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KidIntense
09-13-2008, 09:46 AM
Okay, who would win in this fight? Do you think Superman who is the man of steel who would win, or Batman who is the dark knight? They are both DC comics cuperheroes, but they are also rivals. They really don't like each other, but they have to learn to get along. Still, they fight to see who is the best DC icon. Hope one of them wins.

BIGROD
09-13-2008, 10:25 AM
http://www.iongraphx.com/images/Supes_Bats.jpg

Buckyrig
09-13-2008, 10:45 AM
http://www.iongraphx.com/images/Supes_Bats.jpg

The irony is that taking the time to create and upload the image is much geekier. :laugh:

mrwewiii
09-13-2008, 11:51 AM
Okay, who would win in this fight? Do you think Superman who is the man of steel who would win, or Batman who is the dark knight? They are both DC comics cuperheroes, but they are also rivals. They really don't like each other, but they have to learn to get along. Still, they fight to see who is the best DC icon. Hope one of them wins.


Have you ever gone by the handle "Rambo"?

Aidy
09-15-2008, 12:42 PM
hmmmmm. They do actually like each other. they just argue like the gay lovers they are.
and their SUPERHEROES.

BJCochran
09-15-2008, 05:46 PM
http://www.iongraphx.com/images/Supes_Bats.jpg



That is one of the best pictures I have ever seen

Marrrrkie
09-20-2008, 04:58 AM
hmmmmm. They do actually like each other. they just argue like the gay lovers they are.
and their SUPERHEROES.

They're* Superheroes. :rolleyes:

HaphazardJoy
09-20-2008, 08:04 AM
If they're going into the fight with any time for preparation, Batman, if it's a spur-of-the-moment deal, Superman. Especially if the kryptonite ring comes into play, Batman has the major edge if he knew it was coming.

Moonrider
09-21-2008, 12:26 AM
If they're going into the fight with any time for preparation, Batman, if it's a spur-of-the-moment deal, Superman. Especially if the kryptonite ring comes into play, Batman has the major edge if he knew it was coming.

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll83/nirwana4toys/biggrecheesebatmanvssupfo2.gif

you were saying? :rolleyes:

PIMPZILLA
09-21-2008, 02:11 AM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll83/nirwana4toys/biggrecheesebatmanvssupfo2.gif

you were saying? :rolleyes:

HAHA! As funny as that is its, almost, true. He's intelligent enough to, given enough time, figure out your weakness and prepare a way to exploit it to a point to defeat you.

HaphazardJoy
09-21-2008, 08:12 AM
Hey, if that pansy Reed Richards can beat Galactus, you best believe Batman could do it with his eyes closed and one hand tied behind his back. I mean, damn, His batgenitalia alone could wipe the floor with Galactus.

Eugene Selassie
09-21-2008, 11:21 AM
Prof Niles Caulder could beat em both.

ronin7
09-21-2008, 06:20 PM
Batman wins. He's a master tactician and strategist. He wouldn't need much to exploit the various weaknesses that each of Superman's powers have. Such as his super senses being vurnable to sounds that are far above his tolerance level, forms of ultra violet light that can blind him, etc.

Eugene Selassie
09-21-2008, 07:00 PM
Ok seriously, I am sick of the Bat-God that people make Bruce out to be. Superman doesn't kill. But he also doesn't go into a fight stupid. He moves in at superhuman speed, disarms his opponent and on to the next task.

I liked it back when Bats was thought of someone who could MAYBE beat Supes, but had a VERY SLIM chance of doing so.

Now the mentality is Batman can crush any hero there is and there is something inherently wrong with that.

NickGuy
09-21-2008, 07:16 PM
yeah ive never bought into the idea of batman being able to beat supes. i even think there was an issue where batman punched superman and supes let his head roll because if he hadnt, bats wouldve broken his hand.

