Eliseu Gouveia
10-15-2007, 11:12 PM
I´ve just shamelessly stolen this one from superherochat. :cool:
Put your favorite sex quote and while your at it choose which of these you like the best.
"Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn't had enough gratuitous sex." (Geoff Spear)
"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." (Sam Austin)
"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained." (William Blake)
"There is no unhappier creature on earth than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to embrace the whole woman." (Klaus Kraus)
"The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off." (Jean Cocteau)
"Chastity is curable, if detected early." (Anonymous)
"Great food is like great sex—the more you have the more you want." (Gael Greene)
"If it is not erotic, it is not interesting." (Fernando Arrabal)
"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should draw the line at goats." (Elton John)
"What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down." (Scott Roeben)
"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got." (Sophia Loren)
"Her kisses left something to be desired—the rest of her." (Anonymous)
"I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now." (Anonymous)
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time." (Tallulah Bankhead)
"The penis mightier than the sword." (Mark Twain)
"Forget school kids--why don't they bus horny women?" (George Carlin)
"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it." (Cary Grant)
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter." (George Carlin)
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." (Mae West)
"What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap." (James Agate)
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." (Woody Allen)
"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls." (Groucho Marx)
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often." (Emo Philips)
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." (Mignon McLaughlin)
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." (Woody Allen)
"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible." (P.J. O'Rourke)
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." (Ken Hammond)
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk." (Andy Gibb) :har:
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself." (Emo Philips)
"I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since." (Arturo Toscanini)
Put your favorite sex quote and while your at it choose which of these you like the best.
"Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn't had enough gratuitous sex." (Geoff Spear)
"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." (Sam Austin)
"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained." (William Blake)
"There is no unhappier creature on earth than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to embrace the whole woman." (Klaus Kraus)
"The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off." (Jean Cocteau)
"Chastity is curable, if detected early." (Anonymous)
"Great food is like great sex—the more you have the more you want." (Gael Greene)
"If it is not erotic, it is not interesting." (Fernando Arrabal)
"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should draw the line at goats." (Elton John)
"What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down." (Scott Roeben)
"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got." (Sophia Loren)
"Her kisses left something to be desired—the rest of her." (Anonymous)
"I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now." (Anonymous)
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time." (Tallulah Bankhead)
"The penis mightier than the sword." (Mark Twain)
"Forget school kids--why don't they bus horny women?" (George Carlin)
"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it." (Cary Grant)
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter." (George Carlin)
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." (Mae West)
"What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap." (James Agate)
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." (Woody Allen)
"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls." (Groucho Marx)
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often." (Emo Philips)
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." (Mignon McLaughlin)
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." (Woody Allen)
"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible." (P.J. O'Rourke)
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." (Ken Hammond)
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk." (Andy Gibb) :har:
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself." (Emo Philips)
"I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since." (Arturo Toscanini)