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Biofungus
10-22-2007, 02:48 AM
Oct. 19, 2007 -- Dinosaurs probably did not enjoy many carefree teenage years, since most were parents before they reached adulthood, according to recently announced research.

The find puts dinosaurs on the list of animals that had teenage pregnancies. Others on the list include crocodiles, lizards and humans.

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/10/19/dinosaur-pregnant-teen.html?category=dinosaurs&guid=20071019120000&dcitc=w19-502-ak-0000

In an ever so slightly related story:

Oct. 17, 2007 — It's bad enough to misplace a finger, much less have it lost for 65 million years. But after decades of searching, paleontologists at Montana's Hell Creek have found the missing third finger of one of Tyrannosaurus rex's undersized "hands."

The finger suggests that T. rex had a powerful wrist and its hands were probably able to hold onto chunks of flesh while the monster's gnarly jaws did all the killing.

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/10/17/tyrannosaurus-dinosaur.html

Finally, T-rex could officially flip someone off now!

Newt
10-22-2007, 09:30 AM
I guess this means that they've decided that dinosaurs had determinate growth. Oh, wait, no, they list lizards and alligators as well, and those have indeterminate growth; hmmmm. The study itself is fine; they're just determining some life-history parameters. The interpretations, though, are bullshit. Stupid Discovery Channel.

jedipencil
10-22-2007, 09:47 AM
Does this mean we weren't created out of thin air 200 years ago?

Buckyrig
10-22-2007, 12:23 PM
psst, jedi...it's 6000 years ago. You're probably thinking that is was a little less than 200 years ago that Germans discovered the Americas. ;)

Mwynn
10-22-2007, 12:26 PM
Does this mean we weren't created out of thin air 200 years ago?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9ZyiA7bORc

jedipencil
10-22-2007, 12:52 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u9ZyiA7bORc

:laugh: :laugh: ...Yup...