Gayville

[Screeny]

Tee Hee! (http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/town-names2.htm)

...I now feel an almost uncontrollable urge to move to 'Wanker's Corner', Oregon :w00t:

[The Scribe]

I heard you are the mayor of Gayville. :har: ;)

[Mike225]

:yawn:

[The Scribe]

http://media.buzzhumor.com/9/Gayville_Signf0f373.jpg



Every Gay down in Gayville.....
http://www.joekort.com/images/grinch.jpg

[Screeny]

I heard you are the mayor of Gayville. :har: ;)

You should know - what with you being the Mayoress of Fruitdale :p

[Newt]

I visited Gayville once. The people were very nice, but I didn't really care for it.

[Screeny]

:yawn:

How's the water up there in Shitagoo Lake, Mike?

[The Scribe]

You should know - what with you being the Mayoress of Fruitdale :p

Whatever :p

[Knuckles]

I'm going to Ass Rock, because my ass does rock.

[FA]

I live reasonably close to 'French Lick'

I'm the only person here who smirks when they say it. :(

Stupid grownups. :sure:

[Mike225]

How's the water up there in Shitagoo Lake, Mike?I wouldn't know, I'm not French.

[The Scribe]

I live reasonably close to 'French Lick'

Hey FA.

Take a look... (http://galenfrysinger.us/1/us/indiana03.jpg)

[Screeny]

I wouldn't know, I'm not French.

Neither is Shitagoo, Malcolm :p

[Mike225]

Oh, I thought you were implying something. Heh.

I guess Intercourse is old news?

[Screeny]

Then that would have been 'Le Lac de la Merdagoo' in my adopted tongue.

[kdmelrose]

I guess Intercourse is old news?

Wishful thinking, more likely.

[Mike225]

Is someone going to start a "Mike225 Appreciation Thread" soon or what?

:cry:

[FA]

I wish mike225 no specific harm.

[Mike225]

Thanks, FA!

[kdmelrose]

I have no opinion on the matter.

[Screeny]

Is someone going to start a "Mike225 Appreciation Thread" soon or what?

As soon as you move out of Mianus :har:

[Newt]

Nashville was originally called 'French Salt Lick'. Which reminds me- one of the major tributaries of the Tennessee River is called the French Broad.

All the towns on this list have names that contain sexual or scatological puns, but there are plenty of towns with weird non-obscene names. Tennessee is home to such winners as Bugscuffle, Bucksnort, Bell Buckle, Soddy-Daisy, Cheap Hill, Barefoot, Bitter End, Alcoa (named after Aluminum Company of America), Defeated, Difficult, Dismal, Disco, Duff, Stringtown, Squirrel Flat, Sharp Place, Pall Mall, Ducktown, Guys, Bride, Boom, Chic, Grasshopper, Fly, Horseshoe, Love Station, and Pigeon Forge.

[kdmelrose]

As soon as you move out of Mianus :har:

It's been plagued by overcrowding?

[Mike225]

Duh Oh!

[Multisync143]

http://philbrodieband.com/jokes-jokes_town_names-pic3.jpg

[Buckyrig]

No mention of Pussy, France? :blink:

[Buckyrig]

I live reasonably close to 'French Lick'

I'm the only person here who smirks when they say it. :(

Stupid grownups. :sure:

I think it's all because everyone's heard of French Lick for so long now that it's become almost normal-sounding due to a very famous Celtic. :whistlin:

[kdmelrose]

Celt.

[FA]

... due to a very famous Celtic. :whistlin:

I don't get it. What?

[Newt]

Queen Boudiccea?

[Buckyrig]

Celt.

No, I'm correct on this one.

That Kevin is clueless on this topic should aim one in the direction of the topic of interest in which a person must have a modicum of trivial knowledge to understand whom I referenced.








Man, that sentence ROCKS with unnecessarily cumbersome form. :thumbs:

[kdmelrose]

Larry Bird.

:yawn:

You're "unnecessarily cumbersome."

[Buckyrig]

Don't yawn at me, dammit! :laugh:

[Buckyrig]

You're "unnecessarily cumbersome."

Yes. Yes, I am.

[FA]

Who the fuck is Larry Bird? Another one of these 'famous for hitting a ball with a stick' people?

[Newt]

He threw balls through a hoop on a stick.

[FA]

He threw balls through a hoop on a stick.

Ohhh, I see. Netball. Like little girls play in school.

