Star wars toys that never made it.

[VeaVictus]

Star wars rejects (http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15)

[omega sentry]

actually I think they did make the dead ewok!

[kdmelrose]

I don't think so.

[theflash]

I don't think so.

i have no idea why, but that struck me as so funny i've been laughing for about twenty minutes. you guys kill me!

[Rob Norton]

i would totally buy the "force". that...i need.

rob

[Nitecrawlah2]

:laugh: Man, I gotta find me that Uncle Owen red bone variant!

[Fred Duran]

:slap: That they even considered packaging ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and passing it off as the Force makes me wonder what the hell these people were doing alive :laugh:

[The-Spirit]

May the Corpse be with you.

[Toyandgadgetguy]

i would totally buy the "force". that...i need.

rob

I heard that there was a defective batch of them, and they're worth a bundle!!!

[sevans]

The charred corpses are actually pretty cool. Someone show Mr. Lucas. :whistlin:

[Biofungus]

But how do you know if you're getting the Dark Side of the Force, or the Light Side?

[Fred Duran]

YOU choose the Path . . .

[LDahl]

But how do you know if you're getting the Dark Side of the Force, or the Light Side?The light side glowes in the dark. :rolleyes: :har:

[Calloway]

:slap: That they even considered packaging ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and passing it off as the Force makes me wonder what the hell these people were doing alive :laugh:

In the 70s they sold invisible goldfish that came with invisible food and an invisible bowl.

[Kep!]

The Force reminds me of a product I got a couple of years ago called "Angel Snot".
http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/10465.jpeg
Great stuff!

[Lord Fejj]

In the 70s they sold invisible goldfish that came with invisible food and an invisible bowl.
Anybody remember pet rocks?

[MattWaterman]

One of my favorite parts of every Christmas time on the Onion... (http://www.avclub.com/content/node/56045) .
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Joke Teller ($3.99, marked down from $5.99)

This plastic keychain, which scrolls bad riddles across its tiny screen, then laughs histrionically at them, is automatically better than most items in The A.V. Club's annual Cheap Toy Roundup in that it "Really works!" Or so proclaims the excited packaging. Several times. So much better than all those toys with "Completely nonfunctional!" and "Utterly worthless!" printed on the box! Unfortunately, the fact that it functions means that parents will be subject to their children learning a whopping 200 terrible jokes, like "Q: What did Captain Hook say to his friend? A: Can you lend me a hand?" Fortunately, the jokes scroll across the screen so painfully slowly that this toy is likely to occupy kids for hours at a time, as they wait a silent eternity to learn why the baseball player went to baking school, or what a monster reads every day in the paper. Then again, kids may just run around holding down the "laugh" button, and gaining unearned self-esteem from the toy's enthusiastic support of every dumb thing they do.

[JAQ]

:slap: That they even considered packaging ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and passing it off as the Force makes me wonder what the hell these people were doing alive :laugh:You do realize that not everything you see on the Web is real... ?

[MattWaterman]

In fact, The Jaq here is merely a series of echoes of a non-existent civilization crying out into the abyss upon it's eventual unbecoming...

:thumbs:

[dano]

do you think spontaneous combustion is when ghosts figured out how to exorcise unwanted humans from their home?

[Angel]

^ Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....WTF?^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[JAQ]

In fact, The Jaq here is merely a series of echoes of a non-existent civilization crying out into the abyss upon it's eventual unbecoming...I am not!

(Oh drat! That just proves it, doesn't it?)

[MattWaterman]

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you, The Jag...

;)

[Buckyrig]

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you, The Jag...

;)

He's JAQ, dumbass.

I'm JAG...but you know...not here.

[Biofungus]

do you think spontaneous combustion is when ghosts figured out how to exorcise unwanted humans from their home?
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetleju... nah, I'd better not...

[spider]

How the Star Wars license has been whored out the last few decades it wouldn't suprise me if these were in shops.

[JAQ]

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you, The Jag...Where does this "The" come from? I'm "the genuine article", not "the definite article".

And what do you think may name is... Jason A. Guest? My cousin Jonny would be so upset. And my publicist is so fired.

[MattWaterman]

Man, if I could go by The Mattwaterman, I would...


You should be proud of your name!

[Biofungus]

Anybody remember pet rocks?
I do. I used to breed them. And beat them. Then toss them at random strangers, until the ASPCA caught onto me...