If You Want Blood...

[Mike225]

Have I posted this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpqKA9_ddFk

[Newt]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear it over the badass guitar solo to 'Green Grass and High Tides Forever'. OUTLAWS RULE!!!

[MattWaterman]

Have I posted this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpqKA9_ddFk

Cool, thanks Mike. Love the song but that was my first time seeing the video actually.

I haveta say....I think "disappointment" is too strong of a word but I still found it kinda...trite. In my mind's eye I always envisioned it the exact contra-positive of Lennon's words, a barren world without God and, the human animal realizing this finality, killing itself. As in, "Imagine there's no heaven, above us only sky," and this lament after humanity has never learnt any lessons and is choking off into a wimper. While certainly germaine, the fact that the video brought it back to simple materialism (more or less) wasn't what I expected... I dunno.

And since I was checking out videos I dug up this one, one of my classic favs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56RICywExfw
(...horror, sex, and fear, oh my... :w00t: )

[Buckyrig]

PIL

PIL?

You are a never ending disappointment.

Jesus Christ!

Fuck Johnny Lydon.

:yuk:

[Buckyrig]

To clean the palate. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsrDv3K7RNI)

:(

[Newt]

You suck, Bucky.

[Buckyrig]

You suck, Bucky.

No. Eurocrap sucks!

Here this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XesXjkDLImg) is probably more your speed, Newtie.

[Newt]

Damn you! Could you just play something good for once in your miserable life? Would that be so hard?

[Buckyrig]

I actually like that song. :laugh:

[Newt]

Yeah, I used to like it...but then I turned twelve.

[Buckyrig]

I give up if this one don't work for ya. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKxofQfraE)

[Newt]

Finally! Doesn't it feel better to do the right thing?

[Buckyrig]

Nerd. :sure:

[Buckyrig]

Newt's favorite song by his favorite band. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDfIOr1ByIc)

[Newt]

You are lower than scum.

[Buckyrig]

Stop acting like you didn't PM me the request.

[Buckyrig]

I dare you to ridicule this one! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1Pgg0vffQ) :mad:

[Mike225]

Newt's favorite song by his favorite band. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDfIOr1ByIc)Yeah!

[Mike225]

No. Eurocrap sucks!

Here this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XesXjkDLImg) is probably more your speed, Newtie.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCSr5MQzplI

[Newt]

That's low, Mike.

And Bucky, I feel no need to ridicule VH. They've done a fine job of it all by themselves.

[Mike225]

That's low, Mike.You miss your red fitted cap, don't you.

[Newt]

Are you implying that I am a freedman, or that I am a French revolutionary? :blink:

Maybe a cardinal?

[Mike225]

A Durst enthusiast.

[Newt]

What did I ever do to you?

[MattWaterman]

17 seconds that should be mandatory listening for all...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

[Buckyrig]

And Bucky, I feel no need to ridicule VH. They've done a fine job of it all by themselves.

You had to run home after school every day, didn't you? :slap:

[Newt]

Nobody liked Van Halen at my schools. I was probably the biggest VH fan there, and I'm fairly indifferent to them.

[Buckyrig]

What kind of banjo-infested wasteland do you come from!? :confused:

[jedipencil]

Van Halen...ooooooo....there version of Pretty Woman is almost - almost - as good as Mr Orbison's... Oh, oh...and the tune the other lead guy did - Sensible Shoes - man, if you don't like that tune.....well....you're from another planet...

[Buckyrig]

Hey, jedi! Turn on the TV. You're a hurricane. :laugh:

[Newt]

What kind of banjo-infested wasteland do you come from!? :confused:

I'm just not as old as you are. VH were past their prime when I started kindergarten.

[Adam Black]

They make better cars than we do.

They make better electronics.

Better public transit systems.

And now, better metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIZsojH-WT0) .

The expressions that guy makes crack me up. And, because I'm 100% fluent in Japanese*, I'll translate the song for you:

I rock harder than you gaijin fools,
I like to work at my desk.

Then these chicks show up
with hair over their faces
and fuck my shit up.

Fortunately, my band has HUGE HAIR
and BLISTERING RIFFS
So when the hairy chicks show up
and drown me in the tub

They'll keep rockin'!

"Aijin 28" is Japanese for "Rock you Like a Tsunami".


*(of course not)

[Buckyrig]

Van Halen...ooooooo....there version of Pretty Woman is almost - almost - as good as Mr Orbison's... Oh, oh...and the tune the other lead guy did - Sensible Shoes - man, if you don't like that tune.....well....you're from another planet...

Here's some more! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E3zUyGzq2k) :thumbs:

[Buckyrig]

They make better cars than we do.

They make better electronics.

Better public transit systems.

And now, better metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIZsojH-WT0) .

YES!

