^PAY^back's a b***h!

[Biofungus]

v was beat to the punch v

[Mike225]

^Punches beets^

[Newt]

^Kicks puppies^

[Buckyrig]

^thinks Mike is Cobra Commander^

[Mike225]

^Thinks Serpentor rules Cobra Commander^

[Newt]

^thinks Mike isn't Cobra Commander^

Consarnit, Mike!

[Biofungus]

^Destro^

[Mike225]

^Roadblock^

[Newt]

^intestinal blockage^

[Mike225]

^Anal leakage^

[Newt]

^rectal prolapse^

[Biofungus]

^pink sock^

[Lord Fejj]

^donkey puncher^

[Scaleyinx]

^Donkey dinner^

[Lord Fejj]

^getting hungry^

[Scaleyinx]

^getting scared^

[AthenaRose]

^one of the horny women of DW^

[jakebilbao]

^where?^

[AthenaRose]

^blind?^

[Lord Fejj]

^another one^

[Knuckles]

^bite the dust.^

[Newt]

^Freddy Mercury's younger brother, Lincoln^

[AthenaRose]

^has a cousin called Toad^

[Amadarwin]

^always up for toad's wild rides. :carrot:

[Knuckles]

^has been on that ride for years.^

[secret-identity]

^gives out free tickets for the ride^

[Newt]

^has some free candy bars in the van^

[secret-identity]

^wants one... or two ^

[Knuckles]

^didn't realize they were only mini bars.^

[Newt]

^has been cut off from the mini bar at several leading hotel chains^

[secret-identity]

^not allowed in ANY hotel on the eastern hemisphere^

[Newt]

^has been spreading lies about me in the Old World hospitality industry, for some reason^

[Fred Duran]

^Really knows the reason^

[Newt]

^There's never been any reason for me to think about you^

Head East! Yeah!

[Knuckles]

^doesn't think about Fred's moustache, but dreams about it.^

[Newt]

^has a full-body mustache^

[Knuckles]

^wants to rub oil all over my body hair.^ :confused:

Edit: Newt, have you seen a picture of me?

[Newt]

^PM'ed me to let me know he prefers banana oil^

[Knuckles]

^has a supply of banana oil just for this occasion.^

[Fred Duran]

^Told him that if he had some banana oil handy, he'd have some fun later^

[Newt]

^is too young to be talking about banana oil^

[Fred Duran]

^ :man: ^
I'll be 18 in January, dammit.

[Newt]

^Watch your language, little mister!^

[Fred Duran]

^Implying that I can SEE the words as they come out of my mouth?^

[Newt]

^Does not understand the difference between talking and typing^

[Fred Duran]

^Doesn't know that I speak each word as I type?^

[Buckyrig]

^by 'speak' he means 'mouth'^

[Fred Duran]

^By 'by "speak" he means "mouth"', he means 'by "speak" he means "speak"'^
Crap that was confusing.

[Buckyrig]

^can fit his whole head in his mouth^

[Newt]

^by 'social life' means 'DW Chit-chat forum'^

Don't worry, Buckaroo, you're not the only one! There's also that one guy, oh, wait, no, I guess he left...

*edit* Crap! You buggers are fast!

[Buckyrig]

^Hey! I'm at work. :( ^

[Mike225]

^Quit slackin!^

[Buckyrig]

^it's my way of 'Fighting The Power' ^

Yeah, that's it. :sure:

[Mike225]

^Slack-ass^

[Fred Duran]

^Bitch-ass^
I had to, I'm sorry. It would've hurt me physically to let that one go. Now feel free to mustache-comment me. So it goes.

