Digitalwebbing is great but...

[caine1]

if digitalwebbing could do a few things to the site to make it more user friendly to anyone; artists specifically or the general user what would those things be?

[kdmelrose]

What, you're doing research here so you can launch your own, similar forum?

:laugh:

[Biofungus]

I'll bet he's wearing a shirt that says, "DEA" too. :rolleyes:

[Mike225]

Stop banning doboy!

[Newt]

Start banning that one jerk....what's his name.....Mike225!

[Buckyrig]

Dude, what the helicopter is your problem!

[Newt]

Aw, c'mon. We're a happy family!

[Buckyrig]

Only when you take your meds.

[Kep!]

More pornographic avatars.

[Mike225]

Start banning that one jerk....what's his name.....Mike225!If I get banned because of this, I'm going to show you what hurt is.

[Newt]

I have been bribing the moderators, but to no effect thus far...

[Mike225]

I'm kind of a big deal.

[Newt]

In what sense?

[Mike225]

:rolleyes:

[Newt]

I'm just joshin' ya, Mike! You're all right in my book.

Now that dirtbag who calls himself Buckyrig, something needs to be done about him.

[Mike225]

Run, John! Be free! I can't protect you anymore!

[Newt]

His name is John? Jeez, I've been calling him Angus all this time; how embarassing!

[Mike225]

Oops...was that a secret?

[Buckyrig]

His name is John? Jeez, I've been calling him Angus all this time; how embarassing!

Nah...that's just my nickname, owing to my illicit proclivities.

If I get my card punched by Metro two more times I win a free sub. :thumbs:

[Mike225]

Buckyrig's real name is Shithouse Desperado.

[Buckyrig]

My real name is Melvin von Gubenheimer.

[FA]

if digitalwebbing could do a few things to the site to make it more user friendly to anyone; artists specifically or the general user what would those things be?

I'd like to see more vague yet specific questions for one. Or for everyone.

[Multisync143]

Stop banning doboy!

What happened with that? I know he got banned but why? He seemed like such a nice doboy.

[jakebilbao]

that's what happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object- doboy gets banned! lol :laugh:

[Biofungus]

Stop banning doboy!
Yeah! Stop banning Poppin' Fresh! :man:

[Buckyrig]

Ed should have to accept all challenges to Single Combat for control of DW and fly out to the Challengers Mom's House to fight him at the local YMCA in the Geek Triathalon of Magic: The Gathering, Wii, and Slapfighting.

[jakebilbao]

i'd so kick all your asses in magic: the gathering! wii and slapfighting would be my downfall! :cry:

[ponyrl]

my balls itch.




that is all.

:huh:

[jedipencil]

if digitalwebbing could do a few things to the site to make it more user friendly to anyone; artists specifically or the general user what would those things be?

Well, I'd like a coffee area with actual coffee, not sanka or whatnot :yuk: . The good kind. Freshly ground. I mean right in front of my eyes freshly ground. And no bloody CoffeeMate! and decent sized cups, not cups for teddy bears. And a clean table to put it on.

[spider]

Wouldn't it be cool if computer monitors had a coffee dispenser and you could download coffee from the internet? No? Okay then.

[jedipencil]

Yes Spider that would be ultra cool! Make it so.

[j giar]

Milk should be made available to us...and fresh crab dip. That shit Kep keeps pushing off on newbies is just nasty...Wow just reading that last bit...eh I'll leave it.

[Knuckles]

Start banning that one jerk....what's his name.....Mike225!

Yes! Let's start the revolution.

[Imboden]

Um... blowjobs for the guys?

[Newt]

From whom, exactly?

[Kep!]

From whom, exactly?
Have you met doboy1? Would you like to?

[Newt]

That ain't right!

[jedipencil]

We need dunce cap smileys. Though not for me of course.

[MattWaterman]

I think we need more cowbell.

[kdmelrose]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Cowbell2.jpg

[Imboden]

I think we need more cowbell.

AMEN to that, brother! Rock on!!! :banana:

[Amadarwin]

From whom, exactly?
Just close your eyes and don't think about it.

[Mike225]

I think he's concerned about teeth.

[Nitecrawlah2]

Ed should have to accept all challenges to Single Combat for control of DW and fly out to the Challengers Mom's House to fight him at the local YMCA in the Geek Triathalon of Magic: The Gathering, Wii, and Slapfighting.
Don't forget the three-way debate showdown regarding Superman Returns and Liefeld!

[captainarian]

l-jamal and kdmelrose are behind all conspiracies in this website... :p
sometimes others help them, but these 2 guys are on my hit list :D

[The Dag]

I think he's concerned about teeth.


doboy1 has no teeth... its a smooth ride..

[JamieRoberts]

What these boards need is a reeeeeal bastard.

"SEAN! THE IRISH BASTARD!"

