I don't think you are real.

[Wasabe]

I'm starting to believe this whole internet thingy is just an applet or widget on my computer you are all some programmer's idea of a sick joke.

I see the lights on the little box blinking and the wire goes into the wall but what is behind the wall?

I assume this thread will generate a random NPC and compile a few well structured sentences to tempt me.

[FA]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/7/7c/Krang.gif

[The DarkMind]

what some people do for attention...jeez. :laugh:

[Lady_Raven]

I am just a figment of your imagination and if such is the case please imagine me a nicer body, maybe something like the chick from underworld with bigger boobs.

[Mike225]

I am just a figment of your imagination and if such is the case please imagine me a nicer body, maybe something like the chick from underworld with bigger boobs.You're asking this of people on the internet? What makes you think they haven't already? :eek:

[spider]

Y'know I always thought she was way hotter in that movie than in real life, either it's the eyes or I have a vampire fetish. :blink:

[Lady_Raven]

well woot to them if they already have. Maybe it will be like in peter pan and they wish hard enough I will get my new bod lol.

[Multisync143]

You're asking this of people on the internet? What makes you think they haven't already? :eek:

What do you mean Mike? You don't look like the lady from underworld only with bigger boobs? :eek:

Lies! All Lies!

[usp78]

I think he wants you to imagine him with smaller boobs. :p

[Knuckles]

I am just a figment of your imagination and if such is the case please imagine me a nicer body, maybe something like the chick from underworld with bigger boobs.

Done and...done.

[Mike225]

Done and...done.Emphasis on done.

GiggetyGiggetyGiggety!

[Biofungus]

wait, wait wait wait...



Mike has boobs? :huh:

[maverick]

http://arbitrarymarks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/red-pill.jpg

[Mike225]

wait, wait wait wait...



Mike has boobs? :huh:That reminds me..I won another hot dog eating contest!

[Buckyrig]

I'm starting to believe this whole internet thingy is just an applet or widget on my computer you are all some programmer's idea of a sick joke.

Shit. That's a relief.

[JAQ]

That reminds me..I won another hot dog eating contest!Only because I wasn't a contestant. ;)

[Buckyrig]

Challenge!

[Biofungus]

That reminds me..I won another hot dog eating contest!
but were the hot dogs real?

[MattWaterman]

The real, true, and only purpose of the internet... (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=13432)

[Lord Fejj]

Remember, the computer is just a fad, it will never catch on.

[Mike225]

but were the hot dogs real?Yes. The sodium made my head swell up.

[Mike225]

Only because I wasn't a contestant. ;)Chewing is the object, though.

[W. Smith]

Yes. The sodium made my head swell up.

I don't think it was the sodium.

Maybe it was Kate Bekinsdale with bigger boobs. :har:

[FA]

The real, true, and only purpose of the internet... (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=13432)

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[The DarkMind]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Holy shit :w00t:

the slow motion one is even better but the directors cut set to paradise city friggin rocks!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbs:

[JAQ]

Chewing is the object, though.Wait... you mean actual, non-euphemism "hot dogs"?

Never mind. :D

[Eliseu Gouveia]

I'm starting to believe this whole internet thingy is just an applet or widget on my computer you are all some programmer's idea of a sick joke.

I see the lights on the little box blinking and the wire goes into the wall but what is behind the wall?

I assume this thread will generate a random NPC and compile a few well structured sentences to tempt me.

Oh, shit.

He´s onto us!

[Multisync143]

The real, true, and only purpose of the internet... (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=13432)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

the sad thing is the amount of people who copied him.

[Biofungus]

Insane Midget versus Cop (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=13938) isn't bad either.

[The-Spirit]

I've long suspected that none of you are real but I'm totally real and the whole internet thing is a dream I'm having because, whenever you guys say something funny? It's exactly what I would've said.

[Lady_Raven]

What the internet is really for:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gjtBuho-_og&mode=related&search=

[wisper]

dude...your awareness is like the scratch on you leg from your dog rough houseing...4 year/120 life span , the only supernatural experiance you will have is being created (birth) until you die...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QsHN5VrZss