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dano
10-07-2007, 07:32 AM
Just thought I'd introduce myself,

I'm dano. I used to be weighed down by almost ten thousand posts, and avatar, and an obscene amount of green box points. I would even delete my old posts to make my post count go down.

This is my first day of e-Zen. I'm a born-again member. I have nothing and I love it!!! :banana:

Grant Perkins
10-07-2007, 07:45 AM
whaccck!!!!!

LDahl
10-07-2007, 08:54 AM
Just thought I'd introduce myself,

I'm dano. I used to be weighed down by almost ten thousand posts, and avatar, and an obscene amount of green box points. I would even delete my old posts to make my post count go down.

This is my first day of e-Zen. I'm a born-again member. I have nothing and I love it!!! :banana:

E-zen noob, Grasshopper Dano...we are honored by your humble self,
join us and be welcome!
someone get some kittens in here quick!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/pumpkinpatch7/Whack.jpg

j giar
10-07-2007, 09:16 AM
Just thought I'd introduce myself,

I'm dano. I used to be weighed down by almost ten thousand posts, and avatar, and an obscene amount of green box points. I would even delete my old posts to make my post count go down.

This is my first day of e-Zen. I'm a born-again member. I have nothing and I love it!!! :banana:

Heh...he said member.

Mike225
10-07-2007, 09:19 AM
Another newb. :yawn:

Mwynn
10-07-2007, 09:25 AM
http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/red_neck_car.jpg


Hey, we don't like yer kind round here git fore you git in trouble.

BKMDog
10-07-2007, 09:26 AM
Does this mean that, at some point, we're all gonna clone ourselves from our original newbness in to new newbness? :huh:

I---I'm so confused! :cry:

j giar
10-07-2007, 09:52 AM
Does this mean that, at some point, we're all gonna clone ourselves from our original newbness in to new newbness? :huh:

I---I'm so confused! :cry:

If you knew what I knew about newb's, you'd never know you knew it....You know?

BKMDog
10-07-2007, 09:57 AM
Understood! =WHEW!= For a second there I was having a hard time telling the difference between retro-newbness, neo-newbness and quasi-motivational newbness.

Not to be confused with antidisestablishmentarianistic-newbness, of course! :har:

Toyandgadgetguy
10-07-2007, 11:00 AM
Welcome, new guy. Duck.

For clarification:

Your posts in chat will not count.
To get your green bar on (or red, depending on who you piss off), you will have to receive points from paid members.
To give points, you will need a membership.
To have an avatar, you will need a membership.

Now pay up, bitch.


























:nyah:

AthenaRose
10-07-2007, 04:42 PM
Welcome aboard, Newb :D

John Rauch
10-07-2007, 04:56 PM
Post counts suck!

Buckyrig
10-07-2007, 04:59 PM
Can I have my post count reset to 309 and locked there?

It's my lucky number! :thumbs:

Mike225
10-07-2007, 05:00 PM
In that case, be glad your not OCD.

Buckyrig
10-07-2007, 05:01 PM
Who says I'm knot.

Who says I'm knot?

Who says I'm Knot!

Who says I am NOt?

Who says I'm noT?

Who says I'm not?

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screeny
10-07-2007, 05:02 PM
Who says I'm knot.

A flaming Mexican, that's who! :p

Mike225
10-07-2007, 05:02 PM
Who says I'm knot.

Who says I'm knot?

Who says I'm Knot!

Who says I am NOt?

Who says I'm noT?

Who says I'm not?

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!Nice :thumbs:

Mike225
10-07-2007, 05:03 PM
A flaming Mexican, that's who! :pQuiet, Frenchy!

Screeny
10-07-2007, 05:04 PM
Nice ass, Bucky :thumbs:

Egads! :blink:

Mike225
10-07-2007, 05:04 PM
I just gave you a red point...with my MIND!

Screeny
10-07-2007, 05:05 PM
With your THINKING mind? Zut alors!

Nitecrawlah2
10-07-2007, 05:59 PM
Welcome to the boards. Hope you're cooler than the last guy named "dano" we had on these boards. What a fucking douche!

Mike225
10-07-2007, 06:03 PM
Dano, if you draw, there's also an artist's section.

kdmelrose
10-07-2007, 06:05 PM
And if you wrestle, there's a ... um ...

Screeny
10-07-2007, 06:06 PM
There's also a Writers section if you are a budding wordsmith. There's a little something for everyone if you take the time to look around.

Mike225
10-07-2007, 06:08 PM
I'm lonely and need a buddy. Do you like gladiator movies? I think you have a pretty mouth.Dude. Inappropriate.

kdmelrose
10-07-2007, 06:10 PM
http://www.arcollectibles.com/oveur.jpg

Screeny
10-07-2007, 06:13 PM
Dude, I'M SPARTACUS!

Goodness, gracious me!...or perhaps I should say 'Sacre bleu!'

Mike225
10-07-2007, 06:13 PM
Well, I am.

Buckyrig
10-07-2007, 06:15 PM
It's not funny until someone loses an eye.

Screeny
10-07-2007, 06:16 PM
Well, I am.

Who? Yoda?

kdmelrose
10-07-2007, 06:26 PM
"Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?"

http://www.murphsplace.com/olivier/spartacus/tub.jpg

Buckyrig
10-07-2007, 06:28 PM
Stanley Kubrick was a hack!

Jasen Smith
10-07-2007, 08:10 PM
YOUR A HACK!!! :nyah:

FA
10-07-2007, 08:11 PM
YOUR A HACK!!! :nyah:

You're.


Fucking hack. :rolleyes:

Jasen Smith
10-07-2007, 08:27 PM
NO!...YOUR A HACK!

stupid hack.

(In proper british voice)

you are a hack.

Lord Fejj
10-07-2007, 08:38 PM
Shouldn't you be dano2?

j giar
10-07-2007, 09:41 PM
Can I be Dano3?

Buckyrig
10-07-2007, 09:58 PM
YOUR A HACK!!! :nyah:

Indubitably.

But I don't have swarms of film-geek acolytes clawing each other for a chance to drink my ball sweat and thus gain immortality.

Toyandgadgetguy
10-07-2007, 11:01 PM
I wanna be dano309... cuz it's Buckyrig's lucky number.

JAQ
10-08-2007, 08:03 AM
"Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?"Remember: you are what you eat.

Knuckles
10-08-2007, 10:14 AM
Can I be Dano3?

That means you have to kill Dano1 and 2. Are you ok with this?

rummblestrips
10-08-2007, 02:18 PM
Jon gets to be Dano69

Jasen Smith
10-08-2007, 03:22 PM
Indubitably.

But I don't have swarms of film-geek acolytes clawing each other for a chance to drink my ball sweat and thus gain immortality.

What's wrong with that?

Nitecrawlah2
10-08-2007, 03:23 PM
Jon gets to 69 Dano
:w00t:

Jon Dahl
10-08-2007, 03:25 PM
Wait, what? :huh:

Buckyrig
10-08-2007, 07:27 PM
What's wrong with that?

Idol worship annoys the shit out of me. :yawn:
















Even if Kubrick made some pretty damn good flickers.

Multisync143
10-08-2007, 07:55 PM
Wait, what? :huh:


:laugh: Your lucky streak continues.