View Full Version : Five Word Film Summaries

01-14-2013, 12:36 AM
Here's a dumb game.

Summarize a film, or just say something notable about it, or a key scene, etc. in EXACTLY five words.

Bonus points if we get what movie you mean even though you didn't mention the name.

Don't worry about doing the same movie someone else did. Just has a fun.


Batman Begins, Then Immediately Quits.

E.T. Befriends Children, Recieves Abuse.

Obi-Wan is "Only Hope"/Liar

Unhand Your Son, Darth Vader!

Slave Leia: Horrifying Upon Reflection.

"The Force" Explained As Ubermensch.

That Mission Was Obviously Possible!

Everyone "Pregnant" But Female Lead

Seafood Special: Bikini-Clad Appetizers

Teleportation Has A Few Bugs

Country Actually Abides Old Men

Ben Affleck Can Grow Beards.

"Lincoln Was Cool" Notes Speilberg.

Now you!

Duane Korslund
01-14-2013, 08:43 AM
racist word gives director spotlight

Too old to whip swing!!

Thank God no Kirstin Dunst!

Joseph Gordon Leavitt Boy Wonder

Freed slaves and killed vampires

01-14-2013, 02:10 PM
Tough guys whine about girls.

Steven Seagal: same character AGAIN!!

Joel Schumacher shits on Batman

Board game movie flops. Predictable?

Big blue penis just distracting.

Cruise jumps off tall building ....(x4)

Burroughs rolls over in grave.

Hot, violent chicks, no plot.

Hathaway straddles Batpod. Worth admission.

01-14-2013, 02:11 PM
That Mission Was Obviously Possible!


01-14-2013, 02:24 PM
Lucas wipes ass with Jones

01-14-2013, 02:28 PM
These are great. I can tell what 99.9% of them are. I'm stuck on a few, but I won't admit which. :P

Here are moar!

Reality isn't really real. Whoa.

Injured soldier becomes weird Furry.

Oh Jesus. Stop crying, Peter!

Midnight feeding leaves several bleeding.

Big blue penis just distracting.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard this..

01-14-2013, 10:27 PM
Biblical story parables. Also, sodomy.

Slo-mo greeks fighting. Sodomy implied.

Troy Wall
01-15-2013, 01:30 AM
Hardcore cop stops German terrorist

Hardcore cop stops new terrorist

Cop stops foriegn terrorist's relative

Aging cop stops computer nerd

(Coming soon...) Aging cop stops Russian terrorist

A man drives fast cars

Other dude drives fast...alone

New kid drives fast cars

Man returns to drive fast

Man still drives fast cars

Man drives fast yet again

Inventor fights epic beard man

Inventor wrestles Mickey Rourke, Wins

Green Goblin kidnaps Mary Jane

Doctor Octopus kidnaps Mary Jane

Two villains kidnap Mary Jane

01-15-2013, 01:41 AM
That's stunningly abysmal.

01-15-2013, 03:40 AM
Long drawn out Batman origin.

Joker steals the movie again.

Ridiculous plot destroys Batman Franchise.

Blue indians good, Military evil.

Seth Rogen shouldn't play Superhero.

With great power isn't said.

Superspeedos, deadbeat dad, boring movie.

Whedon does great superhero movie.

01-15-2013, 06:05 AM
Tokyo destroyed again. Sonuva bitch!

01-15-2013, 10:54 AM
Every good boy deserves fudge.

01-15-2013, 01:47 PM
Every good boy deserves fudge.

Please refrain from gay porn references.

Duane Korslund
01-15-2013, 02:02 PM
Hobbit joins a dwarf Gang

Nolan rips off The Matrix

Troy Wall
01-15-2013, 07:29 PM
Rebels ruin emperor's hard work

Man tongues his twin sister

Freedom fighters befriend forest creatures

Creature with lisp talks incessantly

Important jobs outsourced to clones

Galactic serial killer murders children

01-15-2013, 10:35 PM
Nipples on everyone but Ivy

We cheer for Elektra's death

Nicolas Cage burns, we laugh

Nicolas Cage burns, we laugh

Nicolas Cage burns, we laugh

Cowboy gibberish earns Oscar nod

Brad and Janet explore options

01-15-2013, 10:42 PM
Stupid scientist deliver alien babies

Twelve Monkeys with flying bikes

Robot immigrants fighting each other

Same transformers plot, with superheroes

Blind justice, bad fashion sense

Mutant schoolteachers foil terrorist plans

Temporal paradox turn Spock metrosexual

01-19-2013, 10:26 AM
Goofy Hats Grant All Access