We're All Gonna Die!!!!

[Buckyrig]

Sell your liver and eat the children.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/27/border.security/index.html)

http://www1.freewebs.com/makin-isreal/mushroom_cloud.jpeg

"Although the southern border appears to be substantially more secure, we did identify several vulnerabilities on federally managed lands where there was no CBP [Customs and Border Protection] control."

As of May, the U.S. government had 972 Border Patrol agents on the northern border but almost 12,000 on the southern one. The United States and Canada share more than 5,000 miles of border, while the U.S. and Mexico share 1,900 miles.

Oh look, also we're so full of shit. :sure:

[FA]

You'd think identifying someone with a backpack full of radioactive material would be pretty easy.

http://robocoparchive.com/old/robo1-11.jpg

[Buckyrig]

I think it's obvious what the only possible solution here is.

A reality show where we strip search all the attractive women who come across the border!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[spider]

Maybe it's just my bad taste, whenever I see the mutant scene on Robocop I near piss myself laughing it's so overdone.

If judgement day is really on the horizon I'll embrace it, I'll go in furniture stores and sleep in their beds.

[Buckyrig]

You just look at the pictures, don't you? :sure:

[kdmelrose]

He has clickadickaphobia.

[spider]

You think I actually read comic books too? :laugh: :p

[Screeny]

Bah! That's nothing. I heard that someone strolled accross the Scotland/England border last week with a concealed haggis in a tartan duffle bag. I just don't feel safe anymore!

[Buckyrig]

Yes, but are you also disproportionately monitoring the Welsh border? :p

[Mike225]

You'd think identifying someone with a backpack full of radioactive material would be pretty easy.

http://robocoparchive.com/old/robo1-11.jpgI see another fan of Robocop is in the house!

[Buckyrig]

Robocop, Mike.






Not Robocop 2! :yuk:

You friggin' freak.

[Mike225]

IT'S NOT THAT BAD!

[Buckyrig]

A ringing endorsement folks! :thumbs:

:w00t:














You make me not care if the world ends. :yawn:

[Mike225]

Love Robocop 2. Asshole.

[Buckyrig]

Love [...] Asshole.

:eek:

[Mike225]

:eek:Stop twisting my words!

[Buckyrig]

Stop twisting my [nipples]!

:yuk:

[Mike225]

I'm just fucking with you, I love Robocop 2! My opinions are useless in reality! :confused:

[kdmelrose]

Mike just has a schoolgirl crush on Prof. Weller.

[Mike225]

And you're jealous!

[DemolitionSamurai]

And you're kind of cute!
Get a room you two!

[Buckyrig]

Please stop PMing me, Mike. :cry:

http://static.flickr.com/19/116450033_4266fb5229_o.jpg

I mean really dude? WTF!?

[Screeny]

Get a room you two!

They are both in a room on the Welsh border staring at their respective computer screens while explosive sheep are sneaking accross the border moving closer and closer to my house. Damn your virtual man love!

[Mike225]

They are both in a room on the Welsh border staring at their respective computer screens while explosive sheep are sneaking accross the border moving closer and closer to my house. Damn your virtual man love! Damn, I'm French like a motherfucker!What the hell, Screeny?

[kdmelrose]

http://wow.allakhazam.com/images/fashion/ExplosiveSheepCropped.jpg

[Buckyrig]

I thought the Welsh lived in teepees. :huh:

[Screeny]

I thought the Welsh lived in teepees. :huh:

You want to watch out - if the natives find out that you have a power supply in your teepee, let alone an internet connection, then they will burn you for unholy warlockery! Run to safety of England at once and have a nice cup of tea!

[Screeny]

What the hell, Screeny?

Sorry...was I supposed to keep it quiet? :p

[Mike225]

No, I mean that last thing you said in the quote.

[Screeny]

No, I means that there last thing you be saying in the quotey quote thingies, eh!...has anybody seen my Moose droppings? I done gone & dropped 'em while I was picki'n out which plaid shirt to wear today....eh!.

I think you've said enough!


:p

[Buckyrig]

Who farted? :huh:

Aw, come on Screeny! You're better than that. :yawn:

[FA]

So I put up a picture from Robocop and nobody, nobody, takes the time to type out the words "I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake."

You're all dead to me. :sure:

[Screeny]

Has anyone got ant spare tickets to the Spice Girls reunion? I'll simply die if I don't get my girl power fix....anyone?.....please?

Zig a zig AH! :eek:

[Lord Fejj]

I think it's obvious what the only possible solution here is.

A reality show where we strip search all the attractive women who come across the border!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
um...don't forget the body cavity search...no really it's important for national security!

[Mike225]

Has anyone seen my black and white striped shirt and my beret? I'm a sassy bitch! :blink:

[Buckyrig]

Zig a zig AH! :eek:

You don't think I'd utter those words on my own!?

You, sir, know just about jack and shit about me. :p

[Buckyrig]

So I put up a picture from Robocop and nobody, nobody, takes the time to type out the words "I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake."

You're all dead to me. :sure:

Why? What have you heard?

You're closer to the Maple Scare than I am.

[JAQ]

Bah! That's nothing. I heard that someone strolled accross the Scotland/England border last week with a concealed haggis in a tartan duffle bag. I just don't feel safe anymore!When I was in northern England some years ago, I visited Hadrian's Wall, which formerly kept the savage Scots out of Roman Anglia. As I was snapping photos, an RAF jet screamed from north to south. It's not really a border anymore.

[Red20]

Please stop PMing me, Mike. :cry:

http://static.flickr.com/19/116450033_4266fb5229_o.jpg

I mean really dude? WTF!?


You know...I have that hanging on my wall.

[Screeny]

When I was in northern England some years ago, I visited Hadrian's Wall, which formerly kept the savage Scots out of Roman Anglia. As I was snapping photos, an RAF jet screamed from north to south. It's not really a border anymore.

You don't say :rolleyes:

[Buckyrig]

And we're back with more fun and games. (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/09/28/Senegal.Spain.ap/index.html)

DAKAR, Senegal (AP) -- In one commercial, a mother says she hasn't seen her son since he left eight months ago. The scene cuts to a young man laying face down on a rocky shore, as Senegal's most famous troubadour says, "You know how this story ends."

Determined to curb the influx of illegal migrants, Spain has gone on the offensive, pouring $1.4 million into media campaigns in Senegal aimed at highlighting the risks of dangerous sea journeys that have claimed countless lives.

In another, a grieving soccer player tells how a friend died along with 50 others, "and the rest were repatriated." The next shot shows a lone soccer ball rolling out to sea from an empty shore.

Am I not supposed to see all this as fantastic comedy?

[JJ McKool]

You know...I have that hanging on my wall.
Jason Alexander FTW!!!