Good for him!

[The Scribe]

Who the fuck is Larry Bird? Another one of these 'famous for hitting a ball with a stick' people?

You can't teach women anything. :p

Larry Bird played basketball.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHOTOFILE/AADL024~Larry-Bird-Posters.jpg

[Mike225]

His milk moustache is legendary!

[The Scribe]

Ohhh, I see. Netball. Like little girls play in school.

Good for him!

You're thinking of lacrosse.

Lacrosse is not a sport; lacrosse is a faggoty college activity. I don't care how rough it is, anytime you're running around a field, waving a stick with a little net on the end of it, you're engaged in a faggoty college activity. Period. George Carlin

[FA]

You're thinking of lacrosse.

Lacrosse is not a sport; lacrosse is a faggoty college activity. I don't care how rough it is, anytime you're running around a field, waving a stick with a little net on the end of it, you're engaged in a faggoty college activity. Period. George Carlin

No, I'm thinking of netball.

[Mike225]

You're thinking of lacrosse.

Lacrosse is not a sport; lacrosse is a faggoty college activity. I don't care how rough it is, anytime you're running around a field, waving a stick with a little net on the end of it, you're engaged in a faggoty college activity. Period. George CarlinJudge not, lest ye be judged - God

[Screeny]

Buckyrig will testify to the brutality of lacrosse - why only the other day he mentioned breaking a nail whilst bouncing a lacrosse ball on the pavement. :laugh:

[Buckyrig]

Flinging a veritable rock as hard as you can at a man in front of a net who is considered excellent if he can stop the shot 48% of the time....is not delicate work you nimrodded punk!

[FA]

Buckyrig will testify to the brutality of lacrosse - why only the other day he mentioned breaking a nail whilst bouncing a lacrosse ball on the pavement. :laugh:

That's not the worst of it - he scuffed his Jimmy Choo's

[Newt]

The Angles have to apply incorrect names to all sports in order to feel like they're not just a footnote in American history.

Examples:

Correct Name............Anglish Name

Baseball...................Rounders
Soccer....................Football
Football...................Rugby
Boxing.....................Fisticuffs
Bowling....................Ninepins
Pool........................Billiards
Auto Racing..............Fiddlesticks
Tennis.....................Patkins
Volleyball.................Mumbletypeg
Competitive Eating.....Suicide

[Buckyrig]

That's not the worst of it - he scuffed his Jimmy Choo's

I wear Eccos, thank you. :man:

[The Scribe]

Judge not, lest ye be judged - God

Out of context.

Carlin said it I'm just the messenger. ;)

[FA]

The Angles have to apply incorrect names to all sports in order to feel like they're not just a footnote in American history.

Examples:

Correct Name............Anglish Name

Baseball...................Rounders
Soccer....................Football
Football...................Rugby
Boxing.....................Fisticuffs
Bowling....................Ninepins
Pool........................Billiards
Auto Racing..............Fiddlesticks
Tennis.....................Patkins
Volleyball.................Mumbletypeg
Competitive Eating.....Suicide

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I think you just knocked mike225 off the top of my 'tolerable individual' list.

[Newt]

Judge not, lest ye be judged - God

God swiped that line from Metallica.

[Buckyrig]

God swiped that line from Metallica.

Are they going to sue?

[Mike225]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I think you just knocked mike225 off the top of my 'tolerable individual' list.But you're the only one that doesn't wish me any specific harm..!

[Newt]

Are they going to sue?

Well, yeah, but first Ulrich is going to bitch about it in the press. It'll be funny, 'cause he has a slight speech impediment. And a funny accent.

[Mike225]

Out of context.

Carlin said it I'm just the messenger. ;)At any rate, you know what the Bible says about that, I'm sure.

[FA]

But you're the only one that doesn't wish me any specific harm..!

Well, shit. I'll just wish you an insignificant and temporary specific harm? Slight concussion...mild incontinence...that kind of thing. Will that do?

[Newt]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I think you just knocked mike225 off the top of my 'tolerable individual' list.

Now can I bask in your approval?

[Screeny]

The Angles have to apply incorrect names to all sports in order to feel like they're not just a footnote in American history.