Project: J-ko
09-21-2008, 07:44 PM
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll83/nirwana4toys/biggrecheesebatmanvssupfo2.gif

you were saying? :rolleyes:

:laugh: OH MY GOD! :laugh:

I don't know if I'm over-tired or what..but I can't stop laughing at BAT-TSSH!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

HaphazardJoy
09-21-2008, 09:29 PM
So what if Superman doesn't kill? Neither does Batman. Batman could use his resources and his superior intelligence (Superman is supposed to have a much faster brain than ordinary humans, but he still doesn't always calculate things as well as other, smarter, people) to take advantage of Superman's weaknesses and protect himself from his strengths long enough to incapacitate him.

PIMPZILLA
09-21-2008, 11:10 PM
Ok seriously, I am sick of the Bat-God that people make Bruce out to be. Superman doesn't kill. But he also doesn't go into a fight stupid. He moves in at superhuman speed, disarms his opponent and on to the next task.

I liked it back when Bats was thought of someone who could MAYBE beat Supes, but had a VERY SLIM chance of doing so.

Now the mentality is Batman can crush any hero there is and there is something inherently wrong with that.

Batman is one of the most intelligent and knowledgeable heroes in either universe. He's always one of the greatest strategists and tacticians in either universe. If you give him enough time to think up a strategy, he can defeat any hero or villain. It's fact.

Moonrider
09-22-2008, 01:00 AM
But Batman is fiction.

Aidy
09-23-2008, 09:39 AM
They're* Superheroes. :rolleyes:

CRAP!

Eugene Selassie
09-23-2008, 02:57 PM
But Batman is fiction.

LOL...

Marrrrkie
09-23-2008, 05:04 PM
CRAP!

:laugh:

Personally i think Robin could waste 'em all.

:slap:

Moonrider
09-23-2008, 06:18 PM
LOL...

Well seriously, that's the hard fact. Fictional facts are still fiction. It's a fun yet pointless debate because nobody can really prove any statement. :laugh:

Eugene Selassie
10-05-2008, 01:32 PM
Yeah...

And Clark would kick Bruce's ass.

Sorry to burst your bubbles fanboys.

Newt
10-05-2008, 01:42 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z161/Newt1453/02116.png

Eugene Selassie
10-05-2008, 01:47 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z161/Newt1453/02116.png

LOL...

Knuckles
10-22-2008, 09:27 AM
False Prophet!













And what spam gives a mean face on it

NickGuy
10-22-2008, 11:10 AM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z161/Newt1453/02116.png


hahaha thats funny.

DocDemonic
10-29-2008, 02:59 AM
Ah, the always debatable topic. Who would win this fight? Of course, like most things, it is dependable on several x factors.

As most arguments go in this one, you could argue one of two possibilities.

Pros for Supes:
Superman, at any given time, (save for presence of kryptonite and red sunlight) can either freeze, burn, or demolish any living thing he so chooses.

Pros for Batman:
Bats is a hard as nails fighter with an advanced knowledge of combat with a wide assortment of weapons at his disposal. Also, he possesses the knowledge of Superman's weaknesses and personality traits and flaws.

Also, Batman has the interesting power of being able to be written to defeat any and all obstacles set in his path. If he is written well, he can defeat Darkseid, Superman, and anyone else. :har:

But seriously, as many stories have shown in the past, Batman and Superman have had their spats, and Batman has always kept up with Superman. B-Man's access to the kryptonite ring, use of supersonics and the understanding of who and what Superman is makes him a formidable opponent to Big Blue.

That's it. :whistlin:

captainarian
10-30-2008, 04:29 PM
the cryptonite ring is a faliour... he tried it once, supes froze bat's hand and bit the shit out of him.
as much as i love'em both...
supes aint stupid.
and batman can make mistakes too.

DemolitionSamurai
10-30-2008, 05:35 PM
Superman bit Batman? :confused:

fluxchild
11-02-2008, 02:26 AM
Supes personality alone makes him an easy target for Bruce. point blank!

Eugene Selassie
11-02-2008, 11:40 AM
Supes personality alone makes him an easy target for Bruce. point blank!

WTF???

NickGuy
11-02-2008, 01:24 PM
Supes personality alone makes him an easy target for Bruce. point blank!


what the hell are you talking about? supes is no pansy hes a dick.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884973

Eugene Selassie
11-02-2008, 01:37 PM
what the hell are you talking about? supes is no pansy hes a dick.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884973

WTF????