[Mike225]

^Sure, check your UserCP^

[Screeny]

^ Malcolm the Mountie ^

[Newt]

^eats peas with a knife^

[Mike225]

^Where's the "really fucking angry" emoticon?!^

[Newt]

^Have you checked your rectum?^

[Knuckles]

^Wants to out do Bucky with the shoving things in his ass.^

[Biofungus]

^getting a running start to help him out^

[Lord Fejj]

^helping him get the runs^

[AthenaRose]

^only runs downhill^

[Knuckles]

^likes to walk slowly into Bucky's ass and smell the roses.^

[Mike225]

^Seems to bear a hateful grudge^

[Knuckles]

^likes to hug out his problems.^

[AthenaRose]

^only hugs his dog when he's wearing his Superman outfit^

[Newt]

^kicks Knuckles' dog when no one's looking^

[AthenaRose]

:eek: ^lies^

[Newt]

^in denial^

[Mike225]

^Is going to photoshop Rose's new avatar on that picture of Cobra Commander^

[Newt]

^thinks I have Photoshop and know how to use it^

[Amadarwin]

^instead wields an unwieldly knife while making lewd gestures with his tongue. :carrot:

[Knuckles]

^enticed by Newt's lewd gestures.^

[Fred Duran]

^Has all of Newt's lewd gestures catalogued on film^
Rose, you have competition :laugh:

[Knuckles]

^wants Rose and Newt to have a lewd gesture contest.^

[Mike225]

^Would consider himself the winner, whatever the result^

[Newt]

^Considers everyone a winner^

Great job, guys! You're all special people!

[Mike225]

^The only loser in a sea of winners^

[Knuckles]

^wishes he was special, but he's just a creep.^

[Mike225]

^Soy un perdedor^

[Newt]

^Soy Bomb^

[Lord Fejj]

^soy sauce^

[Newt]

^duck sauce^

[Lord Fejj]

^wabbit sauce^

[Mike225]

^DUCK SAUCE^

[Lord Fejj]

^duck sauce^

[Mike225]

^WABBIT SAUCE^

[Lord Fejj]

^DUCK SAUCE^

[Mike225]

^Feels bad for anyone that posts after this bit^

[Scaleyinx]

^Bit too big o' bite, and dribbled Duck Sauce on his shirt^

[Lord Fejj]

^took too big a bite and has wabbit sauce running down her chin^

[AthenaRose]

^hunting wabbits in Newt's pond^

[Biofungus]

^isn't vewy qwiet^

[AthenaRose]

^doesn't really wear an eyepatch^

[Lord Fejj]

^poked Bio in the eye with her horn^

[Knuckles]

^was poked with a horn once, but doesn't like to talk about it.^

[Newt]

^brags about poking Lord Fejj all the time^

[Knuckles]

^begs for a poke in his no-no places.^

[Newt]

^thinks everyone is begging him for a poke- just ask Superdog!^

[Amadarwin]

^poked since 1982 and still loving it! :carrot:

[AthenaRose]

^thinks prodding people with a :carrot: counts as poking^

[secret-identity]

^pokes herself with :banana: s^

[Amadarwin]

^prides himself on his prodding prowess. :carrot:

[AthenaRose]

^prods himself with his pride^

[Amadarwin]

^is proud of her prod collection. :carrot:

[secret-identity]

^a prong^ lol

[Fred Duran]

^Doesn't know that "lol" isn't in style anymore. It's all about "F"!^
Which stands for "Funny." JOIN THE REVOLUTION!

[secret-identity]

^bully!!!^

[Biofungus]

^wooly^

[Amadarwin]

^watch 'im now! :carrot:

[Knuckles]

^always keeps his eyes on the balls.^

[Fred Duran]

^Totally set himself up for a balls joke. But I like to do the unexpected.^

[Lord Fejj]

^getting his teabag ready^

[ponyrl]

^likes to dip his tea bag in many a cup, & adds milk or cream in the process^

[Lord Fejj]

^thinks I'm British and would ruin perfectly good tea with milk or cream^ :laugh:

[theflash]

^knows far too much about tea to be male or not British^

[Lord Fejj]

^missed Fa's tea thread^

[Fred Duran]

^Missed Fa on the way from Mi to So^

[Lord Fejj]

^discordant^

[Fred Duran]

^Desordenado^

[The DarkMind]

^dork^

[Lord Fejj]

^has an appreciation of sea mammals^

[Fred Duran]

^I totally got that^
I think.

[AthenaRose]

^didn't really^

[Fred Duran]

^Liar!^

[AthenaRose]

^pants on fire^

[Biofungus]

^doesn't wear pants^

[AthenaRose]

^thinks this is news^ :blink:

[Biofungus]

^needs to post pictures to prove it (or email them to me at least) :whistlin: ^

[AthenaRose]

^needs to explain what happened to the last lot of photo's I sent him^ :eek:

[The DarkMind]

^hasn't seen the pay site yet^

[AthenaRose]

^has yet to pay me for the work I did whilst his sidekick^ :mad:

[The DarkMind]

^didnt stay on long enough to work off the debt of training^

[Knuckles]

^cheats people out of money by pretending that he is a hero when if fact he is just a lowly sidekick.^

[AthenaRose]

^trying to muscle in on DM's business^ :laugh:

[Lord Fejj]

^trying to do business with DM's muscle^

[Buckyrig]

^pinned to the passenger-side door^

[Fred Duran]

^Laughing as he dances on the roof^

[Amadarwin]

^is still trying to jump over the moon while the little bucky laughs. :carrot:

[Fred Duran]

^Mooned Bucky^

[Knuckles]

^loves to watch men pull down their pants.^

[Toyandgadgetguy]

^keeps doing it, hoping Cupil will see him^

[Knuckles]

^should pull up his pants, so we all can have a turn.^

[Toyandgadgetguy]

^jealous that he's not getting as much attention with his pants down^

[Lord Fejj]

^mad he's getting giggles with his pants down^ :p

[Knuckles]

^giggles like a little girl when he sees a penis.^

[Biofungus]

^giggles like a penis when he sees a little girl^ :blink:


:laugh:

[AthenaRose]

^giggles uncontrollably all the time^

[Newt]

^snorts^

[AthenaRose]

^cackles^

[Newt]

^eats cracklin's for every meal^

[AthenaRose]

^drinks snake venom by the pint^

[The DarkMind]

^puts the venom in the kool-aid^

[Newt]

^puts the lotion on its skin^

[The DarkMind]

^wants to get the hose again^

[Newt]

^wears shear hose^

[The DarkMind]

^prefers fishnet cause it makes him feel pretty^

[Knuckles]

^dresses up like an 80's rockstar every halloween.^

[The DarkMind]

^uses the costume the other 364 days of the year^

[Knuckles]

^loves to wear soiled clothes.^

[The DarkMind]

^loves to soil himself^

[AthenaRose]

^happy to clean it up^

[Scaleyinx]

^prefers to lick it up^

[Newt]

^listening to KISS right now^

[AthenaRose]

^kissing girls in the hopes that one of them will turn into a newt-ess^

[Scaleyinx]

^Hoping to be a contestant in the reality show "Who wants to marry a Newt"^

[AthenaRose]

^already has her application form filled in^

[Scaleyinx]

^Told me about the show first, and knows how much I'd love to skin me a live newt, for a lovely handbag^ :har:

[Newt]

^murderess^ :eek:

[The DarkMind]

^future handbag^

[Newt]

^enjoys a teabag^

[Scaleyinx]

^Should take a sip of my "special" herbal tea/tonic called Catatonic Delite^

[Newt]

^Stranger! Bad touch!^

[Scaleyinx]

^Stranger than me. And has bad teeth.^ :nyah:

[Newt]

^Thinks I'm English?^

[Scaleyinx]

^Seems disoriented. Should take another sip of tea :whistlin: ^

[Knuckles]

^wants Newt to put the lotion on his skin.^

[Newt]

^has run out of banana oil^

[Knuckles]

^is trying to sell me that extra large bottle of banana oil he has at home.^

[Newt]

^scrounging through his cushions looking for change^

[Fred Duran]

^Keeps letting out loose change^
My mom used to say that when I was younger :laugh:

[The DarkMind]

^only accepts bottle caps and yellow pocket lint as payment^

[Fred Duran]

^Stole my store of such priceless objects when I walked out as sidekick^

[The DarkMind]