Examples:

Correct Name............Anglish Name

Baseball...................Rounders
Soccer....................Football
Football...................Rugby
Boxing.....................Fisticuffs
Bowling....................Ninepins
Pool........................Billiards
Auto Racing..............Fiddlesticks
Tennis.....................Patkins
Volleyball.................Mumbletypeg
Competitive Eating.....Suicide

Bah! Fuck you - I'm off to the fezzywig for a game of Patkins. We'll continue this flibtickle on my return :man:

[The Scribe]

At any rate, you know what the Bible says about that, I'm sure.

Yes, I do. I don't have the mote in my eye. ;)

Also, you're not a Christian so you can't quote the Bible to me. ;)

[Buckyrig]

Well, yeah, but first Ulrich is going to bitch about it in the press. It'll be funny, 'cause he has a slight speech impediment. And a funny accent.

Well...he is a ferner.

[Buckyrig]

Also, you're not a Christian so you can't quote the Bible to me. ;)

Dude...how do you know?

[Screeny]

Whatever it is, it's against it. :p

[FA]

Now can I bask in your approval?

Maybe you start off with some wallowing and work your way up to bask.

[Mike225]

Yes, I do. I don't have the mote in my eye. ;)

Also, you're not a Christian so you can't quote the Bible to me. ;)I'm Catholic, fuck you very much.

[Newt]

Well...he is a ferner.

And a Californian. He's a Valley Dane.

[Screeny]

Ooh! (virtual) Fisticuffs!

[Newt]

Maybe you start off with some wallowing and work your way up to bask.

Thank you O kind mistress!

[FA]

I'm Catholic, fuck you very much.....

....without protection.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week.

[FA]

Thank you O kind mistress!

You're back in the lead mike. Rest easy.

[Screeny]

....without protection.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week.

...and we come full circle back to Mianus :laugh:

[Mike225]

Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week.Yeah, but the thread won't be. :whistlin:

[Buckyrig]

Good Gravy!

What here goes afoul?

:eek:

[Mike225]

You're back in the lead mike. Rest easy.Fuck yeah!

[FA]

Good Gravy!

What here goes afoul?

:eek:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Newt]

You're back in the lead mike. Rest easy.
You fickle strumpet!

[The Scribe]

I'm Catholic

Like I said, you're not a Christian you follow Catholicism, not Christianity.

Oh, and a man in a hat.

After your reply, it shows you're not even a good Catholic.

[Mike225]

Like I said, you're not a Christian you follow Catholicism, not Christianity.

Oh, and a man in a hat.

After your reply, it shows you're not even a good Catholic.You're in no position to say who or what something believes in. Or did I miss the part about whining until you get your way in the Bible?

[Screeny]

Like I said, you're not a Christian you follow Catholicism, not Christianity.

Oh, and a man in a hat.

After your reply, it shows you're not even a good Catholic.

Ouch!....physically & metaphorically.

Mike has 37 kids - now tell me he isn't a good Catholic! :har:

[Buckyrig]

Like I said, you're not a Christian you follow Catholicism, not Christianity.

WRONG!

Christianity breaks into THREE basic groups: Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, and Protestant.

You just disagree with the beliefs of Catholicism, as you probably disagree with say Seventh Day Adventists.

You're over the line here.

[kdmelrose]

Dude...how do you know?

You forgot the omnipresent ;).

[kdmelrose]

Like I said, you're not a Christian you follow Catholicism, not Christianity.

You can't be serious.

:huh:

[Newt]

"I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. so i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off." - Emo Phillips

[Screeny]

How did this thread degenerate from Gayville to Christianity?.....OK, silly question. :whistlin:

[The Scribe]

WRONG!
You're over the line here.

Nope, I'm correct. You're over the line here. ;)

[Knuckles]

You're over the line here.

http://www.shirtrocker.com/catalog/20070963_tp_31_1.jpg

[The Scribe]

You're in no position

I'm in position to say it. ;)

From my pulpit. (http://www.bernicesteinbaumgallery.com/artists/willis/images/pulpit.jpg)

[kdmelrose]

I'm afraid to ask what position.

[Screeny]

I hope this pulpit you speak of is in Gayville!

[The Scribe]

I hope this pulpit you speak of is in Gayville!

They need some good preaching too. ;)

[Screeny]

They need some good preaching too. ;)

i think your efforts would be better directed towards those in Gobblers Knob! :har:

[The Scribe]

i think your efforts would be better directed towards those in Gobblers Knob! :har:

I'll send The Spirit to preach to them. ;)

[Buckyrig]

Is something wrong with your eye? :huh:

[Newt]

:laugh: I was going to say that!

