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Newt
10-11-2007, 06:45 PM
It has come to my attention that Ron 'The Architect' Phillips, the man who keeps this site from being swept into the ditch along the Information Superhighway, is not sufficiently appreciated by the users and abusers of Digital Webbing.

So here is the place for us all to express our gratitude and delight, even those cheapskates who won't pay their membership dues to help support the site.

Three cheers for Ron Phillips!
FA
10-11-2007, 06:46 PM
I like the way Ron Phillips smells.
rummblestrips
10-11-2007, 06:49 PM
I like his hair...
uh....
Fred Duran
10-11-2007, 07:06 PM
Ron Phillips is badass to the tenth degree squared.
N Hammer
10-11-2007, 07:11 PM
He's cool.... :thumbs:
dano
10-11-2007, 07:12 PM
I appreciate Ron to the extent that when i see somethign that's completely awesome I say "DAMN! That's RonPhillips!"

Let me demonstrate:

Page 1 panel 4: Dano walks down sidewalk as Dr. Doom appears floating in the sky. Spider-man swings into the scene just behind Doom
Doom: "Bow down in fear, for I am ..."

Page 2 panel 1 Splashpage: Spider-man kicks Doom in the balls. Doom doubles over.
Spider-Man: "JAKE BILBAO, aHOYYYY!!!"

Page 2 panel 2 small inset: Dano looks up amazed.
Dano: "DAMN! That's RonPhillips!"
Scaleyinx
10-11-2007, 07:12 PM
I like his zen quality. :)
JamieRoberts
10-11-2007, 07:20 PM
I like Ron Phillips because he's polite and he's rarely late.

Also, he shares the same second name as my brand of mp3 player, which I call Ron.
Wayne Drake
10-11-2007, 07:29 PM
He is a kind, gentle man.
FA
10-11-2007, 07:32 PM
Ron Phillips very rarely touches any of us in an inappropriate way.
Mike225
10-11-2007, 07:37 PM
Ron Phillips is a Construct fan! :thumbs:
rummblestrips
10-11-2007, 08:09 PM
Ron Phillips
I'd let him shave my legs, anytime!
Buckyrig
10-11-2007, 08:13 PM
Who? :huh:
Mr.Musgrave
10-11-2007, 08:13 PM
Ron Phillips
I'd let him shave my legs, anytime!


Aw...I was going to say that.
Lord Fejj
10-11-2007, 08:37 PM
I'd have sex with Ron Phillips...but not in a gay way :har: :slap:
FA
10-11-2007, 08:38 PM
I'd be honoured to shave Ron Phillips legs. Whilst Lord Fejj had either gay or non-gay sex with him.
Lord Fejj
10-11-2007, 08:43 PM
I'd be honoured to shave Ron Phillips legs. Whilst Lord Fejj had either gay or non-gay sex with him.
:laugh:
Ron Phillips
10-11-2007, 10:14 PM
Wow you guys really ha ... like me. :blink:

Adulation is much appreciated ... but I'll have to pass on the sex, gay or not, unless you're the following ... Hmmmm ... I'd put up a wish list but my wife who in-frequents the site, and surely would if I posted such wish lists. Maybe she'd accept offers of leg shaving ... but that might obligate me to shave her legs which usually turns out for the good ....

Wow. I'm really taken aback ... maybe I should whine more often. For a while there I was actually enjoying the negative attention Buckyrig was giving me.

Thanks for not ignoring me. :banana:
Toyandgadgetguy
10-11-2007, 10:16 PM
Ron Phillips has cool friends.
Mike225
10-11-2007, 10:19 PM
"DAMN! That's RonPhillips!"This should be a new standard.
Biofungus
10-11-2007, 10:20 PM
Ron Philips is a nice guy. He tried to recruit me for free customer support for his web hosting (okay, that was after he gave me a discount when I was looking for a new host. But still... :p )
Biofungus
10-11-2007, 10:28 PM
This should be a new standard.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/Biofungus/onnotice.jpg
deanne
10-11-2007, 10:50 PM
Ron is my Birthday Buddy! :har:
Spacious Interior
10-11-2007, 11:03 PM
Ron Phillips smells like awesome and tastes like hell yeah!
Mike225
10-11-2007, 11:04 PM
He pisses excellence.
Nitecrawlah2
10-11-2007, 11:59 PM
Ron Phillips walks on water, spits fire, and shits Haagen-Dazs. Truly amazing!
wisper
10-12-2007, 12:05 AM
Ron does know his Internet stuff...he's helped me many times with advice...a quiet man...but serious about his work. thank's Ron for all your help!
Lord Fejj
10-12-2007, 12:12 AM
Did I ever tell you about the time Ron Phillips took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Ron Phillips takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Ron Phillips yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!
Buckyrig
10-12-2007, 12:24 AM
This is starting to remind me of this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBPfSjh2lBQ)




