the rear window.)
RASH: Fine!
RASH: I can’t see them. I think they left.
3. (A CRAZY-EYED Help Squad boy leaps up in front of the window. Rash leaps back, startled.)
RASH: YAAAH!
4. (EXT. GARAGE--DAY: The crazy-eyed Help Squad boy ushers the others over to the Jeep. They surround it, pounding on the doors and windows, like zombies.)
CRAZY-EYED HELP SQUAD BOY: Over here! I’ve found them!
5. (INT. JEEP--DAY: Rash jumps to the back seat and locks the door. Chuck, still in the trunk, cuddles the blanket around him, scared.)
CHUCK: SWEET HUMPIN’ ****!
RASH: Lock the doors! Lock the doors!
PAGE 17:
1. (EXT. GARAGE--DAY: The Help Squad continues to pound on the Jeep.)
HELP SQUAD (together): God forgives you.
HELP SQUAD (together): God forgives you.
HELP SQUAD (together): God forgives you.
HELP SQUAD (together): God forgives you.
2. (INT. JEEP--DAY: Rash is upside down in the driver’s seat of the vehicle, messing around with the wires underneath the steering wheel. Chuck is in the passenger’s seat, watching him.)
CHUCK: What’re you doin’ to my Jeep?
RASH: Hot wirin’ it so we can get the hell outta here!
CHUCK: You can do that?
RASH: Sure, why not?
3. (A Help Squad girl slams her two fists into the passenger side window.)
HELP SQUAD GIRL: RAAAWWWR!
4. (Chuck leaps back, scared.)
CHUCK: AAAHHH!
5. (The Help Squad girl, looking maniacally creepy, turns her eyes down towards the lock on the door.)
PAGE 18:
1. (CLOSE UP on the passenger side door lock. It pops open.)
2. (Chuck freaks out as Rash continues working on the wires.)
CHUCK: Oh****oh****oh****! Rash! I think they have the--
RASH: I’m going as fast as I can! Shut the **** up already!
3. (The passenger side door flies open. Several Help Squad members burst through and grab Chuck as he tries to scramble away.)
CHUCK: AARRRGGHH! NOOOOO!
4. (Underneath the steering wheel, Rash connects two wires. They spark and the Jeep rumbles to life.)
RASH: Got it!
5. (Rash gets up and looks for Chuck.)
RASH: Let’s get the **** outta this...Chuck?
PAGE 19:
1. (Rash leaps forward and grabs Chuck’s hand before the Help Squad can pull him all the way out of the Jeep.)
RASH: CHUCK!
CHUCK: HELP ****ER!
2. (The driver’s side door flings open and two Help Squad members, one of them being Josh, grab Rash.)
RASH: Shit!
3. (INT. GARAGE--DAY: Help Squad members pour in around Mrs. Fisto as they surround the Jeep.)
TAMMY: Yes! Yes! Bring them to me! Bring them to mama!
4. (INT. JEEP--DAY: CLOSE UP on Rash, struggling against the arms that are wrapped around him and trying to pull him out of the car.)
RASH: Get your stinkin’ paws offa me, you damn dirty churchies!
5. (CLOSE UP on Rash grabbing the Jeep’s gear shift and putting it into DRIVE.)
6. (CLOSE UP of Rash slamming his foot on the gas.)
RASH: Hold on Chuck!
PAGE 20:
1. (EXT. GARAGE--DAY: The Jeep SMASHES through the garage door. Debris and Help Squad members go everywhere. Chuck is hanging out from the passenger side.)
RASH (from inside Jeep): PRAY MUTHA****AS! PRAY!!!
2. (INT. JEEP--DAY: Chuck is hanging on for dear life with his legs hanging out his door.)
CHUCK: AARRGH! My freakin’ legs!
3. (Rash is sitting up right now, driving. He looks to his left and finds Josh hanging onto the open driver’s side door, dragging on the road.)
JOSH: PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT! SAFETY IS AN IMPORTANT--
4. (EXT. JEEP--DAY: Rash kicks Josh right in the face.)