[kdmelrose]

Is something wrong with your eye? :huh:

It's that bothersome mote.

[Newt]

It's that bothersome mote.

Wouldn't it be the beam?

[kdmelrose]

Log, beam, mote. Point is, there's something in it.

[FA]

Is this a bad time to mention that we're all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves?

[Screeny]

I thought it was something about trying to cram a camel in your eye socket if you've got a needle dick :huh:

[Mike225]

I didn't know you smoke pot, FA.

[Newt]

Quiet, hippie!

[Buckyrig]

http://techdigestuk.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/car_crash.JPG

[FA]

I didn't know you smoke pot, FA.

When you have a six hour conversation with a river from smoking pot, I will need the name of your dealer.

Mainly so I can ask him how it's possible that no-one on a messageboard recognises a bill hicks quote when they see one.

[Buckyrig]

Mainly so I can ask him how it's possible that no-one on a messageboard recognises a bill hicks quote when they see one.

This is now hilarious to me...for reasons I will not reveal.

:laugh: :laugh:

[kdmelrose]

Isn't it an Internet rule that the first one to mention Hitler, or quote Bill Hicks, loses?

[Mike225]

When you have a six hour conversation with a river from smoking pot, I will need the name of your dealer.

Mainly so I can ask him how it's possible that no-one on a messageboard recognises a bill hicks quote when they see one.Never checked that one out. If you'd yelled out, "Hitler was an underachiever!" I would've picked up on that. Hrm. I may have lost, Kevin, but she lost first.

[Buckyrig]

I had a dream last night where Bill Hicks and Hitler were involved in a heated pie fight.

My question is...do you think this means I might be gay?

[FA]

Isn't it an Internet rule that the first one to mention Hitler, or quote Bill Hicks, loses?

But the first one to be labelled a communist sympathiser wins.

Scribe? Balance me out, would you?

[kdmelrose]

Never checked that one out. If you'd yelled out, "Hitler was an underachiever!" I would've picked up on that. Hrm. I may have lost, Kevin, but she lost first.

You're both losers, Mike. You're both losers.

[Mike225]

My question is...do you think this means I might be gay?
Yeah, that's what it mean.

[Buckyrig]

But the first one to be labelled a communist sympathiser wins.

Scribe? Balance me out, would you?

Uh...incompatible with your Ron Paul support.

Sorry, sister...you sold out the "Green Folk".

[FA]

Uh...incompatible with your Ron Paul support.

That's never stopped him before.

[Screeny]

I had a dream last night where Bill Hicks and Hitler were involved in a heated pie fight.

My question is...do you think this means I might be gay?

Were they 'hairy' pies?

[Buckyrig]

We fought a dragon together and then there was a celebratory hot dog eating contest.

I don't think it means anything really.

[Mike225]

Usually hot dog eating contests are symbolic of strength and bravery...this is puzzling..

[Screeny]

I'd argue that a dream that involved slipping a long sausage-like object into one's mouth would ultimately end in a one way ticket to Gayville :eek:

[Mike225]

No, I've won a hot dog eating constest. Bravery and strength.

[kdmelrose]

Sorry, sister...you sold out the "Green Folk".

Faeries?

[Buckyrig]

Gayville Rock City here I come!

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/01/kiss_destroyer.jpg

[Screeny]

No, I've won a hot dog eating constest. Bravery and strength.

I wasn't aware that 'fluffing' was competitive. :confused:

[kdmelrose]

It's the only competition that matters.

[Mike225]

Is Justice41 sick or something? How did he miss this thread?

[Screeny]

Ah!...I always wondered why I kept losing.....note to self: Don't bite down.

[Buckyrig]

Faeries?

I can't keep track of who's a pinko and who's not anymore.

Isn't Ralph Nader a Stalinist now?

[Mike225]

Ah!...I always wondered why I kept losing.....note to self: Don't bite down.In a hot dog eating contest? You could try swallowing them whole, I guess...

[Screeny]

I have an over-developed gag relflex which negates any career in fluffery.

[kdmelrose]

I have an over-developed gag relflex which negates any career in fluffery.

You just need a good trainer!

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/especiais/rocky_balboa/personagens/mickey.jpg

[The Scribe]

But the first one to be labelled a communist sympathiser wins.

Scribe? Balance me out, would you?

What do you want me to say?

There's nothing wrong with quoting some of what Carlin or Hicks say. ;)

[kdmelrose]

http://www.markdroberts.com/images/nathan-log-eye-4.jpg

[Screeny]

But I don't want to be 'Hoit poimanent!'

[The Scribe]

http://www.markdroberts.com/images/nathan-log-eye-4.jpg


^kdmelrose^ :p

[Screeny]

http://www.markdroberts.com/images/nathan-log-eye-4.jpg

That child has clearly confused 'Camel' & 'Eye of a Needle' with 'Oversized Cadbury's Flake' and 'Human Eye'. Enter the Kingdom of Heaven he will NOT!

[kdmelrose]

You mean knot.

[Screeny]

Badum.....tish! :laugh:

[kdmelrose]

^kdmelrose^ :p

Yes, Scribe, you rate up there with Winston Churchill and Dorothy Parker when it comes to retorts.

[The Scribe]

Yes, Scribe, you rate up there with Winston Churchill and Dorothy Parker when it comes to retorts.

http://onthepage.org/escape/chakarova/pipe.jpg :thumbs:

[Screeny]

There's fluffer material if ever i saw it!

[Biofungus]

I visited Gayville once. The people were very nice, but I didn't really care for it.
You're anti-everywhere, aren't you?

[The-Spirit]

As soon as you move out of Mianus :har:
I went through there once, I had an accident I was rearended in Mianus.

[Screeny]

It was YOU!

[Biofungus]

I hope you two at least had protection... You know, like 5 mile an hour bumpers, a good mechanic, etc... :p

[Screeny]

Spirit had God - that was enough for me :har:

[Mike225]

:laugh:

[Biofungus]

Spirit had God - that was enough for me :har:
C'mon man. You've been around long enough to know you can't rely on the other person to bring protection...

[Screeny]

OK, I'll admit it - it's like taking a bath with your socks on. I feel dirty :yuk:

[Biofungus]

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. You've taken a big step man. Congratulations.

[Screeny]

Thankyou..I'm nodding furiously to patronising virtual applause.

[kdmelrose]

OK, I'll admit it - it's like taking a bath with your socks on. I feel dirty :yuk:

His socks on what?

:eek:

[Screeny]

The radiator?

[Biofungus]

The radiator?
Better cover your grill. :eek:

[Screeny]

Too late...it's been peppered. Once again I feel sullied.

[Biofungus]

You've got it all over, man. Just take a bath in mild acid. Exfoliation is your friend!

[Scott James]

Americans only embrace sports that contribute to their exclusive attitude to the rest of the world.

How else do you explain the fact that baseball, basketball and American football (Or "Rugby for Sissies" as it is known internationally) are not taken seriously anyway outside the States?

[JAQ]

The remote Upper-Peninsula-Michigan town of Gay is just big enough to have a drinking establishment. Yes, it is called the Gay Bar. However, no it is not.

[cbgiles]

Gay, Georgia
Fruitland, North Carolina
and a public access to the river boat ramp in south Asheville, NC now closed because of gay and pedifile activity(from what I was told) named Sandy Bottom.

Also: Chimney Rock Park in Lake Lure, NC...does that look like a chimney?
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b111/cbgiles/chimneyrock.jpg

[Buckyrig]

Americans only embrace sports that contribute to their exclusive attitude to the rest of the world.

How else do you explain the fact that baseball, basketball and American football (Or "Rugby for Sissies" as it is known internationally) are not taken seriously anyway outside the States?

I'm sorry...did you guys change the rules of Rugby because the British government was going to outlaw it due to the high number of deaths resulting from matches?

Cuz that happened with American football. :whistlin:

[Newt]

Americans only embrace sports that contribute to their exclusive attitude to the rest of the world.

How else do you explain the fact that baseball, basketball and American football (Or "Rugby for Sissies" as it is known internationally) are not taken seriously anyway outside the States?

Because for another country to take up one of those sports would be like trying to be the Karate Kid when you live next to Chuck Norris.

[Buckyrig]

I also love how our sports are about isolationism...but we're gonna ignore that the world popularity of soccer, rugby, and cricket is due to British Imperialism.

At least we don't shove our games down the world's throat at the end of a gun.

:whistlin: :whistlin: :whistlin: :whistlin:

[chaosgoat]

Back on the original topic.... they forgot all about "Big Beaver Lick" and "Pope Lick", here in good-ole' Kentucky...

[Newt]

You're anti-everywhere, aren't you?

I'm not anti-Gayville, it just wasn't for me.