[Newt]

l-jamal and kdmelrose are behind all conspiracies in this website... :p
sometimes others help them, but these 2 guys are on my hit list :D

Don't pick fights with the moderators- that's what happened to doboy!

[Newt]

What these boards need is a reeeeeal bastard.

"SEAN! THE IRISH BASTARD!"

What? Justice41 isn't good enough for you?

[JamieRoberts]

What? Justice41 isn't good enough for you?
Is he Irish?

[Newt]

I gather from his posts that he's Jamaicanadiamerican. I think he also claims to be Yiddish. I haven't heard him profess Irishness so far.

[MattWaterman]

(looks one way; looks the other)

...uh...

I'm half-Irish.

[Buckyrig]

Matty O'Waterman? :huh:

[MattWaterman]

Heh. And half-German.


(...insert beer jokes here...)

[Buckyrig]

Matty von O'Watermann? :eek:

[MattWaterman]

Funny you should break that out cause my girlfriend's taken to calling me, Needy von Grope-Stalker. True story.

But, back on topic, I'm unsure how this cutesy-wootsey talk :*) is going to improve DW. Perhaps really do need more cowbell...

[Buckyrig]

But, back on topic, I'm unsure how this cutesy-wootsey talk :*) is going to improve DW. Perhaps really do need more cowbell...

I think more pictures of DW members at the beach would improve the site.

:laugh:


:eek:

[Newt]

I think I have some old photos of me frolicing in the surf; I'll see what I can do!

[Nitecrawlah2]

I think more pictures of DW members at the beach would improve the site.

:laugh:


:eek:
http://www.awildland.org.uk/beached%20whale.jpg





I kid, I kid. You're all lovely people here, really. I'd love to see pictures of Matty von O' Watterman, aka Needy von Grope-Stalker, let loose at the beach though!

[jakebilbao]

I think more pictures of DW members at the beach would improve the site.

:laugh:


:eek:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/jakebilbao1/boracay051.jpg
anything to improve DW! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Buckyrig]

Curses! I'm Foiled!

[Nitecrawlah2]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/jakebilbao1/boracay051.jpg
anything to improve DW! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
What, no dogs with you on the beach?!

Perhaps they didn't check their messages?...

[jakebilbao]

What, no dogs with you on the beach?!

Perhaps they didn't check their messages?...
ok ok! the things i do for you guys! :man:
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/jakebilbao1/Castle.jpg

[MattWaterman]

Holy SHIT!!!

You trained the dogs to make sandcastles!? Along with making them the most agile canines in the world!?!?


What kind of a Beastmaster are you?!!?

:w00t:

[Screeny]

Jake - why are you always grinning like a Cheshire cat?...have you got feathers in your underpants or do you sleep with a coat-hanger in your mouth? :har:

[jakebilbao]

camera flashes make me smile! :man: darn flash, why did they invent it anyway? :man:

[Mike225]

Jake - why are you always grinning like a Cheshire cat?...have you got feathers in your underpants or do you sleep with a coat-hanger in your mouth? :har:Life's been good to him.

[jakebilbao]

Life's been good to him.
nah! it's the flash i tell you! :(

[Mike225]

Read the line again as Jack Napier.

[jakebilbao]

Read the line again as Jack Napier.
as joker? uuummmm how? :blink:
how about jack in as good as it gets? i think that line would work there. :laugh:

[Mike225]

Nevermind, Jake.

[Phatman]

Life's been good to him.

It's because he lives in the Philipines. I have one co-worker who is from there and another who just married a woman from there: they can't stop talking about how great the Philipines are. I guess if you have some money, you can live like a king over there.

[jakebilbao]

It's because he lives in the Philipines. I have one co-worker who is from there and another who just married a woman from there: they can't stop talking about how great the Philipines are. I guess if you have some money, you can live like a king over there.
quoted for truth (had to borrow it mike)

[Mike225]

(had to borrow it mike)That's cool, I stole it from someone else.

[Lord Fejj]

Jake - why are you always grinning like a Cheshire cat?...have you got feathers in your underpants or do you sleep with a coat-hanger in your mouth? :har:
If your art penis was as big as Jake's, you'd be grinning too! :laugh:

[Screeny]

Ah!...so you're saying that I need a bigger penis....that's an interesting idea.

[MattWaterman]

Just so you know, I think a bigger penis would look great on you, Screeny....

[Buckyrig]

Life's been good to him.

He's Joe Walsh?









Damn...where'd I pull that dusty ref from? :blink:

[Screeny]

Thankyou....I think so too.

[Amadarwin]

Just so you know, I think a bigger penis would look great in you, Screeny....

quoted for truth.

[kdmelrose]

quoted for truth.

Quoted for truth.

[Mike225]

Quoted for truth.Get your ass to Mars.