EDIT: DAMN! Guess there's a reason it reminded me of that! :laugh:

Oh man this one's (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5325227096348674496&q=bill+brasky&total=57&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3) got Alec Baldwin and John Goodman! :thumbs:
Biofungus
10-12-2007, 01:22 AM
And on top of all this, today is his wife's birthday! Yay!

Happy Birthday, Mrs. RonPhillips :p

tell her we said happy birthday
paul brian deberry
10-12-2007, 09:11 AM
He's alright.
Kep!
10-12-2007, 10:11 AM
It has come to my attention that Ron 'The Architect' Phillips, the man who keeps this site from being swept into the ditch along the Information Superhighway, is not sufficiently appreciated by the users and abusers of Digital Webbing.

So here is the place for us all to express our gratitude and delight, even those cheapskates who won't pay their membership dues to help support the site.

Three cheers for Ron Phillips!
He looks mighty cute in spandex!
Ron Phillips
10-12-2007, 11:13 AM
And on top of all this, today is his wife's birthday! Yay!

Happy Birthday, Mrs. RonPhillips :p

tell her we said happy birthday

*fright* ... *relief*

Man, you made me think for half-a-second I forgot my wife's b-day. A cardinal sin, indeed. My wife is "Catnel" ... who's b-day is next Thursday.
kdmelrose
10-12-2007, 12:00 PM
What? Ron has two wives?

:eek:
T.J. May
10-12-2007, 12:21 PM
Ron phillips' tears cure cancer....


....too bad he doesn't cry.


Plus, his wife is hot.
steveo
10-12-2007, 12:27 PM
Ron who?





:)





Ron is ok in my book no matter what you guys post about him.



SteveO
e3w
dano
10-12-2007, 12:29 PM
What? Ron has two wives?

:eek:

:confused: Daaaamn! That's so Darkmind!!!
Mike225
10-12-2007, 12:32 PM
:laugh:
Buckyrig
10-12-2007, 12:36 PM
:w00t: Daaaamn! That's RonPhillips!!!

Actually...that sounds a little more DarkMind! :confused:
MattWaterman
10-12-2007, 12:44 PM
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9544/churchsignsf7.jpg
Buckyrig
10-12-2007, 12:48 PM
Ron's family name was changed at Ellis Island when his great grandparents immigrated from Freedonia. The family name was originally X-Point.
MattWaterman
10-12-2007, 01:32 PM
Ooooooooo, those dirty X-Points...

(slams fist into palm)
dano
10-12-2007, 01:38 PM
It's not an x !! It's a + :man:


Why you gotta always be like that
Biofungus
10-12-2007, 07:00 PM
*fright* ... *relief*

Man, you made me think for half-a-second I forgot my wife's b-day. A cardinal sin, indeed. My wife is "Catnel" ... who's b-day is next Thursday.
D'oh! I forgot. Thought Pixelhawk was the mrs.

Sorry :(
Mike225
10-12-2007, 07:12 PM
Whatever happened to Pixelhawk, anyway?
Screeny
10-12-2007, 07:14 PM
Whatever happened to Pixelhawk, anyway?

She is now known as 'Vectoreagle'
kdmelrose
10-12-2007, 07:16 PM
Psst. PixelHawk's a woman.
Mike225
10-12-2007, 07:16 PM
Ha! Screeny, you newb!
Wasabe
10-12-2007, 07:19 PM
Chuck Norris was beatin' the crap out of me and Ron Phillips backed him off with a stare.

Thanks Ron.
Screeny
10-12-2007, 07:22 PM
Ha! Screeny, you newb!