NickGuy
11-02-2008, 01:38 PM
WTF????

WTF????

fluxchild
11-02-2008, 05:16 PM
WTF???

I never said Supes was a pansy. He's the consumate boy scout, and will always pull his punches, no matter what. Bruce takes advantage of that. Have you ever been in a fight that you really didn't want to be in, and the guy wanted to kick your ass? He's not going to pull his punches, and he's definitely gonna try and smear you.
That's Batman's edge. He knows he has to hit Superman hard and fast, and take any advantage he can get.

fluxchild
11-02-2008, 05:19 PM
and as far as Superman being a superdick, he never acted the way he was portrayed in those early comics...and if he did, they weren't in continuity...perhaps I spelled that wrong.

NickGuy
11-02-2008, 05:47 PM
I never said Supes was a pansy. He's the consumate boy scout, and will always pull his punches, no matter what. Bruce takes advantage of that. Have you ever been in a fight that you really didn't want to be in, and the guy wanted to kick your ass? He's not going to pull his punches, and he's definitely gonna try and smear you.
That's Batman's edge. He knows he has to hit Superman hard and fast, and take any advantage he can get.

this fails for the simple fact that even if batmans punching supes as hard as he can, with his normal strength hes not going to even make supes turn his head. im going to use the example i used earlier...i dont remember if it was in the comic or the TAS, but there was an instance of batman punching superman in the face and supes only moved his head because if he hadnt, bats wouldve broken his hand.

you think a guy whos skin deflects bullets is going to be hurt by a human punch?

fluxchild
11-02-2008, 05:53 PM
uh....that's why Superman uses kryptonite, and brass knuckles....or a metal bat suit. Hypersonics, and his love for his supporting cast....you do read comics don't you? j/k
anyway I was always under the impression that once he's exposed to green K that he loses strength. Superman returns kinda sets this in stone. Supes is a weakling once he comes into contact with the kryptonite

NickGuy
11-02-2008, 05:58 PM
uh....that's why Superman uses kryptonite, and brass knuckles....or a metal bat suit. Hypersonics, and his love for his supporting cast....you do read comics don't you? j/k
anyway I was always under the impression that once he's exposed to green K that he loses strength. Superman returns kinda sets this in stone. Supes is a weakling once he comes into contact with the kryptonite

not immediately, though. he loses his powers gradually. even if its up in his face.


for instance, if i walked up to supes and was like "BAM KRYPTONITE RING BITCH!" he wouldnt just fall to floor defeated. hed still have enough strength to grab my hand and crush it, and throw me through a couple buildings.

fluxchild
11-02-2008, 06:01 PM
I feel ya, but I think it's pretty much up to the writer, because everytime I've seen Supes hit with a dose of Kryptonite, he seems to fall immediately. Hell in Superman the motion picture as soon as the chain goes around his neck Lex just pushes him into the pool. But at the same time in SR he picks up an entire island of kryptonite.

NickGuy
11-02-2008, 06:14 PM
I feel ya, but I think it's pretty much up to the writer, because everytime I've seen Supes hit with a dose of Kryptonite, he seems to fall immediately. Hell in Superman the motion picture as soon as the chain goes around his neck Lex just pushes him into the pool. But at the same time in SR he picks up an entire island of kryptonite.


i always liked the way the animated series depicted it...he weakened slowly.

Biofungus
11-02-2008, 07:08 PM
WTF????
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/Biofungus/goofs/wtf-1.gif

NickGuy
11-02-2008, 07:12 PM
http://borkweb.com/wp-content/upload/WTF_hax.jpg

ponyrl
11-19-2008, 11:20 PM
SHAZAM BITCHES!!!



:laugh:

(disappears like a ghost into the night, like an empty voice on a drifting wind, like a freak without warning, an appetite for sex 'cause me so.......... :huh: )

NickGuy
11-20-2008, 04:21 PM
^ unnecessary.

John Rauch
11-20-2008, 04:45 PM
Supes is a weakling once he comes into contact with the kryptonite

Except when it's in the shape of an island that needs lifted into space or any time he's just really, really determined.

ponyrl
11-24-2008, 09:24 PM
^ unnecessary.
^and?