[Buckyrig]

Get your ass to Mars.

Third base!

[Mike225]

Third base!So's your face!

[spider]

if digitalwebbing could do a few things to the site to make it more user friendly to anyone; artists specifically or the general user what would those things be?

Everyone has to show their boobs before entering, yes even the guys.

[Buckyrig]

So's your face!

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n252/Nitecrawlah2/JB.jpg

[Newt]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n252/Nitecrawlah2/JB.jpg

Quit your whining, you worthless libs.

[Mike225]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n252/Nitecrawlah2/JB.jpg Why did you break the law?

[Buckyrig]

Quit your whining, you worthless libs.

The new Superman costume sucks!

[Mike225]

The new Superman costume sucks!Doboy1 is a genius!

[Buckyrig]

Doboy1 is a genius!

All your base are belong to us!

[Newt]

All your base are belong to us!
poser...

[Buckyrig]

poser...

You're fired!

[Mike225]

You're fired!When a bear shits in the woods, does he wipe his ass on a rabbit?

[Buckyrig]

When a bear shits in the woods, does he wipe his ass on a rabbit?

My name is Wally West, I'm the fastest man alive, I'm the Flash.

[Jon Dahl]

I think DigitalWebbing would be far better if instead of posting in text, we could hook up video cameras and talk in real time.
Think about, we could see Biofungus in the nude. :w00t:

[Newt]

Yeah, but he could see you, too. :confused:

[Jon Dahl]

Yeah, but he could see you, too. :confused:

Have you seen me?

[Mike225]

Yeah, but he could see you, too. :confused:Do you think either party would have a problem with that?

[Newt]

I meant 'you' in the general sense. I have no problem with Biofungus seeing Mr. Dahl if he so wishes.

[Buckyrig]

Have you seen me?

Good grief, man!

How many mirrors do you own?

[Mike225]

I meant 'you' in the general sense. I have no problem with Biofungus seeing Mr. Dahl if he so wishes.Ah. The royal "you."

[Newt]

Exarctly.

[Jon Dahl]

Good grief, man!

How many mirrors do you own?

None. I'm hideous.

[Buckyrig]

None. I'm hideous.

You're rubbing your nipples right now, aren't you?

[Jon Dahl]

You're rubbing your nipples right now, aren't you?

Post a picture of yourself, and I will.

[Buckyrig]

Post a picture of yourself, and I will.

Bizarro!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e400/jgateson/FCHJohnG.jpg

[Mike225]

http://web.mit.edu/mokang/Public/fail.jpg

[Buckyrig]

What?

That met the criteria of the request. It is a picture of me.

[Newt]

Did you draw that?

[Buckyrig]

No.

[MattWaterman]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7127/halloweeno6bcv0.png

[kdmelrose]

Wait. Are we supposed to rub your nipples?

:huh:

[Biofungus]

Doboy1 is a genius!
quoted for skrull-iness.

[Newt]

There's no such thing as Skrulls, Bio.

[Biofungus]

There's no such thing as Skrulls, Bio.
SKRULL!!!!

[Troy Wall]

Stop banning doboy!

Amen to that!

[W. Smith]

I can't believe I read all of this...

I'm an idiot!

:confused:

[Mike225]

I can't believe I read all of this...

I'm an idiot!

:confused:Wow, that's your shortest post ever!

[W. Smith]

No it's not :)

[Mike225]

No, not anymore.

[W. Smith]

nope
:rolleyes:

[Mike225]

Well played, villain.

[Nitecrawlah2]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7127/halloweeno6bcv0.png
Who's gonna rub their nipples with that?!

[FA]

Who's gonna rub their nipples with that?!

I've seen worse.

Granted they were still pictures of Matt, but hey.

:laugh:

[Justice41]

Is he Irish?
Actually My Grand Father was from Ireland George Ogilvey was his name. So yes i have some Irish blood flowing through me veins.

[captainarian]

who's doboy?

[Screeny]

Who's Harry Crumb?

[JamieRoberts]

Where's Waldo?

[Screeny]

Did anyone ever find my hat?...I lost it in the other thread.

[JamieRoberts]

I'm wearing it. And I've got nits.

[Screeny]

Bah! Keep it then.....but you owe me a hat!

[Buckyrig]

Come again?

[Screeny]

You owe me a hat as well.....a Top Hat at that!

I'll have this one if you please:

http://screamerscostumes.net/store2/images/big%20pink%20hat.jpg

[MattWaterman]

Come again?

THAT'SWHATSHESAID!!!!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[AthenaRose]

We need more smilies.

[Buckyrig]

I thought you'd want a Beatles Forum.

[AthenaRose]

I thought you'd want a Beatles Forum.

What makes you think that?

[Buckyrig]

You're blocking.

[AthenaRose]

You're blocking.