JOSH: Ugh!
5. (EXT. STREET--DAY: Josh rolls away from the Jeep and into a bunch of trash cans set next to the curb.)
PAGE 21:
1. (INT. JEEP--DAY: Chuck closes the passenger door while Rash drives. Rash looks pissed and tired.)
RASH: That is the last I ever go to your house.
CHUCK: Ditto.
2. (Bailey pops up from the back seat, startling Rash and Chuck. She's covered in splotches of red paint.)
BAILEY: Same here.
CHUCK: AAH!
RASH: AAH!
3. (Rash can't believe that Bailey was in the Jeep the entire time and didn't bother trying to help them.)
RASH: Don't even ****ing tell me you've been back there this entire time!
BAILEY: Yup! Sure was! Had me a little snack and a nice nap too.
4. (Chuck pokes at a spot of red paint on Bailey's arm.)
CHUCK: This blood?
BAILEY: I wish! But it's just paint. Your mom was just so pleasant to be around that I couldn't leave without giving her a thank you gift.
5. (A sudden look of concern falls over Rash. Chuck is curious.)
RASH: Gift? What could you...oh no.
RASH: Bailey, you're not practicing magic again, are you?
PAGE 22:
1. (CLOSE UP on Bailey, with the widest, slyest smile spread across her face.)
2. (INT. MRS. FISTO'S GARAGE--DAY: Now that the garage door has been destroyed, the garage is flooded with daylight, revealing that the walls are covered in red-painted demonic symbols and Satanic writings. The shot is on Mrs. Fisto's front. She's staring up at the garage's ceiling in terror while the Help Squad members run back into the house in fear. All around, evil demonic voices are taunting her.)
EVIL VOICE #1(off panel): Thank you so much for inviting us into your home Mrs. Fisto.
EVIL VOICE #2 (off panel): We wouldn't think one of your faith would play host to our kind.
3. (BIG REVEAL of what is on the ceiling: a design that is a cross between a pentagram and a happy face, painted in horrific looking red. Underneath it reads "HAVE A NICE DAY".)
EVIL VOICE #1 (off panel): But don't worry. I'm sure we'll get along famously.
EVIL VOICE #2 (off panel): We'll be on our best behavior. We promise.
EVIL VOICE #1 (off panel): Hee.
PAGE 13:
1. (Chuck is balancing on the banister with his arms outstretched. Mrs. Fisto is frightened, reaching out for her son.)
CHUCK: I'm tired of being a disappointment to you.
2. (Chuck falls backwards off of the railing.)
CHUCK: Good bye.
3. (Mrs. Fisto runs and looks over the railing. Rash runs off in the other direction, towards the stairs.)
MRS. FISTO: MY BABY!!!
4. (INT. LIVING ROOM--FIRST FLOOR--DAY: Chuck lands hard on the long sofa.)
CHUCK: OOF!
5. (Rash leaps over the banister of the last few steps as he's coming down stairs. Chuck is sitting up in the sofa, winded.)
RASH: You would fake suicide ya little emo bitch.
CHUCK: Suck my taint asshole. And if you ever throw me like that again I swear I'll kick you in the junk.
PAGE 14:
1. (A Bible hits Rash in the back as he's moving towards Chuck.)
RASH: You ever go near my junk and I'll--OW!
2. (INT. SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY--DAY: Graham, Mrs. Fisto and the other members of the Help Squad are lined up at the overhang, throwing Bibles.)
GRAHAM: Unleash His wrath!!!
3. (INT. LIVING ROOM--DAY: Rash leaps forward, knocking Chuck out of the way. Bibles hit all around them, like bullets.)
RASH: Get down little bitch!
4. (INT. KITCHEN--DAY: Chuck points ahead as he and Rash run.)
CHUCK: The garage! This way!
5. (INT. GARAGE--DAY: With no lights on, the garage is pitch black. We can see very little of what's inside. Rash props himself up against the door that he and Chuck just ran through. He's panicking.)