:laugh: That was friggin' amazing. :bounce:

[JJ McKool]

Blasphemy!

Dragonforce (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIiJYHRFpvE)

Iced Earth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcyEK-3xV4o)

Demons & Wizards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dhYrLQmRlQ)

Dragonland (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rORt7fCcn2s)

Megadeth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CgVlx8hhHM)

Metallica (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCE1NnvonF0)

[FA]

And this is what it looks like when someone is torn between posting "Dragonforce! :thumbs: " and being crippled by enough shame to not want to admit that publically.

[jedipencil]

Here's some more! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E3zUyGzq2k) :thumbs:

AND HERE'S MORE!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMJXvjN_e2Y)

[JJ McKool]

Hey now, Roth isn't Van Halen.

And here's the proof. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmbhfI8f_Ek)

[JJ McKool]

Here's some more proof. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmbhfI8f_Ek)

[JJ McKool]

More? Yup. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19QCzwafsm8)

[JJ McKool]

What the hell, here's some more. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX9qcggRo18)

[Buckyrig]

What the hell, here's some more. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX9qcggRo18)

I haven't been able to find it, but there's a band called Aztec Camera who did this weird laid back, semi-narcoleptic version of Jump in the early 90s.

Just weird. :blink:

[Buckyrig]

And this is what it looks like when someone is torn between posting "Dragonforce! :thumbs: " and being crippled by enough shame to not want to admit that publically.

What shame? My brother accidentally discovered these guys a few months ago. He hands me a CD and says, "You gotta check this out. These guys think it's 1985! It's incredible!"

And on the list of bands that are old news to Brits, but new news to me...I've been digging around for these guys' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gPulu85q04) stuff recently.

That guy has the most amazing CHOPS! :w00t:

[FA]

What shame? My brother accidentally discovered these guys a few months ago. He hands me a CD and says, "You gotta check this out. These guys think it's 1985! It's incredible!"

I was introduced to them by a 30 year old dude who has shoulder length blonde hair and is locally famous for not having been able to get laid in over ten years.

Make what you will of that.

[Buckyrig]

Just Cuz. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXK0Hjfkrgw)

[Buckyrig]

I was introduced to them by a 30 year old dude who has shoulder length blonde hair and is locally famous for not having been able to get laid in over ten years.

Make what you will of that.

Sounds about right.

[Buckyrig]

Mike224 Performs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3EN4YS0OLg&mode=related&search=)

And with that, I beat two dead horses! :bounce:

[JJ McKool]

I was introduced to them by a 30 year old dude who has shoulder length blonde hair and is locally famous for not having been able to get laid in over ten years.

Make what you will of that.

Heh, just means he has more time for discovering cool music. Take advantage of it.

[jedipencil]

And on the list of bands that are old news to Brits, but new news to me...I've been digging around for these guys' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gPulu85q04) stuff recently.

That guy has the most amazing CHOPS! :w00t:

His pants are too short. Can't sing properly like that.


:laugh:

[Buckyrig]

The clothes are half the glory! :laugh:

[Newt]

What shame? My brother accidentally discovered these guys a few months ago. He hands me a CD and says, "You gotta check this out. These guys think it's 1985! It's incredible!"

And on the list of bands that are old news to Brits, but new news to me...I've been digging around for these guys' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gPulu85q04) stuff recently.

That guy has the most amazing CHOPS! :w00t:

So England had a Blue Cheer, too? How about that.

[Mike225]

Mike224 Performs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3EN4YS0OLg&mode=related&search=)

And with that, I beat two dead horses! :bounce:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ

[Buckyrig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ

Are you comparing the great and mighty quartet known as Phish to singing rats whoring themselves out to Corporate interests all corporaty and whory and coroporate whory with a side order of sucking Satan's cock?

[Mike225]

sucking Satan's cock?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J10w3FuCwfQ

[Buckyrig]

OH YEAH!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5vERbLtYI)

[Mike225]

You're a nerd if you don't like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm2eT-sTVys

[JJ McKool]

Apparently Rammstein are a bunch of racist cocks. At least that's what some German exchange student told me, I've seen no evidence of it yet, but I don't know much German either. In any case, they make some amazing vids, I like this one especially, Ich Will (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oaMkcGEb0s)

[Mike225]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1CetPq_pkHc

[Mike225]

This one has something for everyone!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WtrmbfS_Vuc

[Buckyrig]

Look, just because you worked with Les in Oysterhead, doesn't mean you need to drudge up the past like this.

[Buckyrig]

Pete Nice, muthafucka! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGDiKw9jxbM)

[Mike225]

I don't think Pete Nice is really crippled.

[Newt]

Friends of yours?

That's the first time I've heard 'Sledgehammer' sampled, but I don't listen to much hip-hop. Maybe they all do it. I'm told that a lot of hip-hop producers sample Billy Squier, of all people.