I am?

[Amadarwin]

yes.

[AthenaRose]

Oh.




Sorry.




:cry:

[kdmelrose]

http://www.classicsquares.com/promo5.jpg

George Gobel for the block!

[Buckyrig]

That looks nothing like Rose.

[kdmelrose]

http://www.gameshow-galaxy.net/images/DzlItem746.jpg

[spider]

How I picture AthenaRose...

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/keeley-hazell/pictures/keeley-hazell-picture-1.jpg

But then thats how I picture everyone here, KD especially.

[Newt]

Even your arch-enemy The Dag?

[Mike225]

Even your arch-enemy The Dag?Especially.

[spider]

Only cause I don't know what him and KD look like.

And I don't have enemies, let alone arch enemies, so you're safe. :p

[MattWaterman]

Spider:

http://www.hecklerspray.com/imppix/photos/uncategorized/the_darkness.jpg

Dag:

http://rottenryan.com/images/farkus.jpg

[j giar]

Spider:

http://www.hecklerspray.com/imppix/photos/uncategorized/the_darkness.jpg

Dag:

http://rottenryan.com/images/farkus.jpg
:cry:

[Biofungus]

Yeah, isn't it more like:

Spider:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z188/jhdahl/ff.jpg

[Buckyrig]

Dag was awesome on Titus! :w00t:

[AthenaRose]

How I picture AthenaRose...

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/keeley-hazell/pictures/keeley-hazell-picture-1.jpg



...I wish... :laugh:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h313/rosa_heartlily/Luke060829withGranny001.jpg

Not a very good one of the grandson, but about as good as it gets for me.

[jakebilbao]

...I wish... :laugh:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h313/rosa_heartlily/Luke060829withGranny001.jpg

Not a very good one of the grandson, but about as good as it gets for me.
that's a grandma??! :blink: :blink:

[Multisync143]

that's a grandma??! :blink: :blink:

What a GILF.

[jakebilbao]

what's a GILF?

[Toyandgadgetguy]

What a GILF.

Oh no. You didn't. :blink:

[spider]

Kinda makes you wonder what the other grans round these parts look like huh. :D

[Screeny]

Oh no. You didn't.

he did!

[jakebilbao]

why? what did he do? what's a gilf? :blink:

[kdmelrose]

Cough. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gilf)

[jakebilbao]

Cough. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gilf)
oh! :blink: multi :slap:

[jedipencil]

oh! :blink: multi :slap:

I second that! :slap:

[jakebilbao]

hehehehe now i get what MILF stands for,for a while i was wondering what the Moro Islamic Liberation Front was doing in porn sites! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Buckyrig]

Is that a bread maker?

[Screeny]

Is that a bread maker?

No, I think it's a type of griddle pan...or an updated version of the Ronco Buttoneer.

[Multisync143]

hehehehe now i get what MILF stands for,for a while i was wondering what the Moro Islamic Liberation Front was doing in porn sites! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

They need to get funding somewhere.

[AthenaRose]

hehehehe now i get what MILF stands for,for a while i was wondering what the Moro Islamic Liberation Front was doing in porn sites! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Buckyrig]

Answer the question! :man:

[AthenaRose]

42 :happy:




Ummm...





What was the question again?

[jedipencil]

Hey! You're round about MY age!! You SURE don't look it! :)

[Knuckles]

...I wish... :laugh:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h313/rosa_heartlily/Luke060829withGranny001.jpg

Not a very good one of the grandson, but about as good as it gets for me.

And now people know why I stalk her. ;)

[Jon Dahl]

42 :happy:




Ummm...





What was the question again?

You are not! You're the same age as my brother! :laugh:

Still, you look like you're about 25 years old in that picture.

[Newt]

She didn't say she's 42, she was giving the Hitchhiker's Guide 'Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything' to Buckyrig's appliance-related query. Just to be clear.

[Buckyrig]

Quiet, nerd.

[Newt]

Shut yer piehole, lout.

[Buckyrig]

:huh:

http://www.theanalogdept.com/images/spp6_pics/Garrard/Anthony%20Hind/lute6.JPG

[Newt]

Yes, Bucky, I meant to call you a lute. :yawn:

[Buckyrig]

Well, that just don't make no sense. :blink:

[Newt]

That's what yer mom said!

[Newt]

When you were born.


Because she thought babies were delivered by the stork.


Because you come from a long line of dumb people.

[Jon Dahl]

She didn't say she's 42, she was giving the Hitchhiker's Guide 'Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything' to Buckyrig's appliance-related query. Just to be clear.

Yeah, I know. We already have Kevin the human encyclopedia, we don't need two.
Also, I'm a huge fan of Douglas Adams. ;)

[AthenaRose]

It's times like this that we really, really need a *blushes* icon. You folks are just too nice :)