RASH: They're armed with the Word of God! Whatdowedowhatdowedo?!
PAGE 15:
1. (Mrs. Fisto KICKS open the door. Help Squad members flood into the garage.)
MRS. FISTO: WHERE ARE YOU?! You cannot hide from the scornful eye of my love!
2. (SHOT OF Chuck’s huge black Jeep. It’s a 5-seater with a large trunk space. The Help Squad searches the garage around it.)
MRS. FISTO (off panel): FIND THEM! FIND THEM!!!
3. (INT. JEEP: Chuck and Rash are lying on the floor of the Jeep’s trunk space, underneath a blanket. We can see Help Squad members searching around the Jeep through the windows.)
CHUCK (whispering): Now what?
RASH (whispering): We wait until they leave dumb ass.
4. (Same as Panel 3.)
CHUCK: Wanna smoke a bowl?
RASH: Yup.
5. (INT. GARAGE--DAY: Mrs. Fisto is still barking orders. Josh, the overexcited Help Squad member, is standing next to her.)
MRS. FISTO: FIND! MY! BOY!
JOSH: I like your enthusiasm ma’am!
JOSH: YOU HEARD THE LADY! LET’S DO THIS!
PAGE 16:
1. (INT. JEEP--DAY: The Jeep is now filled with smoke. Chuck and Rash are still hiding underneath the blanket.)
CHUCK: Go look.
RASH: No. You go look.
CHUCK: No! You go look.
RASH: You go look.
CHUCK: You go look.
RASH: You go look.
CHUCK: You go look.
2: (Rash comes out from under the blanket and looks out the rear window.)
RASH: Fine!
RASH: I can’t see them. I think they left.
3. (A CRAZY-EYED Help Squad boy leaps up in front of the window. Rash leaps back, startled.)
RASH: YAAAH!
4. (EXT. GARAGE--DAY: The crazy-eyed Help Squad boy ushers the others over to the Jeep. They surround it, pounding on the doors and windows, like zombies.)
CRAZY-EYED HELP SQUAD BOY: Over here! I’ve found them!
5. (INT. JEEP--DAY: Rash jumps to the back seat and locks the door. Chuck, still in the trunk, cuddles the blanket around him, scared.)
CHUCK: SWEET HUMPIN’ ****!
RASH: Lock the doors! Lock the doors!
PAGE 17:
1. (EXT. GARAGE--DAY: The Help Squad continues to pound on the Jeep.)
HELP SQUAD (together): God forgives you.
HELP SQUAD (together): God forgives you.
HELP SQUAD (together): God forgives you.
HELP SQUAD (together): God forgives you.
2. (INT. JEEP--DAY: Rash is upside down in the driver’s seat of the vehicle, messing around with the wires underneath the steering wheel. Chuck is in the passenger’s seat, watching him.)
CHUCK: What’re you doin’ to my Jeep?
RASH: Hot wirin’ it so we can get the hell outta here!
CHUCK: You can do that?
RASH: Sure, why not?
3. (A Help Squad girl slams her two fists into the passenger side window.)
HELP SQUAD GIRL: RAAAWWWR!
4. (Chuck leaps back, scared.)
CHUCK: AAAHHH!
5. (The Help Squad girl, looking maniacally creepy, turns her eyes down towards the lock on the door.)
PAGE 18:
1. (CLOSE UP on the passenger side door lock. It pops open.)
2. (Chuck freaks out as Rash continues working on the wires.)
CHUCK: Oh****oh****oh****! Rash! I think they have the--
RASH: I’m going as fast as I can! Shut the **** up already!
3. (The passenger side door flies open. Several Help Squad members burst through and grab Chuck as he tries to scramble away.)
CHUCK: AARRRGGHH! NOOOOO!
4. (Underneath the steering wheel, Rash connects two wires. They spark and the Jeep rumbles to life.)
RASH: Got it!
5. (Rash gets up and looks for Chuck.)
