I will gladly ^PAY^ you tuesday for a hamburger today

[Biofungus]

v Make it count! v

[AthenaRose]

^uses his toes when counting over 10^

[Lord Fejj]

^tries to count to eleven but can't^

[AthenaRose]

^keep interrupting me at 10-and-three-quarters^

[Buckyrig]

^Mom? :confused:^

[William Blankenship]

^Uncle Cousin-Brother? :confused: ^

[AthenaRose]

^not sure of his relationship with Bucky^ :huh:

[ponyrl]

^not sure of his relationship with Bucky^ :huh:
^and one to grow on!^

[William Blankenship]

^needs to grow one on^

[AthenaRose]

^growing his own^

[Amadarwin]

^ingrown. :carrot:

[NGoff]

^overgrown > :banana:

[Lord Fejj]

^has been pruned^

[NGoff]

Was the one who pruned me...^

[Toyandgadgetguy]

^let Lord Fejj stick her in the bathtub for an hour^

[Lord Fejj]

^wishes he were me^

[Toyandgadgetguy]

^thinks I'd prefer keeping a woman in the tub rather than taking her elsewhere, and is sooooo sadly mistaken^

[Lord Fejj]

^corrects my mistakes^

[NGoff]

^Mistook this pay thread for an online dating service.^

[Lord Fejj]

^loves animals and enjoys long walks along the beach^

[NGoff]

^Loves HypnoTitties and prolonged browsing on DW.^

[chaosgoat]

^possesses a pair of the former^

[JJ McKool]

^possesses a whole lot of nothing^

[Knuckles]

^is in the business of nothing.^

[AthenaRose]

^Nowhere Man^

[NGoff]

^Herenow girl.^

[Newt]

^Piltdown Woman?^

[AthenaRose]

^Mr Happy^

[Toyandgadgetguy]

^Miss Bea Havein^

[Amadarwin]

^sharted at birth. :carrot:

[Buckyrig]

^figment^

[Amadarwin]

^pillow mint. :carrot:

[Newt]

^pillow biter^

[AthenaRose]

^dreams his pillows are made of marshmallow^

[Biofungus]

^fluffer nutter^

[Mike225]

^A fist of rage^

[Newt]

^pinky of annoyance^

[NGoff]

^Has thumb up....umm...well...up there...^ :whistlin:

[AthenaRose]

^forgot to mention it was her thumb^ :D

[Toyandgadgetguy]

^was hypnotized into saying that^

[Newt]

^runs a Mesmer clinic out of his mom's basement^

[AthenaRose]

^fixing a hole where the rain gets in^

[NGoff]

^Made me LMAO!^ :laugh:

[Biofungus]

^laughed her ass off. Now it's mine! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!^

[Toyandgadgetguy]

^wants to be known henceforth as: The Initializer!^

[AthenaRose]

^wants to be known as Toyotaguy^

[NGoff]

^Wants to be know as the one who had 45 seconds of ecstasy.^

[The DarkMind]

^jealous of those 45 seconds^

[Mike225]

^Loves in 45 second increments^

[The DarkMind]

^feels inferior now with his 30 second max^

[Lord Fejj]

^working up to 30 seconds^

[NGoff]

^Only lasts 30 seconds.^

[Toyandgadgetguy]

^timed him, herself^

[Screeny]

^ included the 20 seconds it took to take his socks off ^

[Lord Fejj]

^collects dirty socks^

[JJ McKool]

^pays for dirty socks^

[Biofungus]

^just plain steals 'em. (Give me back my socks, you goat-bastard! :man: )

[AthenaRose]

^only steals plain socks^

[JJ McKool]

^socks sock stealers and steals the stolen socks^

[AthenaRose]

^only likes the pink frilly ones^

[Boy]

^nervous for her presentation^

[AthenaRose]

^been away too long^

[Knuckles]

^addicted to the PAY.^

[Mike225]

^Addicted to decay^ :confused:

[Newt]

^rotten inside^

[Knuckles]

^loves the smell of rotting naked mole rats.^

[Boy]

^smells like he is^

[jakebilbao]

^rat smeller^

[Knuckles]

^butt sniffer.^

[Fred Duran]

^Buttmunch^

[Buckyrig]

^http://www.botchthecrab.com/post_images/butter_crunch.jpg^

[Amadarwin]

^http://www.kraft.com/art/FMI2003/NabiscoSnackSaks-NutterBut.jpg :carrot:

[NGoff]

^_________________________________________________ ________________________________________________^
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/sunrisek/rawr.jpg^

[Newt]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z161/Newt1453/Nerodiarhombifer2.jpg

[Lord Fejj]

^plays with his snake^

[Buckyrig]

^charmer^

[Lord Fejj]

^fakir^

[Newt]

^motherfakir^

[Screeny]

^ needs to make his mind up ^

[Buckyrig]

^covered in anchovies^

[Newt]

^covets Screeny's halibut^

[Lord Fejj]

^covets Sceeny's butt^

[Newt]

^immune to innuendo^

[NGoff]

