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RandallFlagg
09-23-2007, 09:48 AM
I know it's probably been posted before, but it's just so great.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/26/Lex_Luthor.jpg
Comix Obsession
09-23-2007, 11:45 AM
:blink: :) :laugh: :har:
spider
09-23-2007, 12:36 PM
You'd think he'd be fatter.
JJ McKool
09-23-2007, 04:54 PM
Then again, if you look at it, they probably all fell off when he was taking them home, that last one went flying.
rummblestrips
09-23-2007, 11:51 PM
the longer I looked at that, the funnier it got.
Is that from a children's book put out by DC or something?
Wayne Drake
09-24-2007, 12:29 AM
Looks like a math book for kids.
Biofungus
09-24-2007, 12:35 AM
"If Lex Luthor steals 40 cakes, and 3 cakes go flying off the cart during the escape, how many cakes can Lex eat before Superman comes in to recover them?"
Screeny
09-24-2007, 06:48 AM
2....no, 3 - am I right?
Spacious Interior
09-24-2007, 09:44 AM
With the 1 flying off the back, it appears he only stole 39. That's as many as three tens plus nine ones. :whistlin:
chaosgoat
09-24-2007, 06:20 PM
Some dude in the building where I party has that on his door.

:laugh:
Newt
09-24-2007, 06:23 PM
The building where you party? You go to the same place all the time? Or are you renting this building so that you may party in it?

You youngsters are so confusing. :blink:
chaosgoat
09-24-2007, 06:26 PM
The building where you party? You go to the same place all the time? Or are you renting this building so that you may party in it?

You youngsters are so confusing. :blink:

It's the dorm where my drinking buddies live, basically.
Newt
09-24-2007, 06:34 PM
35-year-olds have drinking buddies. You're growing up so fast! :cry:
spider
09-24-2007, 06:35 PM
The building where you party? You go to the same place all the time? Or are you renting this building so that you may party in it?

You youngsters are so confusing. :blink:

You don't? I've seen this place chock full of people on a Friday night, partying in their buildings, in front of their computer screens.
spider
09-24-2007, 06:36 PM
I also hate the term youngster, oldster.
Newt
09-24-2007, 06:38 PM
Would you prefer 'young'un'? 'Youth', maybe?
spider
09-24-2007, 06:47 PM
It's a generalisation, I may be young to you but I'm not young to the social circles I hang, and thats terrible.
Newt
09-24-2007, 06:59 PM
You may not be young to me; I'm only old compared to Chaosgoat.
spider
09-24-2007, 07:09 PM
You're young enough to be a twinkle in my grandsons sperms eye.
RandallFlagg
06-05-2009, 12:14 AM
I know this is 2 years old, and I don't care. I just saw this again, and realized that I really want back story. Why is he stealing cakes? Why does he look so evil while doing it? I thought his big beef was with Superman, not cakes. What's the deal dammit?!
Biofungus
06-05-2009, 12:22 AM
Superman likes cake. Therefore Luthor must steal them. Kryptonite frosting, dontcha know.
Doctor Shock
06-05-2009, 04:08 AM
Of Course Lex Luthor is terrible.

But Superman will stop him someday.
Mark Bertolini
06-05-2009, 09:04 AM
the longer I looked at that, the funnier it got.
Is that from a children's book put out by DC or something?


That from the DC Comics Super Dictionary. I have a (pretty beat up) copy from when I was 5 or 6 that my kids read now.
MattWaterman
06-05-2009, 09:34 AM
heh. I'm reading THIS BOOK (http://www.amazon.com/Flee-Humans-Comic-Heaven-Collection/dp/094315166X) now, ironically. It has me giggling like a maniac on the subway---it's so rare to literally laugh out loud at at book!

For example, there's Dynamite Joe, the Blast Crazy Marine who wants to fight the war exclusively with dynamite. :blink: :laugh: :blink: :laugh: :laugh:

That's just....precious.

http://www.simoncomics.com/dyn.jpg
AthenaRose
06-05-2009, 10:16 AM
They look more like pies, to me :blink:
NickGuy
06-05-2009, 12:55 PM
thats right...four tens IS terrible.