RASH: Let’s get the **** outta this...Chuck?
PAGE 19:
1. (Rash leaps forward and grabs Chuck’s hand before the Help Squad can pull him all the way out of the Jeep.)
RASH: CHUCK!
CHUCK: HELP ****ER!
2. (The driver’s side door flings open and two Help Squad members, one of them being Josh, grab Rash.)
RASH: Shit!
3. (INT. GARAGE--DAY: Help Squad members pour in around Mrs. Fisto as they surround the Jeep.)
TAMMY: Yes! Yes! Bring them to me! Bring them to mama!
4. (INT. JEEP--DAY: CLOSE UP on Rash, struggling against the arms that are wrapped around him and trying to pull him out of the car.)
RASH: Get your stinkin’ paws offa me, you damn dirty churchies!
5. (CLOSE UP on Rash grabbing the Jeep’s gear shift and putting it into DRIVE.)
6. (CLOSE UP of Rash slamming his foot on the gas.)
RASH: Hold on Chuck!
PAGE 20:
1. (EXT. GARAGE--DAY: The Jeep SMASHES through the garage door. Debris and Help Squad members go everywhere. Chuck is hanging out from the passenger side.)
RASH (from inside Jeep): PRAY MUTHA****AS! PRAY!!!
2. (INT. JEEP--DAY: Chuck is hanging on for dear life with his legs hanging out his door.)
CHUCK: AARRGH! My freakin’ legs!
3. (Rash is sitting up right now, driving. He looks to his left and finds Josh hanging onto the open driver’s side door, dragging on the road.)
JOSH: PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT! SAFETY IS AN IMPORTANT--
4. (EXT. JEEP--DAY: Rash kicks Josh right in the face.)
JOSH: Ugh!
5. (EXT. STREET--DAY: Josh rolls away from the Jeep and into a bunch of trash cans set next to the curb.)
PAGE 21:
1. (INT. JEEP--DAY: Chuck closes the passenger door while Rash drives. Rash looks pissed and tired.)
RASH: That is the last I ever go to your house.
CHUCK: Ditto.
2. (Bailey pops up from the back seat, startling Rash and Chuck. She's covered in splotches of red paint.)
BAILEY: Same here.
CHUCK: AAH!
RASH: AAH!
3. (Rash can't believe that Bailey was in the Jeep the entire time and didn't bother trying to help them.)
RASH: Don't even ****ing tell me you've been back there this entire time!
BAILEY: Yup! Sure was! Had me a little snack and a nice nap too.
4. (Chuck pokes at a spot of red paint on Bailey's arm.)
CHUCK: This blood?
BAILEY: I wish! But it's just paint. Your mom was just so pleasant to be around that I couldn't leave without giving her a thank you gift.
5. (A sudden look of concern falls over Rash. Chuck is curious.)
RASH: Gift? What could you...oh no.
RASH: Bailey, you're not practicing magic again, are you?
PAGE 22:
1. (CLOSE UP on Bailey, with the widest, slyest smile spread across her face.)
2. (INT. MRS. FISTO'S GARAGE--DAY: Now that the garage door has been destroyed, the garage is flooded with daylight, revealing that the walls are covered in red-painted demonic symbols and Satanic writings. The shot is on Mrs. Fisto's front. She's staring up at the garage's ceiling in terror while the Help Squad members run back into the house in fear. All around, evil demonic voices are taunting her.)
EVIL VOICE #1(off panel): Thank you so much for inviting us into your home Mrs. Fisto.
EVIL VOICE #2 (off panel): We wouldn't think one of your faith would play host to our kind.
3. (BIG REVEAL of what is on the ceiling: a design that is a cross between a pentagram and a happy face, painted in horrific looking red. Underneath it reads "HAVE A NICE DAY".)
EVIL VOICE #1 (off panel): But don't worry. I'm sure we'll get along famously.
EVIL VOICE #2 (off panel): We'll be on our best behavior. We promise.
EVIL VOICE #1 (off panel): Hee.