^innuendo obsessed.^

[Newt]

^would like to develop an obsession, but has too short an attention span^

[AthenaRose]

^hoping to develop an obsession in the near future^

[Lord Fejj]

^obsessed with developing hope over the future^

[AthenaRose]

^living in the past^

[Screeny]

^ livin' in a box...livin' in a cardboard box ^

[Knuckles]

^has to keep his pets in separate cages because of the dirty things they do to each other.^

[Newt]

^keeps his pet orphans in one big cage and does dirty things to them^

[Mike225]

^Attends the Church of the Poisoned Mind^

[Newt]

^attends the five-block Baptist monstrosity down the street from me, AKA Six Flags Over Jesus^

[AthenaRose]

^has cut the flags into interesting shapes^

[Fred Duran]

^Blasphemy!^

[Amadarwin]

^unmanned moon unit. :carrot:

[Boy]

^A mad Arwin^

[NGoff]

^My Boy toy...^

[Knuckles]

^needs a man.^

[Boy]

^is, in an ironic twist, born without any knuckles^

[Knuckles]

^forever a boy.^

[Amadarwin]

^forever an evil white lily. :carrot:

[AthenaRose]

^is on a quest to find that lily so that he can pluck it and place it in a vase^

[Screeny]

^ Lily Savage ^

[AthenaRose]

^http://www.aebc.com/tec/scousers.jpg ^

[Screeny]

^ likes a good 'ole family get-together ^ :p

[AthenaRose]

^can't get enough of my tasty Scouse^

[Screeny]

^ can't get enough of my tasty Worcester sauce! ^

[Amadarwin]

^likes when women go ga-ga over his sauce. :carrot:

[AthenaRose]

^makes his sauce out of :carrot:^

[Newt]

^makes a nice roux^

[The DarkMind]

^made into a lovely paté^

[Newt]

^skull filled with foie gras^

[AthenaRose]

^skull filled with nothing at all^

[Amadarwin]

^superskrull with panties. :carrot:

[Knuckles]

^wears thongs and only thongs to work on casual Fridays.^

[The DarkMind]

^refuses to revoke the casual friday rule^

[Buckyrig]

^Chump!^

[The DarkMind]

^completed his chump trifecta^

[Buckyrig]

^can't count :blink:^

[The DarkMind]

^posted chump in more then three threads?^

[Buckyrig]

^ :huh: I count TWO^

[Mike225]

^Can count...on me waiting for him in the parking lot with a baseball bat^

[Buckyrig]

^DAMMIT!! I found Three...I can't count^

[Mike225]

^Dumb.^

[Knuckles]

^ass.^

[Mike225]

^Douche.^

[Buckyrig]

^WHERE!? :w00t: ^

[Fred Duran]

^Sicko :yuk: ^

[chaosgoat]

^michael moore^

[Mike225]

^Soon to be overthrown by ordergoat^

[chaosgoat]

^should warn me before he starts making these evil clones^

[Mike225]

^Should know that the universe makes the clones, to bring balance^

[NGoff]

^Knows that there's no such things as clones...only Skrulls.^

[Mike225]

^Oh shit! They got you, too!^

[Lord Fejj]

^deftly takes attention off himself^

[Knuckles]

^steals all attention.^

[The DarkMind]

^sells attention to the highest bidder^

[Knuckles]

^trying to under bid me.^

[The DarkMind]

^can't compete with my prices^

[Newt]

^keeps prices low by using orphans as slave labor^

[Knuckles]

^is a slave to the dollar.^

[Biofungus]

^slave to the Canadian Loonie^

[AthenaRose]

^prefers Hawaiian loonies^

[The DarkMind]

^doin time in the loonie^

[AthenaRose]

^only killin' time but it'll kill him right back^

[The DarkMind]

^countin' flowers on the wall^

[Buckyrig]

^counting wallflowers at a Pink Floyd concert^

[The DarkMind]

^threw my count off by staying home^

[AthenaRose]

^wears Count pyjamas^

[Buckyrig]

^DAMMIT...NOW I LOOK LIKE AN ASS!^

[AthenaRose]

^has me confused with someone else^

[Fred Duran]

^Saying this in an effort to throw us off . . . but it really IS you . . .!^

[Biofungus]

^was absent from DW for a week due to a moustache-related injury^

[Buckyrig]

^was involved in said injury^

[Biofungus]

^routinely underestimates the power of my beard and moustache^

[Buckyrig]

^My beard is more powerful than your beard!^

[NGoff]

^Thinks this because his first beard is backed-up by a second one growing between his.....^ :whistlin:

[Buckyrig]

^expecting an off-color follow-up comment^

[NGoff]

^Being a meany and not giving one!^ :p

[Biofungus]

^being one for not giving an @$$!^

[NGoff]

^Saw my post before my edit.^ :laugh:

[Biofungus]

^cheated!^

[secret-identity]

^called the cheaters show on her^

[Knuckles]

^has a secret that he won't tell, no matter how many purple nurples he gets.^

[The DarkMind]

