Answer the question with a question

[colorzoo]

I hijacked this game from another forum.

The rules are simple. And the title explains it all, basically, we have a conversation using only questions. I have only one question...


Are you ready to play?

[Biofungus]

Is there a reason I should be? Do you realize this game was ripped off from "Whose Line is it Anyway"?

[jakebilbao]

really? do you like that show?

[Buckyrig]

:yuk: Do you have any taste?

[jakebilbao]

is your tongue swollen?

[Biofungus]

Don't you have another dog show to attend? :p

[jakebilbao]

is it the 28th already?

[JJ McKool]

What kind of dog show is it?

[Biofungus]

Is it a talking dog show?

[N Hammer]

If dogs could talk, what would they say?

[compton]

What can I hump?

[Biofungus]

Jake Bilbao?

[spider]

No he smells like lavender, how about Mike225?

[Knuckles]

When will Mike226 come to rid us all of Mike225?

[The-Spirit]

Is that supposed to be funny? Do you think Mike 225 hasn't heard that joke 224 times? Don't you think Justice 41 has heard it 40 times? Why do guys like Mike 225 and Justice 41 have number names that imply their were many before them with this same name and we know there weren't?

[Lord Fejj]

Too much coffee?

[Newt]

You want some coffee in your damn eye, punk?

[The-Spirit]

Why do you have to start cussin'?

[Newt]

Why does no one understand me? :(

[The-Spirit]

Do you really exist?

[JamieRoberts]

Does anyone?

[Newt]

How long have you been staring at your navel?

[JamieRoberts]

What have sailors got to do with it?

[Newt]

Know any seaman jokes?

[jakebilbao]

have you heard the one about the parrot?

[Newt]

Did you hear what Tommy Loy did to the skipper?

[The-Spirit]

Do you know where you're going to?
Do you like the things that life is showing you?
Where are you going to?
Do you know?
Do you get what you're hoping for?
When you look behind you there's no open door
What are you hoping for?
Do you know?

[Buckyrig]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Newt]

Wanna know what you can do with your verses?

[Buckyrig]

You talking to me?

[The-Spirit]

What`s love got to do, got to do with it?
What`s love but a sweet old fashioned notion?
What`s love got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

[Newt]

Are you from Nutbush, too?

[Boy]

Are you?

[Newt]

Did you know you misspelled 'Deus' in your motto?

[Biofungus]

After 3 years, do you really think he cares?

[Jon Dahl]

Why?

[GIGAFATTIMON]

Does it make sense to ask why?

[Jon Dahl]

What?

[Buckyrig]

Oh my God! Are you going to eat that off the floor!? :yuk:

[GIGAFATTIMON]

Aren't you even going to pretend to ask a question relevant to the question asked before your question?

[Jon Dahl]

Why would I want to do that?

[GIGAFATTIMON]

Isn't that how this works?

[Biofungus]

Have you ever tried Bud dry?

[GIGAFATTIMON]

Are you willfully disregarding the unspoken rules?

[Buckyrig]

Are you aware that "What?" was an intentional momentum killer? :nyah:

[Jon Dahl]

Who?

[AthenaRose]

What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

[Buckyrig]

Third Base!

[AthenaRose]

You really don't understand this game, do you? :whistlin:

[Buckyrig]

Huh?

[Jon Dahl]

This game, or baseball? :huh:

[Buckyrig]

What's baseball?

[Jon Dahl]

What's baseball!? How could you ask such a question, aren't you the baseball king?

[AthenaRose]

Are you my mummy?

[Biofungus]

You're just realizing this now?

[Biofungus]

Am I behind or what? :w00t:

[Buckyrig]

What's or what?

[compton]

why do you ask?

[Buckyrig]

Why don't you just answer the question?

[GIGAFATTIMON]

Is he supposed to?

[AthenaRose]

Isn't it someone else's turn?

[Buckyrig]

Why don't you stop pushing in front of me?

[Mike225]

Why is my name in this thread?

[Buckyrig]

Who told you you could use that avatar?

[GIGAFATTIMON]

How long do these typically go on for?

[Buckyrig]

Why don't you mind your business?

[GIGAFATTIMON]

Are you cruisin' for a bruisin' sunshine? :slap:

[Mike225]

Does anyone else eat paint chips?

[AthenaRose]

Isn't it your turn?

[Mike225]

Isn't what my turn?

[The-Spirit]

Can't anyone play?

[colorzoo]

why did I start this thread if i wasn't going to play?

[Biofungus]

whattsa matta you?

[JJ McKool]

Can't you type properly?

[The-Spirit]

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/q/question.jpg?

[Mike225]

Well, what's the answer, then?

[compton]

do you really want to know?

[Mike225]

Don't you?

[Biofungus]

Who's asking?

[Boy]

Jesus?

[compton]

why not?

[AthenaRose]

where did the monkey hide the gun?

[Scaleyinx]

Which one? The banana gun or the marshmellow gun?

