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dano
09-25-2007, 07:03 AM
:man: That's right, a fricking car exploded last night 20ft from my house!
I heard a big 'POW!' and upon looking out the window saw the orange flames. I even saw the fucker fleeing the scene.

Luckily, it was during half time break so I didn't miss any football.
FA
09-25-2007, 07:47 AM
I even saw the fucker fleeing the scene.

You shot him though, right?
Spacious Interior
09-25-2007, 08:18 AM
At least you live in a nice Irish neighborhood.

Did U2 start singing quietly as it burned in slow motion?

Guiness, anyone?
Jon Dahl
09-25-2007, 09:15 AM
Everybody is okay though right? :eek:

Move to Kansas. Nobody ever puts bombs on our tractors.
Toyandgadgetguy
09-25-2007, 09:21 AM
Molotov Cocktail?
dano
09-25-2007, 09:32 AM
I didn't shoot him! I'm a liberal pansy who lets crime happen.

Yep, everyone's okay. Thx man.

I'm thinking no the the molotov cocktail. It was a sudden pow, definitely an explosion, and the fire grew after that. the main damage looked to be in the interior of the car.
Someone was getting rid of evidence.
MattWaterman
09-25-2007, 09:46 AM
That's so awesomely dumb that they would do it there! Let's see, where shall we dispose of this car: A warehouse district populated by bums and racoons after 8:00PM or a nice suburban street with lots of chance for police calls and fire department runs....?

Suburban street it is!!!

:rolleyes: :laugh:
Jon Dahl
09-25-2007, 09:54 AM
I didn't shoot him! I'm a liberal pansy who lets crime happen.

Yep, everyone's okay. Thx man.

I'm thinking no the the molotov cocktail. It was a sudden pow, definitely an explosion, and the fire grew after that. the main damage looked to be in the interior of the car.
Someone was getting rid of evidence.


... Wait a second, was it a Ford? :huh:
Toyandgadgetguy
09-25-2007, 09:55 AM
That's so awesomely dumb that they would do it there! Let's see, where shall we dispose of this car: A warehouse district populated by bums and racoons after 8:00PM or a nice suburban street with lots of chance for police calls and fire department runs....?

Suburban street it is!!!

:rolleyes: :laugh:

GASP! Here it is! The proof we've all been looking for... and quoted by a friend! DANO LIVES IN THE FRICKIN' SUBURBS!!!





In yo face! :nyah:
MattWaterman
09-25-2007, 09:59 AM
GASP! Here it is! The proof we've all been looking for... and quoted by a friend! DANO LIVES IN THE FRICKIN' SUBURBS!!!



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster...
dano
09-25-2007, 10:04 AM
Dammit, Waterman! You're ruining my street cred! :D

I'm thinking they dumped it there because it's close to a major avenue so they had a fast escape route.
Toyandgadgetguy
09-25-2007, 10:10 AM
Suburbanites... unite!
wisper
09-25-2007, 11:03 AM
flair left on the seat?
MattWaterman
09-25-2007, 11:31 AM
wooooo!!!!
dano
09-25-2007, 11:54 AM
Thug: "Hey Rick, wait here a sec. I gotta check the tire"
Rick Flair: "Yeah sure."

Thug exits driver side door and runs up the street, not looking back as Rick watches him go.

Rick: "WOO!"
Buckyrig
09-25-2007, 01:24 PM
Not nearly as dramatic, but do you think it's time for me to move when I hear the cops banging on a neighbor's door at 2:30 AM saying, "If you don't open the door, I'm sending in the dogs!"?

:confused:
Newt
09-25-2007, 01:28 PM
Yes, Bucky, you should move to that magical place where there is no crime and no criminals, where the police only direct traffic and rescue kittens, where German shepherds are only used to guard sheep, where candy grows on every tree.

That's right, I'm talking about CANADIA!
Buckyrig
09-25-2007, 01:30 PM
No, that's Amherst, New York. But that is practically in Canada.
Mike225
09-25-2007, 01:30 PM
Thug: "Hey Rick, wait here a sec. I gotta check the tire"
Rick Flair: "Yeah sure."

Thug exits driver side door and runs up the street, not looking back as Rick watches him go.

Rick: "WOO!"That was the season ender for The Shield last year.
dano
09-25-2007, 01:30 PM
Maybe it was one of those costumed strippers for a party.
Buckyrig
09-25-2007, 01:38 PM
Maybe it was one of those costumed strippers for a party.

Good Lord!

Then what were the dogs for!? :eek:
MattWaterman
09-25-2007, 01:58 PM
Um...were "the dogs" actually guys in leather chaps with bite-blocks in their mouth....?
Nitecrawlah2
09-25-2007, 03:18 PM
Maybe it was one of those costumed strippers for a party.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n252/Nitecrawlah2/110-gob-strut-sm.jpg?t=1190747903
Mwynn
09-25-2007, 03:26 PM
http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/car-bomb.jpg
Biofungus
09-25-2007, 08:08 PM
Congrats, Dano. Now you're officially "gangsta".
dano
09-25-2007, 09:56 PM
Thanks. I feel like i earned some sort of badge.
The neighborhood recovered nicely. It's like who-ville. No one gives a shit and proceeds on their merry way.
Lady_Raven
09-26-2007, 07:43 AM
God I would be freaked out!