[Buckyrig]

I grew up in the town of Hempstead.

But I seem to be the only one who thinks that's amusing. :(

[Newt]

Well, I was born in Dotsonville. Yeah, that's not funny either.

[Buckyrig]

Well, I was born in Dotsonville. Yeah, that's not funny either.

Well...I don't know what a dotson is...but a Hemp Stead would seem to indicate a pot farm...try to keep up.

[Newt]

Yes, Bucky, but pot is not intrinsically funny. Nor are genitals. Simply making an allusion to one of these things does not actually constitute humor except among pubescent boys and simpletons.

[Buckyrig]

No, I find it amusing that a town is named for something that was completely legal at the time and is now seen as the road to Hell or some shit.

You have to choose to see the comedy in the world, junior. ;)

[Screeny]

I only live a few short miles away from Lickey End and the Lickey Hills. I have visited them many times and have yet to be licked in any way shape or form - most disappointing. Maybe I should cover myself with jam.

[Newt]

But of course, it was most likely a farm for fiber-producing hemp, not the smokeable stuff.

My town, like many others in the region, was built on the tobacco industry; I suspect someday a similar incongruence will exist for places like Tobaccoport, just down the road a ways.

[Buckyrig]

But of course, it was most likely a farm for fiber-producing hemp, not the smokeable stuff.

My town, like many others in the region, was built on the tobacco industry; I suspect someday a similar incongruence will exist for places like Tobaccoport, just down the road a ways.

And I will be there to ridicule its absurdity. :thumbs:

[Scott James]

At least we don't shove our games down the world's throat at the end of a gun.

:whistlin: :whistlin: :whistlin: :whistlin:No, you just use it to shove democracy, capitalism and globalisation down everyone's throats.

Whether they want it or not. :rolleyes:

[Lord Fejj]

Yes, Bucky, but pot is not intrinsically funny. Nor are genitals.
Incorrect. Genitals are always funny.

[Scott James]

Because for another country to take up one of those sports would be like trying to be the Karate Kid when you live next to Chuck Norris.Actually, it would more like trying to be like Chuck Norris when he is the guy who cleans your pool.

[Newt]

No, you just use it to shove democracy, capitalism and globalisation down everyone's throats.

Whether they want it or not. :rolleyes:

We learned it from watching you!

[Newt]

Actually, it would more like trying to be like Chuck Norris when he is the guy who cleans your pool.

America is the guy who cleans your pool? Explain.

[Newt]

Incorrect. Genitals are always funny.

Your genitals, maybe. :nyah:

[Scott James]

America is the guy who cleans your pool? Explain.Do I need to break out the whiteboard and start scribbling the correct definition of irony?

[Buckyrig]

No, you just use it to shove democracy, capitalism and globalisation down everyone's throats.

Whether they want it or not. :rolleyes:

The guns are for their protection. :yawn:

[Newt]

Do I need to break out the whiteboard and start scribbling the correct definition of irony?

Please do.

[Screeny]

We learned it from watching you!

:laugh: touché!

...although you clearly learned nothing at all :p

[Buckyrig]

Hey...we need to stop letting France off the hook for this shit too.

[Newt]

:laugh: touché!

...although you clearly learned nothing at all :p

Hey, I can't be held personally responsible for the actions of my democratically elected government officials....


Crap.

[Screeny]

Where's Scott with his whiteboard when you need him? :laugh:

[Newt]

In southwest Tennessee there is a community called Yum Yum. It is in the Big Muddy Bottom.

[Screeny]

Hey...we need to stop letting France off the hook for this shit too.

Ah yes...but you also owe a debt of gratitude to France - if the treacherous cheese eaters hadn't sided with you colonials to boot out the Brits, you'd all be speaking the 'Queen's English' now. Your love for France is still so great that you named your favourite fast-food snack in their honour. :p Even your little lovers tiff over Iraq only ended up in a temporary re-brand :har:

Yes! You owe all you are today to the French! Vive La France! http://thesmileysite.com/images/smilies/france%20(12).png

[Mike225]

Where's Scott with his whiteboard again? The French showed up and the British said, "Fuck that! We don't want to mess with them!"

[Buckyrig]

Ah yes...but you also owe a debt of gratitude to France - if the treacherous cheese eaters hadn't sided with you colonials to boot out the Brits, you'd all be speaking the 'Queen's English' now.

And if they weren't so petty and passive-aggresively vindictive after WWI, WWII may have been avoidable. :whistlin:

[Screeny]

You say that now, but I'm about to settle down and watch England kick French botty in the Rugby World Cup semi-final.

Disclaimer: I reserve the right to heavily edit/delete this post should my pre-match blustering blow up in my face

[Buckyrig]

Damn!

You were supposed to set me up to link France to AIDS, global warming, and the Bush Presidency.

:(






But anyway...I wasn't even aware that Rugby World Cup was underway. It's odd...we never hear about it over here. But we hear plenty about World Cup soccer.

[Newt]

And if they weren't so petty and passive-aggresively vindictive after WWI, WWII may have been avoidable. :whistlin:

Don't forget Britain's role in destroying the German economy to teach them a lesson, thus creating the social malaise that enabled the Nazis to climb to power. :thumbs:

[Screeny]

You say that now, but I'm about to settle down and watch England kick French botty in the Rugby World Cup semi-final.

Au revoir Frenchies....Fuck Yeah!!!!!

[Newt]

What happened to your fabled reserve?

[Buckyrig]

Au revoir Frenchies....Fuck Yeah!!!!!


Yes, but were there any fatalities?

[Screeny]

What happened to your fabled reserve?

I typed with deadpan satisfaction - what more do you want? Overt expression of emotion? Although I have to admit that my monocle dropped out at the final whistle. :eek:

[Screeny]

Yes, but were there any fatalities?

If crushed French hearts were fatalities then it was genocide. :har:

[Buckyrig]

If crushed French hearts were fatalities then it was genocide. :har:

They're too affected to care...so no.

[Screeny]

They're too affected to care...so no.

I beg to differ...

http://static-p.arttoday.com/thw/thw8/PH/cs5359_20040528h/cs5359_20040528h/16456325.thw.jpg?5359_040615_3576

:p

[Buckyrig]

That's like the third red X from you today.

[Newt]

If crushed French hearts were fatalities then it was genocide. :har:

Actually, crushed French hearts are a delicacy.

CRUSHED FRENCH HEARTS

3 sticks butter
1 clove garlic, minced
1/2 tsp onion salt
Dash Black Pepper
6 French hearts, fresh or canned
3 cups bread crumbs
2 large eggs
1 tsp sage

Melt the butter in a saucepan over medium heat; add garlic, onion salt, and black pepper. Rinse hearts; place in large sealable plastic bag and crush with rolling pin. Break eggs into bowl and beat thoroughly; stir in bread crumbs and sage. Coat hearts with bread crumb mixture and fry until breading turns brown and crispy. Serve hot with tomato soup and toast.

[Screeny]

It's your US servers blocking any and all images of your French comrades blubbing like babies.

[Buckyrig]

It's your US servers blocking any and all images of your French comrades blubbing like babies.

No chest headbutts then?









Newt: That post is the definition of putting in too much effort. :confused:

[Mike225]

I typed with deadpan satisfaction - what more do you want? Overt expression of emotion? Although I have to admit that my monocle dropped out at the final whistle. :eek:But you didn't lose your deer stalker or drop your pipe?

[Buckyrig]

But you didn't lose your deer stalker or drop your pipe?

Take your secret sex-club talk to PM, dammit! :man:

[Screeny]

But you didn't lose your deer stalker or drop your pipe?

Good god no! That would be positively vulgar and the behaviour of a bounder!

[Mike225]

In your avatar, where does that hose run to?

[Newt]

No chest headbutts then?









Newt: That post is the definition of putting in too much effort. :confused:

I just wanted to share the old family recipe. Of course, if you can't get French hearts, really any old hearts will do. You just have to marinate them in sherry for a while to get them as tender and flavorful as good French hearts.

[kdmelrose]

In your avatar, where does that hose run to?

Mianus.

[Screeny]

In your avatar, where does that hose run to?

I would imagine it is connected to the wearer's rectum...I really can't think of any other practical use for such an item.

[Screeny]

Mianus.

:laugh: Forgot about that one!

[Mike225]

I would imagine it is connected to the wearer's rectum...I really can't think of any other practical use for such an item.I'm sure. :sure:

[The Scribe]

Ah yes...but you also owe a debt of gratitude to France.

http://www.samizdata.net/~pdeh/smiley_paris.gif

[Scott James]

Is this a bad time to mention that we're all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves?"And now here's Tom with the weather"

And just to think you never found him that funny at first. :laugh: