Now I Know Why Women Marry Men In Prison

[Buckyrig]

This (http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/14229521/detail.html) is the greatest robbery ever!


SHELBYVILLE, Ky. -- Police in Kentucky arrested three people on Thursday accused of dressing as ninjas and holding up a Pittsburgh-area gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.

According to Northern Regional police Chief Robert Amann, the arrests were made in Shelbyville, Ky.

Police believe two women -- one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword -- entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m. on Saturday in Richland Township.

[Mwynn]

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/2007/0924/14193821.jpg

[Justice41]

So how does this fit the title of the thread? Were they doing it for a man?

[The Dag]

fucking ninjas....

[chaosgoat]

:laugh: That's probably the coolest thing that's ever happened in Shelbyville. Which is, frankly, rather sad.

[Nitecrawlah2]

Pfft. A real ninja would have left no witnesses!

[Mike225]

Where's the goddam smoke? Ninjas use smoke!

[kdmelrose]

It's a non-smoking store.

[Mike225]

Ninjas do not acknowledge your "laws!"

[Wayne Drake]

you gotta fling a shuriken at the camera first, AMATEURS!

[Mr.P.Phlegming]

i hope they got their asses beaten in a holding cell.

[Nitecrawlah2]

i hope they got their asses beaten in a holding cell.
Wait until they run into the samurai who were caught trying to hold up the bank across the street!

[Buckyrig]

i hope they got their asses beaten in a holding cell.

Would it be ok if the cops beat their asses?

[rummblestrips]

they don't look like ninjas.
They look like out of shape housewives with home made black pajamas.

[kdmelrose]

It's their urban camouflage!

[Mike225]

They look like out of shape housewives Being a ninja is hungry work.

[Justice41]

Those aren't Ninjas those are muslim women in black Burhkas.

[Buckyrig]

Dammit, Marvin! Take the picture down. You're ruining it! :man:

[The Dag]

here are the ninjas


http://media.amw.com/multimedia/fileRepository/db/472/160/Riley_James_contvert.gif

http://media.amw.com/multimedia/fileRepository/db/458/493/WaisbrotYobst_Vanessa_cap_l.gif

[Mike225]

The one on top is a geisha..?

[kdmelrose]

Is the first one Chris Crocker?

[Mike225]

I saw the second one at the mall the other day outside the Dollar Tree.

[The Dag]

i bet my left nut there ICP fans..

[kdmelrose]

International Center of Photography?

[Justice41]

Cos Players?

[The Dag]

america most wanted said the top one is a dude...

[kdmelrose]

The Adam's apple is kind of a tip-off.

[The-Spirit]

I like in the video how they blended in with their surroundings.

[Mike225]

Geishas aren't dudes...Jesus...y'all are dumber than a bag of hammers.

[Multisync143]

Is the first one Chris Crocker?

How the mighty have fallen.

[Wayne Drake]

i guess hot topic didn't call back