[Buckyrig]

What the heck is a marshmellow? :huh:

[Jon Dahl]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/22/220px-Answer_to_Life.png

[Buckyrig]

Are you drunk on a Sunday morning? :huh:

[Scaleyinx]

Do you think that maybe it means his number is up? :eek:

[compton]

can a number be down?

[j giar]

has anyone seen my underwear?

[DemolitionSamurai]

Are you already wearing them?

[Scaleyinx]

Isn't underwear out of fashion right now?

[Fred Duran]

Who do you think you are, the guy who makes Hanes?

[Mike225]

Do you think Ramona's a guy?

[j giar]

what makes you think you are?

[Scaleyinx]

Are you saying Mike's a chick in man clothes? :blink:

And did someone mistaken me for a guy? Drats, I though that was Naenae's problem?

[j giar]

OR is he a man in chick clothes?

[Fred Duran]

Are you implying that infantile chickens wear clothes?

[j giar]

What do grown up chickens wear?

[Mike225]

What if God was one of us?

[kdmelrose]

Just a slob like one of us?

[Mike225]

Just a stranger on a bus?

[kdmelrose]

But can I buy your magic bus?

[Buckyrig]

Are you coming on to me?

[Mike225]

Are you comfortable with that?

[Buckyrig]

More importantly, is Jack comfortable with that?

[Lord Fejj]

Isn't my comfort important?

[Mike225]

Who are you?

[Lord Fejj]

Don't you remember last night?

[Mike225]

Why did you break the law?

[Scaleyinx]

Weren't you with the sheep last night?

[Lord Fejj]

Were you watching?

[Mike225]

Didn't I see you there?

[Scaleyinx]

Wasn't the video posted on YouTube?

[Mike225]

Is your avatar looking at my avatar's package?

[Scaleyinx]

Aren't you still tied to a stake awaiting my match?

[DarkKni9hT]

I know you are, but what am I ?

[NILgravity]

Don't know, are you bigger than a bread basket?

[AthenaRose]

Is it a very small basket?

[The-Spirit]

Don'tcha remember you told me you loved me Baby?

[AthenaRose]

Are you sure that was me?

[Amadarwin]

Well aren't you who you are?

[Newt]

What if I'm not?

[Biofungus]

is that a rhetorical question?

[Spacious Interior]

Do I need to spell it out for you?

[Biofungus]

Did I ever claim to be a genius? Or a psychic?

[Knuckles]

Why are you messing with my mind?

[Mike225]

When a bear shits in the woods, does he wipe his ass on a rabbit?

[Phatman]

Why do you, doboy1 and Bob281 care so much about the bathroom habits of bears?

[Screeny]

What if the bear doesn't own a donkey?

[Mike225]

What if the bear pwned the donkey?

[Screeny]

What if the rabbit pwned the bear to donkey pwnage?

[Mike225]

Will Trix ever be for rabbits?

[Screeny]

Is there a rabbit called William Trix?

[Mike225]

Wouldn't that be cool?

[Screeny]

Would The Fonz lend his name to marketting such a rabbit?

[Mike225]

Would you like to join my army of hobos?

[Screeny]

Would you let me be the one with a beard so big you can only see my dirty eyes?

[Mike225]

Would you object to having your soul crushed?

[Screeny]

Would you object to any kind of fish being crushed?

[Mike225]

Doesn't that leave a smell?

[j giar]

Does it smell like teen spirit?

[Mike225]

Why does teen spirit smell so much like dirty flannel?

[Newt]

Why do you reek of embalming fluid and pickled beet juice?

[Boy]

How do you know?

[AthenaRose]

How do you not know?

[Phatman]

How do you not not know?

[The-Spirit]

Are you tired?
Lonely?
Feeling out of breath when you walk upstairs?
Are you listless?
Lethargic?
Wanting to take a bath in the Barracuda tank?

[L Jamal]

Why does this thread exist?

[Buckyrig]

Why does Marvin have more posts than you?

[AthenaRose]

Why do you have more posts than me?

[Amadarwin]

why not?

[Fred Duran]

Why don't posts in Chit-Chat count?

[Scaleyinx]

I think the real question is, why doesn't General Mills bring back Count Chocula and Franken Berry cereal? Why? WHY? :cry:

[Mike225]

Does anyone remember Fruity Yummy Mummy?

[Scaleyinx]

Did they taste better than Boo Berry?

[Newt]

Opryland used to have guys in General Mills cereal mascot costumes wandering around, much like Mickey and Goofy do at Disney's themeparks. They creeped me out when I was a kid.

Opryland is now closed. I can't prove the GM mascots are related to this, but...

[Mike225]

Is that a question?

[j giar]

Why does Newt not follow the rules?

[Mike225]

Not exactly the Riddler, is he?

[Newt]

Why didn't I notice which thread this was?

[The-Spirit]

Are you lonely?
Have you spent half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?
Are you sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos?
Do you have the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?

[cbgiles]

Who here loved Highlander: The Source? How's that for a question? Ah? AH?

[Mike225]

Besides you?

[cbgiles]

Did I?

[Buckyrig]

Was Newt born a tool, or did he suffer some kind of trauma that would have turned a real man into a superhero?