[Buckyrig]

Les Say Have A Cigar! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7iEXn9pY2ik)

I really can't believe that even a fan version of this exists online. :blink:

Groovy.

[Newt]

Les Say Have A Cigar! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7iEXn9pY2ik)

I really can't believe that even a fan version of this exists online. :blink:

Groovy.
Quick! Who sang the vocals on the original song?

[Buckyrig]

Original? :huh:

[Mike225]

Les Say Have A Cigar! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7iEXn9pY2ik)

I really can't believe that even a fan version of this exists online. :blink:

Groovy.dude.. u r reTODDid!!! u should be bannd from listening to music! :laugh:

[Newt]

I know you're just being an ass, but I will clarify: the track 'Have a Cigar' on Pink Floyd's album Wish You Were Here. Happy?

[Mike225]

I know you're just being an ass, but I will clarify: the track 'Have a Cigar' on Pink Floyd's album Wish You Were Here. Happy?Dumbass. His name is Les Claypool and the band is Primus.

[Buckyrig]

Who the fuck is Floyd!?

And why'd he pick such a creepy ass name?

[Newt]

I'll take that to mean that neither of you knows, and you are attempting to cover your ignorance by being dumbasses.

[Buckyrig]

Ok, Tuff Guy.

Whip it out!

[Mike225]

Who the fuck is Floyd!?

And why'd he pick such a creepy ass name?http://www.pc-directions.com/personal/Floyd/Floyd_barber.jpg

[Mike225]

I'll take that to mean that neither of you knows, and you are attempting to cover your ignorance by being dumbasses.What the fuck does that mean?!

No, seriously, what does that mean?

[Newt]

Ok, Tuff Guy.

Whip it out!

Please clarify.

[Buckyrig]

Muthafucka don't know who 3rd Bass is, gonna insult my intelligence.

You know what 'whip it out' means.

[Newt]

What the fuck does that mean?!

No, seriously, what does that mean?
In filmwriting terminology, you are 'hanging a lantern on it'; that is, you have come across a problem you cannot solve, so you are trying to draw attention to it to make the audience believe the problem was what you intended all along.

[Mike225]

In filmwriting terminology, you are 'hanging a lantern on it'; that is, you have come across a problem you cannot solve, so you are trying to draw attention to it to make the audience believe the problem was what you intended all along.What the fuck did this bitch just say to me?

It's clobberin' time!

[Newt]

Muthafucka don't know who 3rd Bass is, gonna insult my intelligence.

You know what 'whip it out' means.

I do know what 'whip it out' means. However, I am at work, I am heterosexual, and I don't have a camera, so I shall not whip it out at this time.

[Buckyrig]

Look, nimrod!

You got the goods on some little factoid that you wanna lay on the board and you're just pissed we're not playing it the way you want us to.

Knock us out with your knowledge, Trash Heap.

[Newt]

What the fuck did this bitch just say to me?

It's clobberin' time!

Actually, if you start driving now, it probably still won't be clobbering time until about lunchtime tomorrow. Better step on it!

[Buckyrig]

I do know what 'whip it out' means. However, I am at work, I am heterosexual, and I don't have a camera, so I shall not whip it out at this time.

It's called metamuthafuckin4!

[Newt]

Look, nimrod!

You got the goods on some little factoid that you wanna lay on the board and you're just pissed we're not playing it the way you want us to.

Knock us out with your knowledge, Trash Heap.

It was English folk singer Roy Harper, whose other connection to classic rock is his name's inclusion in Led Zeppelin's 'Hats Off (to Roy Harper)', from Led Zeppelin III.

You may also be interested to know that Nimrod does not mean 'moron'; it is the name of a mighty, but ungodly, hunter in the Old Testament. Its use as an insult is probably traceable to Warner Brothers cartoons, in which Bugs Bunny refers ironically to Elmer Fudd as 'Nimrod'.

There you are, you crumb bum.

[Mike225]

Actually, if you start driving now, it probably still won't be clobbering time until about lunchtime tomorrow. Better step on it!Sooner than you think..check your UserCP!

It's go time!

[Mike225]

It was English folk singer Roy Harper, whose other connection to classic rock is his name's inclusion in Led Zeppelin's 'Hats Off (to Roy Harper)', from Led Zeppelin III.Roy Harper is Speedy, dumbass.

[Newt]

You son of a filthy pox-eaten whore!

You are the only person to give me negative points so far, except for one guy who took them back and gave me some positive points to make up for it.

[Newt]

Roy Harper is Speedy, dumbass.
You, sir, are a geek.

[Mike225]

You are the only person to give me negative points so far, except for one guy who took them back and gave me some positive points to make up for it.No, that was me, too.

[Newt]

But he had a different username!