^now reduced to doing backflips for candy^

[Fred Duran]

^Can't stop watching^

[The DarkMind]

^keeps thinking he's going to get candy from me^

[Newt]

^Likes to be entertained while he's knotting his macrame^

[Fred Duran]

^Wtf is a macrame?^

[Lord Fejj]

^thinks it's a type of cookie^

[chaosgoat]

^was fairly sure it was a sex position^

[Toyandgadgetguy]

^checked the diagrams in her book to make sure it wasn't, but had trouble with the stick figures^

[Lord Fejj]

^invented a new sexual position called the macrame^

you have to be very limber

[Buckyrig]

^thinks Craig is Tim^ :confused:

[chaosgoat]

^got a hamstring trying it out^

[Scaleyinx]

^Tried it with a hamster^

[Knuckles]

^prefers wabbits.^

[Lord Fejj]

^making duck sauce^

[Scaleyinx]

^adding Pato sauce^

[Biofungus]

^making a tapenade^

[Scaleyinx]

^making a mashed potato mountain^ :eek:

[AthenaRose]

^preparing to hike up it^

[Biofungus]

^hikes her pants up to her chest^

[Screeny]

^Simon Cowell^

[AthenaRose]

^Louis Walsh^ :laugh:

[Fred Duran]

^Farted^

[secret-identity]

^was really him who farted.. then farted again^

[Newt]

^stores cupil's farts in a jar^

[Mike225]

^Keeps pm'ing Cupil and asking for a mexi-melt^

[Newt]

^Keeps PM'ing me and asking for a Dirty Sanchez^

[JamieRoberts]

^Keeps his PMS a closely guarded secret^

[Newt]

^Lets the whole world know when he's on the rag^

[Mike225]

^Leaves a trail of Reese's peanut butter cups and Dove bars whenever he's on the rag^

[Fred Duran]

^Farted^

[JamieRoberts]

^inhaled with a contented smile^

[Fred Duran]

^Told me it was laughing gas^ :man:

[Lord Fejj]

^quones laughed while you inhaled^

[AthenaRose]

^inhaled water^

[Screeny]

^ drank toilet water ^

[AthenaRose]

^thinks using toilet water as scent makes him a lay-dee^

[Screeny]

^ bitty ^ :p

[AthenaRose]

^computer says 'no'^ :nyah:

[Newt]

^survey saaaaays, "YES!"^

[AthenaRose]

^cat says fiddle-aye-dee^

[Newt]

^woos whoopee^

It's a little oblique, but it makes sense to me.

[Knuckles]

^lives in his own little world.^

[Newt]

^lives under the bed^

[Buckyrig]

^thinks Knuckles is a monster^

[Knuckles]

^knows I am.^

[Buckyrig]

^refers to himself as "Cuddle Monster" :blink: ^

[Knuckles]

^tried that trick with me to get me out from under the bed and into his bed.^

[Newt]

^fell for it^

[Knuckles]

^should focus less on hating Mike and more on reading.^

[AthenaRose]

^should stop adding fuel to the fire^

[Screeny]

^ should continue to fan the flames and let the fun begin ^

[AthenaRose]

^has strange ideas about what counts as 'fun'^

[Knuckles]

^intrigued by Screeny's "fun."^

[Newt]

^has become bored with Screeny's fun over the last few years^

[Screeny]

^ Funtime Fontayne ^

[Fred Duran]

^Master of alliteration^

[Lord Fejj]

^master of nothing^

[Biofungus]

^Masters & Johnson^

[Screeny]

^ masterbator of the Johnson ^

[Fred Duran]

^Master of spelling masturbator wrong^

[Screeny]

^ is clearly unaware of the intentional mis-spelling in order to maintain the flow ^ :slap:

[Newt]

^flows like molasses^

That's treacle to you, Angle.

[Buckyrig]

^put the encyclopedia down!^

[Screeny]

^ treacle tart ^

That's slut to you, colonial :p

[Lord Fejj]

^puts molasses on his treacle^