[Amadarwin]

Why are Newt's eyes always a necessary ingredient to witch's brews?

[Screeny]

Who IS George Cauldron?

[kdmelrose]

Where the fuck is Ringo?

[dano]

Why can't YOU LEAVE RINGO ALONE!!!???

[j giar]

Who likes Oingo Boingo?

[Lord Fejj]

Who doesn't?

[Mike225]

Does anyone like Danny Elfman better than Oingo Boingo in their entirety?

[Biofungus]

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

[dano]

Aren't our questions supposed to answer the previous question?

[Mike225]

Did you expect a thread to stay on track around here?

[Scaleyinx]

Would you like a tic tac?

[Buckyrig]

What the Hell is that supposed to mean? :man:

[Mike225]

Are you worried about what that might mean?

[Scaleyinx]

You don't want a tic tac?
Can I interest you in a Mentos perhaps?

[Mike225]

What the hell?

[Scaleyinx]

Don't you want your breath to be minty fresh? :happy:

[Mike225]

What have you heard?

[Scaleyinx]

What if I said it was all Bucky's fault? :whistlin:

[Mike225]

What if I said "No In-n-Out burger for you?"

[Buckyrig]

What if I said In-N-Out Burger sucks?

[Scaleyinx]

What if I said I'd scalp if you make fun of IN-N-OUT!!?? :mad:

[Mike225]

You don't have any reservations about scalping someone, do you?

[Scaleyinx]

Do you have a problem with that?

[Buckyrig]

Why don't we all calm down and get some Fatburger?

[Scaleyinx]

Is that anything like a Flubberburger?

[Mike225]

Do I want to know what's in a "Flubberburger?"

[Scaleyinx]

Do any of us want to know?

What I want to know is if Bucky is gonna buy us all some Las Vegas Fleurburgers?

[Buckyrig]

Las Vegas Fleurburgers?

Didn't that guy play for the Calgary Flames? :huh:

[NGoff]

Aren't the Calgary Flames extinguished?

[Mike225]

Thank you for the constructive criticism, may I have some more please?

[Scaleyinx]

More Menthos?

[Mike225]

Did Menthos ever fight Godzilla?

[Biofungus]

Who hasn't Godzilla fought?

[Mike225]

Menthos?

[Buckyrig]

Who's surprised that a Godzilla post got Bio involved in the thread?

[Biofungus]

Haven't you been paying attention?

[Buckyrig]

Did you say something?

[NGoff]

Something about Scaleyinx?! :p

[Scaleyinx]

Do you think his tushie still hurts? :huh:

[Buckyrig]

How did I get myself into this? :confused:

[Scaleyinx]

:laugh: :laugh:

Are you complaining?

[NGoff]

Complaining about the his Mistress the biker chick Dominatrix?

[Buckyrig]

What's that music? :cry:

[AthenaRose]

Isn't it you singing about the love between you and your biker chick mistress?

[j giar]

Who is this biker chick mistress you speak of?

[AthenaRose]

Don't you know?

[jakebilbao]

know what?

[Amadarwin]

Daddy's stubble hurts, so can you teach me how to kiss again, mommy?

[AthenaRose]

Does it have to be me?

[j giar]

why not?

[Amadarwin]

Why do you like how I taste so much?

[Knuckles]

Is it the smell of my aftershave that you love so much?

[dano]

When did you start shaving your butt?

[Screeny]

Why do you have hairy palms?

[Amadarwin]

Where did you put that?

[dano]

Can't you think of a better question?!?!

[Amadarwin]

Can't you think of a better place to put that?!?!?

[Screeny]

Can a man eat his own head?

[Mike225]

..without breaking his neck?

[Screeny]

What have you done with my hat?

[Knuckles]

Have you checked up your ass?

[Buckyrig]

Have you? :confused:

[Fred Duran]

What if he has?

[Mike225]

Would he find your moustache?

[Fred Duran]

Wouldn't he find his rectum?

[Mike225]

I don't know?

[Amadarwin]

Can you tell me if I left my camaro in there?

[Fred Duran]

What the hell is a camaro? Do you mean Camaro, as in car? Or camerA, as in . . . camera?

[Mike225]

Isn't the requisite of a question a question mark?

[Mike225]

Will you please stop editing, Cupil?

[Fred Duran]

Will you please stop making mustache references Mike?

[Mike225]

No?

[Fred Duran]

Did you just stick a question mark at the end of a statement AGAIN?

[Mike225]

The question mark makes it interrogative?

[Newt]

Have you ever heard of word order?

[Fred Duran]

Mike, did you just do it AGAIN? Are you messin' with me?

[Mike225]

Do what?

[Fred Duran]

Oh, so now you're pretending not to know?

[Mike225]

This can go on all day?

[Fred Duran]

Or can it?

[Amadarwin]

it can?

[Mike225]

Maybe?

[j giar]

maybe not?

[AthenaRose]

Are we having fun, yet?

[Amadarwin]

Can I have my Tickle Me Rose doll yet?