^exposes his secrets as a guest on Jerry Springer^

[Knuckles]

^exposes his "sercets" to random people on the street.^

[The DarkMind]

^keeps calling the cops :man:^

[Boy]

^master of the Side Kick^

[Knuckles]

^prefers a roundhouse kick to the head.^

[Buckyrig]

^prefers a knuckle sandwich^

[Knuckles]

^is asking for one.^

[Buckyrig]

^No Balls!^

[AthenaRose]

^tastes like chicken^

[NGoff]

^Tastes like fish.^

[Buckyrig]

^ :eek: ^

[NGoff]

^Likes to watch.^

[AthenaRose]

^has ketchup with everything^

[NGoff]

^Confusing ketchup with red wings.^

[Buckyrig]

^Uh...Coyotes^

[Mike225]

^Has a hockey team with everything?!^ :confused:

[Mike225]

^Fuck it, it was funny^

[Buckyrig]

^Fuck you, your face is funny :mad: ^

[NGoff]

^Avoiding the subject.^

[NGoff]

^Forgot to refresh.^

[NGoff]

^Perhaps took it too far....^

[Buckyrig]

^hyper^

[NGoff]

^Perceptive.^

[AthenaRose]

^un-refreshed^

[Screeny]

^ addicted to Refreshers ^

[Fred Duran]

^Refresherhead^

[Newt]

^doesn't realize that NIN references in PAY may only be made by Mike225^

[Scaleyinx]

^Enjoys talking about about Mike225's ninnies^

[Screeny]

^ Ninny-hammer ^

[Fred Duran]

^What the HELL is your avatar doing^

[Screeny]

^ doesn't recognise someone causing a hullabaloo! ^

[Fred Duran]

^If by "causing a hullabaloo" means "giving a bj," then yes, is correct^

[Lord Fejj]

^causing hullabaloo^

[Scaleyinx]

^bruised by a hula-hoop^

[NGoff]

^Hula-hooping bruiser.^

[Scaleyinx]

^Wants to get down and hula-hoop rumble with meh^

[AthenaRose]

^tease^

[NGoff]

^Jealous.^

[AthenaRose]

^computer says 'no'^

[Screeny]

^ jelly tot ^

[Newt]

^just making shit up now^

[Knuckles]

^enjoys shit so much it has become an obsession

[Mike225]

^Making up shit into a scale model of Mount Rushmore^

[AthenaRose]

^trying to get his son apprenticed to Knuckles^

[Amadarwin]

^trying to get the appendix of Knuckles. :carrot:

[NGoff]

^She says that because....she's a lady...she does lady's things like pet kittens...and...$#!T!^

[Amadarwin]

^types sloooooooow. :carrot:


:nyah:

[secret-identity]

^types with his toes^

[Screeny]

^ types with a special wand on his head ^

[Biofungus]

^needs a safety helmet when he surfs the net^

[Buckyrig]

^some dude somewhere else typing things on the same message board as I am^

[Biofungus]

^only thinks I'm somewhere else...^

[Spacious Interior]

^IS somewhere else.^ (weird)

[Mike225]

^Quickly vetoed a name change to "Cramped Exterior"^

[Screeny]

^ Craps in an exterior convenience ^

[Mike225]

^Don't act like you don't!^

[Boy]

^craps right in the brainpan!^

[Mike225]

^Crap Ex Machina^

[AthenaRose]

^picking on my Boy^ :mad:

[NGoff]

^Backed up by her girl (me)!^

[Newt]

^Backin' that....oh, I just can't do it^

[AthenaRose]

^wuss^

[Mike225]

^cuss^

[AthenaRose]

^muss^

[The DarkMind]

^huss^

[Fred Duran]

^Fuss^

[Mike225]

^Puss^

Sorry, dude...luck of the draw and all that..

[Buckyrig]

^juice boy^

[Fred Duran]

^http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9811/11/water.boy/waterboy.jpg^

[Amadarwin]

^simon and garfunkel's illegitimate love child. :carrot:

[The DarkMind]

^simon AND garfunkel^

[Buckyrig]

^listens to the sounds of silence while he works on his macrame^

[The DarkMind]

^didnt catch the good-bye to macrame i gave^

[Buckyrig]

^listens to More Than A Feeling during his new hobby :huh: ^

[NGoff]

^Listens to himself talk while trying to create new hobbies.^

[Amadarwin]

^thinks of new hobbies when touching herself. :carrot:

[NGoff]

^Thinks of a certain biker chick when touching...^

You will not beat me at this! :p

[The DarkMind]

^touches herself thinking of me all the time^

[Lord Fejj]

^beats herself when thinking about Amadarwin^

[The DarkMind]

^never learned the difference between boys and girls^

[Mike225]

^Eager to teach him^

[Lord Fejj]

^learned it doesn't matter, it's just friction^

[NGoff]

^Causes too much friction.^

[Mike225]

^Likes making waves^

[NGoff]

^Thinks it's only about the motion of the ocean...^