[Newt]

Speaking of which, why does your username not show up in the Currently Active Members list?









Are you a ghost in the machine?

[Mike225]

You don't have a memberships, usernames mean nothing to you in the UserCP.

I'm invisible because I can!

[Buckyrig]

It was English folk singer Roy Harper, whose other connection to classic rock is his name's inclusion in Led Zeppelin's 'Hats Off (to Roy Harper)', from Led Zeppelin III.

You may also be interested to know that Nimrod does not mean 'moron'; it is the name of a mighty, but ungodly, hunter in the Old Testament. Its use as an insult is probably traceable to Warner Brothers cartoons, in which Bugs Bunny refers ironically to Elmer Fudd as 'Nimrod'.

There you are, you crumb bum.

Nimrod as an insult actually means penis, you fucking retard!

[Newt]

No, no, I mean I deduced who it was from the post to which he referred; it was a thread that had nothing to do with you. I mentioned something about him giving me negative points in another thread, and he referenced THAT when he gave me positive points. If you also deleted the negative points you gave me for not being a Trekkie, it was after those points were no longer visible on my user CP.

[Newt]

Nimrod as an insult actually means penis, you fucking retard!

No it doesn't.

P.S.-u r dumm

[Buckyrig]

Does to!

[Newt]

Does what to whom?

[Mike225]

No, no, I mean I deduced who it was from the post to which he referred; it was a thread that had nothing to do with you. I mentioned something about him giving me negative points in another thread, and he referenced THAT when he gave me positive points. If you also deleted the negative points you gave me for not being a Trekkie, it was after those points were no longer visible on my user CP.Huh?

[Newt]

Oh, never mind.

[Mike225]

:laugh:

[Buckyrig]

Dude, knowing shit's lame.

[Mike225]

Knowledge ain't punk!

[Newt]

You're right. You guys are my new role models.

[JJ McKool]

It was English folk singer Roy Harper, whose other connection to classic rock is his name's inclusion in Led Zeppelin's 'Hats Off (to Roy Harper)', from Led Zeppelin III.

You may also be interested to know that Nimrod does not mean 'moron'; it is the name of a mighty, but ungodly, hunter in the Old Testament. Its use as an insult is probably traceable to Warner Brothers cartoons, in which Bugs Bunny refers ironically to Elmer Fudd as 'Nimrod'.

There you are, you crumb bum.

Partly true:

Nimrod
"great hunter," 1712, in ref. to the biblical son of Cush, referred to (Gen. x.8-9) as "a mighty hunter before the Lord." It came to mean "geek, klutz" by 1983 in teenager slang, for unknown reasons.


However:

nim·rod (nmrd)
n.
1. also Nimrod A hunter.
2. Informal A person regarded as silly, foolish, or stupid.

ie. It can mean moron because of popular use, as that's where most definitions come from. If everyone uses nimrod to mean the latter, then it would become acceptable to use it as such.


Now that that's all out of the way,

Awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKUBTX9kKEo)

Awesomer 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgoVZswC4k) and Awesomer 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlR-9Cn14fs)

Awesomest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY)

[Newt]

ie. It can mean moron because of popular use, as that's where most definitions come from. If everyone uses nimrod to mean the latter, then it would become acceptable to use it as such.

It will become acceptable if no one intervenes. I am intervening! Oppose the stupidification of Englisc! :laugh:

[Buckyrig]

Awesomest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY)

This just may be the greatest musical composition since Handel's Messiah!

[Buckyrig]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e231/superdwarf0/slutslovessimpsons.jpg

[Multisync143]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e231/superdwarf0/slutslovessimpsons.jpg

Now thats a girl you can take home to mom.

[ShanE]

man don't make me post the inside of the "We're an American Band" Grand Funk Railroad album! Where all the anemic band memebers are sittin neked in the hay with strategically placed american flags!

[JJ McKool]

http://i22.tinypic.com/1goaqg

[Mike225]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

[Buckyrig]

Anyone else been laughing all day about the eight arrests in connection with the Michael Phelps bong picture?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I could have sworn there was something else going on in the world. Then again, I've been building model airplanes all day inside a foot locker.

[ponyrl]

Why TF did you bring this thread back?

:laugh:

(thoug it has been funny for the first 4 parts). :huh:

[Knuckles]

Cause Bucky can't stand to see his creation die.

[MattWaterman]

http://www.ixdrive.co.uk/img_thumb/thumb_2a183f8c9fc205589e49adb1f1ac9886.jpg

[Buckyrig]

The url for the first image links to a different picture now...kind of amusing. :D

So, no opinions on the Phelps party arrests then?

[the_beast]

They Got Arrested Because......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsUMPCRrfdA

[Buckyrig]

Creating a song playlist with a random number generator is fucking art, people! :laugh: