Combine a movie title and a TV show...

[JamieRoberts]

... to make a new movie!

(I kinda ripped this idea off another board, but I loved it!)

Tango & Cash in the Attic
Two mismatched cops try to take down an LA drug lord, while framed for murder, but find time to sell a few knick-knacks at an auction. Ooo! 19th century pottery!

[ChrisK]

Leave It On a Plane

What would happen if everyones favourite trouble maker, Beaver Cleaver, was stuck on a plane with "Scream'n" Sam Jackson!

[Toyandgadgetguy]

Happy Days of Our Lives.

Mrs. Cunningham is having another baby... but who is the father? Does Fonzie have an evil twin brother? Will big brother Chuck Cunningham's body ever be found? Tune in and find out!

Ok, so it wasn't a movie... maybe we could try again here... hmmm... how about:

Air Force One Day at a Time.

Harrison Ford stars as an impeached ex-President who is now the super intendent of an urban apartment building. "Get out of my building!" was all he uttered while punching out an inner city hoodlum who had taken two teenaged girls and their mother hostage. Elton John co-stars.

[colorzoo]

Queer Eye for the Family Guy . I don't watch either show but I'm sure it'll be funny.

Or

Broke Back to the Futurama.
Marty McFry helps out his friend Doc Farnsworth, and ends up being taken back in time by Doc's time-machine. Mcfry, a boy of the 1990's, has to come to grips with being in the 2999's but not before returning to the 50's and prevent his father from loving in love with another man and to set straight the damage his presence has done to the events of the past or future.

[street]

Little Grindhouse on the Prairie

An exploitation b-movie double-feature filled with non-stop gore and debauchery...set in the 19th century American West.

Reviewers are calling it "a gruesome example of farm life gone wrong" and "the REAL wild west"...and also stating "at least it isn't a Uwe Boll movie"
(couldn't help adding that last bit :p )

[stahss]

Mr. Belvedere Penishands

The title speaks for itself, obviously.

[BEN DENNIS]

A Nightmare on 21 Jump Street
*Warning* If you are under 20 years of age, you will not get the reference...


When Officer Thomas Hanson (Johnny Depp) and Officer Dennis Booker (Richard Grieco) are plagued by nightly visits from the recently relocated Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund), can the unit from 21 Jump Street step in with their own brand of urban cool and save their friends before it's too late?!

[JamieRoberts]

Dawson's Wolf Creek

Dawson finally does it with someone.

[Scaleyinx]

The Brady Family becomes infected with the T-virus, and turn into man eating zombies. All hell breaks loose, and its up to Alice to destroy the family and to defeat the virus, if she loses, we all lose.

[spider]

The doofus duo are finally cast in a movie we want to see.

[Buckyrig]

Wellll, since it's my avatar...

Married...With A Spotless Mind

Al is trying to have all his memories of Peg and the kids erased to make his life more bearable. But Peg is trying to track him down to stop him in his own mind, so Al must try to evade Peg long enough for the procedure to be completed.

[Toyandgadgetguy]

Wellll, since it's my avatar...

Married...With A Spotless Mind

Al is trying to have all his memories of Peg and the kids erased to make his life more bearable. But Peg is trying to track him down to stop him in his own mind, so Al must try to evade Peg long enough for the procedure to be completed.

How about Married with Children of the Corn?

[JamieRoberts]

Lost In Space

Matt Le Blanc is a hotshot pilot with little to no acting skills, but when his latest mission is to ferry a bunch of Virgin Mary statues over an island (via the moon), all hell will break loose. Well, you'll hope it will. But it won't. Oh, and there's a little CGI crapper called Blarp. And some black fog (although not enough).

[Cat]

Good Times at Ridgemont High

[Toyandgadgetguy]

Good Times at Ridgemont High

Dynomite, Mr. Hand!

[The-Spirit]

Stuart Smallville

The story of a mouse from Krypton who is beloved by a kindly family. Meteor Freak cats and dogs pursue Stuart.

[The-Spirit]

The 40 yr old Virgin Barney.

A guy who can't get no "poon" because he dresses up like a large Purple Dinosaur.

[rummblestrips]

Star Trek - Special Victim's Unit

In the Federation's justice system, sexually-based alien offenses are considered especially heinous. On the Starship Cragen, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite crew known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

[The-Spirit]

Gimme a break Shrek!

A heartwarming sit-com about a widowed policeman with 3 kids with a nanny named Shrek a giant green troll.

Hannibal in Charge.

A heartwarming sit-com about a cannibalistic serial killer chosen to be a nanny to the powells 3 kids and live in their house.

Tonights episode*Hijinks ensue when jamie hides hannibals skin mask from him that he got from the new neighbors massacre.*

[The-Spirit]

The Man with the Golden Girls

007 teams up with Rose, Dorothy, Blance, and Sophia.

This movie is rated R for gore, it's actually sex scenes but it applies.

[The-Spirit]

Crime Scene Mystery Science Theater 3000.


People find dead bodies.

And poke fun at them.

[The-Spirit]

The Man on the Moonlighting

Andy Kaufman teams up with David and Maddie and insults them as Tony Clifton.

[The-Spirit]

Gilligan's Island of Dr. Moreau

Gilligan and Skipper and the rest are abandoned on an Island where the Professor can't fix a boat but helps Dr. Moreau perform animal human hybrid experiments on the castaways.

[The-Spirit]

I love Lestat

Ricky grows old and dies as Lestat stays eternally young by his abominable contract with Satan.

[JamieRoberts]

You're a MACHINE!

[RandallFlagg]

The American Idol President, starring Michael Douglas as a contestant on a reality call-in show designed to pick America's next president.

[Cat]

The Godfather of Hazzard

[Lovecraft13]

Trainspaced.

[The-Spirit]

The O.C.XxX
Whiney teenagers and Vin diesel talk about their problems.

[The-Spirit]

Working Gilmore Girls

No explanation needed.

[RandallFlagg]

Judge Judy: Judgement Day. The honorable Judge doles out the punishment in this special effects loaded summer blockbuster!

[The Scribe]

Cops: Cartman

Cartman in different cities making criminals respect his authority.

http://www.garmentdistrict.com/store/popculture/southpark/collectibles/stickerr.jpg


There's no movie title unless you count the South Park movie. You know you would watch this. ;)

[Yann Krehl]

CSI: Southpark

Who killed Kenny?

[Yann Krehl]

My Name is Hannibal

Hannibal lecter learns about karma and tries to make up for all the bad things he has done.

[The-Spirit]

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Spoons.

Rick Schroder is the herald of Galactus.


Full House of 1000 Corpses.

The Tanners a bizarre and sadistic backwater family of serial killers loves to have fun, this week Irkel gets tortured and mutilated.


The Talented Mr. Belvedere

Mr. Belvedere kills a butler and begins to assume his life.

[The-Spirit]

Welcome back Hellraiser

An unfaithful wife encounters the zombie of her dead lover, who's being chased by demons after he escaped from their sado-masochistic Hell. He returns to his inner city high school of his youth to be a compassionate teacher to a new generation of trouble making kids.

[Yann Krehl]

How I Met Your Dead

A zombie-mother tells her zombie-children how she met their zombie-father - not omitting a single gory detail.

[Yann Krehl]

Veronica's Mission to Mars

She will get the criminals, no matter where they run to.

[spider]

Hulk lives in Long island with his wife and 3 kids, but with his jelous older brother and condesending parents living across the street,
hilarity will ensue and Hulk will smash!

[Buckyrig]

Hulk lives in Long island with his wife and 3 kids, but with his jelous older brother and condesending parents living across the street,
hilarity will ensue and Hulk will smash!

You know nothing of our ways. :p

People do not live in Long Island.

[Toyandgadgetguy]

You know nothing of our ways. :p

People do not live in Long Island.

Sheesh. Do people know nothing of the world? ;)

[Screeny]

The Big Red One Man & his Dog

Lee Marvin & Mark Hamill are herded around Omaha beach by some of the world's greatest sheep dogs. Also includes dvd commentary by Phil Drabble.

[Cat]

Father Knows the Exorcist

[DarkKni9hT]

Hulk on Homes: : renovations gone wrong? Hulk make it right. Right to the ground!

A Nightmare on Sesame Street

The Good, The Bad And The O.C.

[Biofungus]

A Knightrider's Tale

This is the story of William, a young squire with a gift for jousting. After his master dies suddenly, the squire hits the road with his cohorts Roland and Wat. The young man sets out to prove himself a worthy knight at the country's jousting competition, and with the help of a certain talking car, he just might do it!

[Yann Krehl]

Saving Private Alf
It's a dirty job. And nobody wants to do it.

Battlestar Memento
They're running from someone and/or searching something and.... uhm...

[JamieRoberts]

That Creepshow
Ashton Kutcher plays a prank on someone wearing flared trousers, but because it was a cruel thing to do, his face is ripped off in act 3.

[Spacious Interior]

Ruthless People Under the Stairs
Touched by an Angel in the Outfield
Jurassic Park Avenue West
Queer Eye for the King and I
Frank Miller's 700 Club



.... I like this game. :)

[Gav Heryng]

Fear and Loathing in The Weakest Link

It's basically the same show...

Dis

[Gav Heryng]

The Exorcism of The Queen.

Dis

[Gav Heryng]

Only Fools and the House of 1000 Corpses.

Two cockney "entrepeneurs" traveling across the backwoods of Texas cleaning chandeliers end up as prisoners of a bizarre and sadistic backwater family of serial killers...

Dis

[Spacious Interior]

Are you being SERVED

An eccentric group of aging department store employees enter a hip hop dance competition. But is their ringer, Mr. Pumpfries, up to the task?

[Imboden]

Those lovable (re-habbed) stoners have to go back in time to help Doc Brown get a new flux capacitor.

[spider]

Charlie Sheen see's a ghost.

(points for anyone who gets that reference)

[Comix Obsession]

Charlie Sheen see's a ghost.

(points for anyone who gets that reference)

I'm going to assume you're talking about the 'ghost' that's supposed to be in the window in the scene where one of them is walking around with the baby. I don't watch the Charlie Sheen show so I don't know.

Twin Peaks Coffee and Cigarettes

Federal Bureau of Investigations Special Agent Dale Cooper has conversations with various locals about just how much he loves his coffee, AND HOT! :laugh:

Escape from Big Brother

A documentary on free-thinking British People

[RandallFlagg]

Charlie Sheen see's a ghost.

(points for anyone who gets that reference)
So, he sees a cardboard cut-out behind a window that people mistakenly thought was a ghost? :p now where's my points?

[spider]

YESSS!!!

I heard it really was a ghost though, there was no cut out on set and it was moving around.

[Spacious Interior]

Yeah, I thought it was one of the set hands who Hung himself....so the story goes(in creepy voice)

[Buckyrig]

Behind The Green Acres

No idea what it would be about. I just wanted to create something messed up.

[Spacious Interior]

GI Joe's Apartment
Thundercats on a Hot Tin Roof
Curse of the Golden Girls
NYPD Blue Sub 6
Six Feet Under the Tuscan Sun
Sex and the City of Lost Children (maybe that was wrong)


I'm enjoying this too much. :rolleyes:

[Gav Heryng]

free-thinking British People


A popular misconception...



V for Vendetta

Lizard-like aliens land in London, England and a faced by ten-thousand "cants" (someone please get that) in plastic masks standing firm outside the Houses of Parliament..

Dis

[Yann Krehl]

Lost in Lost

Hey, don't look at me as if I know what's going on in that show.

[Lovecraft13]

Don't Be a Dennis the Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

[Yann Krehl]

The League of Extraordinary Criminal Minds

It's the serial killer team-up everybody has been waiting for.