I don't understand....I'm confused :confused: :p
Screeny
10-12-2007, 07:24 PM
Psst. PixelHawk's a man.

I'm sure she was a ladeeee :laugh: :p
Mike225
10-12-2007, 07:26 PM
Last edited by Screeny : Today at 05:20 PM. Witchcraft!
Screeny
10-12-2007, 07:27 PM
BURN ME!.....oh bollocks!
Biofungus
10-12-2007, 07:34 PM
Chuck Norris was beatin' the crap out of me and Ron Phillips backed him off with a stare.

Thanks Ron.
Liar! While I don't doubt Ron's power, if you were being beaten by Chuck, you wouldn't be able to post for a year at least! Now Mr. T, he pities foo's, so I could see where Ron would have a brief moment to intervene before the beating, during the time T was pitying you.
Scott James
10-13-2007, 08:08 AM
Ron Phillips killed my wife...















... and I've never been happier.
Ron Phillips
10-13-2007, 10:08 AM
Ron Phillips killed my wife...


... and I've never been happier.

I was never actually found guilty, but if I had killed her whilst wearing the bloody gloves, which were too big by-the-way, I'm glad it has made your life better.



And since you are so happy, can I have some of the money back from the civil suite and the book sales? I could really use the money.
Catnel
10-13-2007, 10:10 AM
What can I say about Ron Phillips?

Hmmm He is my husband... He makes more money than me... he whines... he begs and he's very sweet.... :laugh:

He can shave my legs any day. :whistlin:

And all of you made me come out of hiding to post this. Congratulations.

And my Birthday is October 18th... soon...

:slap:

I love you, Ron Phillips.
Imboden
10-13-2007, 04:35 PM
Y'know the story about the dude who shot a guy just to see him bleed?

Ron was the guy who got shot.

But shit, we STILL love him!
Toyandgadgetguy
10-13-2007, 07:23 PM
What can I say about Ron Phillips?

Hmmm He is my husband... He makes more money than me... he whines... he begs and he's very sweet.... :laugh:

He can shave my legs any day. :whistlin:

And all of you made me come out of hiding to post this. Congratulations.

And my Birthday is October 18th... soon...

:slap:

I love you, Ron Phillips.

I think Ron posted this. :nyah:


Yep. I checked the IP addresses, and they're the same... so that must be proof enough. ;)
Catnel
10-18-2007, 06:20 AM
I think Ron posted this. :nyah:


Yep. I checked the IP addresses, and they're the same... so that must be proof enough. ;)



Um..... Of course they are the same IP... I have to sleep with the guy! :rolleyes:
Toyandgadgetguy
10-18-2007, 09:07 AM
Um..... Of course they are the same IP... I have to sleep with the guy! :rolleyes:

that was the fun part of the joke... silly girlie.
MattWaterman
10-18-2007, 09:23 AM
....I think she's a skrull....

:(
dano
10-18-2007, 09:24 AM
Ron's a giant hunchback and this is his Notre Dame as he hurls boiling water and I-beams at us down below. None of us understand the love in his heart.


poor Ron
Toyandgadgetguy
10-18-2007, 10:07 AM
Reminds me of a great joke that ends with "I dunno... but his face sure rings a bell!!!"

Cracks me up. Really.
Newt
10-18-2007, 11:02 AM
I asked a friend of mine once if he knew what 'tintinnabulation' means, and he said, "It doesn't ring a bell." I still don't know whether he was putting me on.
Buckyrig
11-03-2007, 01:29 PM
Ron Phillips is hardcore punk!
Mike225
11-03-2007, 01:34 PM
Ron Phillips called me a dork!
Buckyrig
11-03-2007, 01:46 PM
Ron Phillips called me a dork!

Damn, that's punk!
j giar
11-03-2007, 04:25 PM
Soylent Green Is Ron Philips!!!!!
Shin_Jinlaw
11-03-2007, 10:37 PM
I don't know Ron Phillips.











































That's it. I don't know him. :whistlin:

*Walks off*
Shin_Jinlaw
11-03-2007, 10:38 PM
Ron Phillips called me a dork!

No, that was me who called you a dork. Don't you remember what you did last week at my house?
Biofungus
11-03-2007, 10:47 PM
Damn, that's punk!
Damn, that's Ron Phillips!