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Jasen Smith
01-03-2013, 02:45 AM
So I saw two trailers of Sci Fi Movies coming out.
One with Will Smith and Son and the other with Cruise.
I thought to myself when watching them that they felt very similar.
Then I Googled them and saw the movie posters...

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Jon Dahl
01-03-2013, 02:59 AM
Oh , you mean this?
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Buckyrig
01-03-2013, 10:01 AM
Shit, it's all probably a combination of focus group nonsense and marketing firms' in-house psychologists (seriously, they hire fucking psychologists) spitting out some "perfect formula" for advertising different kinds of movies.

Comix Obsession
01-03-2013, 11:03 AM
This has been happening for years, though I admit that this is just ridiculous. Hollywood movies have been coming out in pairs for a long time now - I'm pretty sure that one studio has a major script, it gets leaked and another studio decides to take the idea and copy it, hoping to make more money than the other. In fact, I'm pretty sure that it's been said this is common practice in Hollywood, because people prefer money to imagination and originality.

Biofungus
01-03-2013, 08:52 PM
Don't worry folks, the orange/teal posters will be back around soon enough...

Lovecraft13
01-03-2013, 08:56 PM
You know, I wasn't sold on either of those flicks.

Two prominent members of the Church of Scientology starring in opposing Sci-Fi flicks? Tomfoolery.

sevans
01-03-2013, 09:43 PM
Tomcruisefoolery!

Biofungus
01-04-2013, 02:45 PM
You know, I wasn't sold on either of those flicks.

Two prominent members of the Church of Scientology starring in opposing Sci-Fi flicks? Tomfoolery.
Will Smith isn't into scientology (?).

edit: Oh snap, he is!

Maybe the fact they both made such movies points to some very dangerous, secret plans by the CoS. (no, not Bill CoSby).

Lovecraft13
01-04-2013, 04:43 PM
Ever since the dude joined the Church, he rarely makes movies. Remember when he made like a billion dollars every summer, but then he just disappeared? Well, I'm sure it's Church related.

Lovecraft13
01-04-2013, 04:51 PM
Jaden Smith / Jasen Smith.... it all makes sense!

cheeseisgood1918
01-05-2013, 01:46 AM
Why are so many celebs Scientologists? Is it just because it's trendy? Are they doing it ironically?Do they give you your own blowjob robot built to look like Jennifer Lawrence when you join?

Rob Norton
01-05-2013, 04:49 PM
?Do they give you your own blowjob robot built to look like Jennifer Lawrence when you join?

Oh my god i would totally sign up.

Jasen Smith
01-05-2013, 05:50 PM
Jaden Smith / Jasen Smith.... it all makes sense!

If only. I'd love to have that Smith family money.

Lovecraft13
01-05-2013, 09:17 PM
Why are so many celebs Scientologists? Is it just because it's trendy? Are they doing it ironically?Do they give you your own blowjob robot built to look like Jennifer Lawrence when you join?

You had me at "blowjob robot."

Co.Inkadink
01-05-2013, 10:53 PM
If only. I'd love to have that Smith family money.

You do have the Smith family money. It's just not as much as that other Smith Family.

cheeseisgood1918
01-05-2013, 11:03 PM
Oh my god i would totally sign up.
Who wouldn't? Jennifer Lawrence could just say the word blowjob and most people's faces would explode.
You had me at "blowjob robot."

Blowjob robots get everyone.

Biofungus
01-06-2013, 12:14 AM
and that's how Skynet begins...