:D
Mwynn
06-05-2009, 01:23 PM
http://thebraveandtheblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/jokerreportcard.jpg
Mark Bertolini
06-05-2009, 01:52 PM
That fuckin' Joker...
RandallFlagg
06-06-2009, 12:17 AM
That joker comic is maybe the greatest thing ever made! They should have used that version in The Dark Knight.
Nitecrawlah2
06-06-2009, 02:11 AM
LOL damn that Joker is an asshole!

With the 1 flying off the back, it appears he only stole 39. That's as many as three tens plus nine ones. :whistlin:
So does stealing 39 cakes make it just shitty as opposed to terrible if he got away with forty/40/4 tens cakes?
Toyandgadgetguy
06-06-2009, 07:50 AM
He's a clown.
Mike225
06-06-2009, 11:34 AM
http://thebraveandtheblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/jokerreportcard.jpgThat was beautiful. :cry:
Mike225
06-06-2009, 11:36 AM
I know it's probably been posted before, but it's just so great.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/26/Lex_Luthor.jpgHas anyone else pointed out that he has his costume on? Which could mean that stealing cakes could be what he set out to do?
MattWaterman
06-06-2009, 02:56 PM
I think the editorial, "And that's terrible," at the end is what makes it for me. No longer is it simply a Joe Friday, reporting just the facts, but it becomes a light of morality shining bright and stern on Lex as well...

:laugh: :thumbs:
NickGuy
06-06-2009, 04:47 PM
http://thebraveandtheblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/jokerreportcard.jpg

That joker comic is maybe the greatest thing ever made! They should have used that version in The Dark Knight.

i agree 100%
Biofungus
06-06-2009, 05:32 PM
Someone needs to color that comic, and add a "yoink!" sound effect.
NegroBrooding
06-06-2009, 06:12 PM
http://thebraveandtheblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/jokerreportcard.jpg
Stealing a kid's first good report card? He really doesn't have a plan.
Biofungus
06-06-2009, 06:16 PM
Stealing a kid's first good report card? He really doesn't have a plan.
Quite the opposite actually. It seems to me he knew what this kid got last report card, and spent the 3 months or so in between waiting for him to improve his grades. In fact, I bet he even had a hand in those good grades, just to make sure his plan wasn't a waste of time. Plus, other kids got their report cards, yet he knew exactly who to hit. Trust me, he had this well planned out...
dano
06-11-2009, 01:32 PM
So what's more terrible?
taking forty (40) cakes when no one is looking OR taking one (1) report card when someone is looking?
NickGuy
06-11-2009, 01:39 PM
Quite the opposite actually. It seems to me he knew what this kid got last report card, and spent the 3 months or so in between waiting for him to improve his grades. In fact, I bet he even had a hand in those good grades, just to make sure his plan wasn't a waste of time. Plus, other kids got their report cards, yet he knew exactly who to hit. Trust me, he had this well planned out...

actually, itsp retty obvious to me that he was in disguise as the girl in panel 1, and then ripped off the disguise and grabbed the report card. "yoink, sucka!"

now not only can the kid not show his dad his good grades, but he can never be close with a girl ever again. the joker clearly trumps lex luthor here.
Biofungus
06-11-2009, 03:43 PM
So what's more terrible?
taking forty (40) cakes when no one is looking OR taking one (1) report card when someone is looking?
Stealing 40 cakes = satisfaction later on
Stealing report card in front of the kid = immediate satisfaction

All depends upon your type of villain, Dano.
BJCochran
06-13-2009, 07:47 PM
Stealing 40 cakes = satisfaction later on
Stealing report card in front of the kid = immediate satisfaction

All depends upon your type of villain, Dano.


If those cakes were for the same boy who had his report card stolen...well he's having a really rough day.