[spider]

Fraiser Crane is a bumbling cop/psychiatrist who solves crimes in the nude.

[Gav Heryng]

Baby's Day After Tomorrow

A lone infant braves the frozen wastelands of an earth devastated by freak storms whilst being pursued by three bumbling kidnappers.

Dis

*EDIT*

Just realised those're both films, but it still works, so there.

[Biofungus]

[B]Thundercats on a Hot Tin Roof


:thumbs:

[Screeny]

Lizard-like aliens land in London, England and a faced by ten-thousand "cants" (someone please get that) in plastic masks standing firm outside the Houses of Parliament..

More like 'caaaaaaaaaants' :har:

[Gav Heryng]

"You cant."

http://film.onet.pl/_i/news/duze/d/danny_dyer_1.jpg

Dis

[Screeny]

Potty maaarf! :p

[Gav Heryng]

You muggin me off in front of my boys?

[RandallFlagg]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/73/38/23113873.jpg
I'm reviving this thread!!!!!!

House Party: The gruff but lovable Dr. House finds himself solving a medical mystery in the middle of a huge Kid n' Play party! :D

[JamieRoberts]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/jam-wah/toys/freshprince.jpg

Uncle Phil is gonna go ballistic when he finds out about Will's latest antics.

[The-Spirit]

The Greatest American Psycho
Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm murdering senselessly,
They should've been somewhere else.

Believe it or not,
I'm knitting human hair.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Getting away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

[The Scribe]

Indiana Jones: In search of the Golden Whammy. (http://a5.vox.com/6a00b8ea06ece0dece00c22521af0df219-500pi) :har:

[Lady_Raven]

Dirty Harry and the Hendersons
Dirty Harry is run down by john lithgow, nursed back to health, he goes on a vendetta which culminates with the ultimate showdaown in the woods with dirty harry and his .45 vs sasquatch with a bag of jack link's beef jerky.

[The-Spirit]

I Dream of Gigli

[The-Spirit]

Alien in the Family
Meet Archie Bunker, a working-class, very outspoken bigot, prejudiced against everyone and everything not in agreement with his view of the world.
He's infected with an egg from an attack by a parasite inside him. After a little while the parasite dies and Archie is seemingly unruffled. But Edith, Gloria and Meathead are unaware of the living nightmare which is going to descend upon them when the alien creature planted inside Archie will emerge.

[BIGROD]

Frasier the Vampire Slayer

[Gav Heryng]

The Terminator At Home.

Dis

[Kep!]

Chitty Chitty Beaver

and the ever popular

Mary Poppins Does Dallas

[JAQ]

Thr3e's Company

Wacky hijinx ensue when a psychopathic riddle-loving murderer rents a house to two women and a not-really-gay man.

To Live and Die in L.A. Law

A secret service agent takes on the legal firm where his partner fell to his death down an elevator shaft, suing them for mental anguish and punitive damages.

My So-Called Life of Brian

Teenage Brian struggles with the difficult issues of drinking, homophobia, child abuse, homelessness, and being mistaken for the the Messiah.

Perfect Strangers Than Fiction

Harold Crick doesn't want a cousin named Balki. Period.

It's the Great Pumpkin, Murphy Brown!

The Peanuts gang teach a liberated newswoman the true meaning of motherhood and matrimony.

Babylon 9-to-5

In season 2, the unlikely trio of Delenn, Susan Ivanova, and Talia Winters team up to turn the tables on Captain Sheridan, the station's sexist new commander.

Boy Meets World According to Garp

Cory Garp struggles with adolescence and his desire to become an author, while his new girlfriend becomes a charismatic radical feminist.

[DarkKni9hT]

Survivor:The Island of Dr. Moreau

The Amazing Death Race 2000

CSI Robot

Barnaby Jones and the Temple of Doom

Iron Man About the House

[The-Spirit]

Best Little Whorehouse on the Prairie

[JAQ]

Best Little Whorehouse on the PrairieThat was Nellie Oleson's house, wasn't it?

[DarkKni9hT]

I know this is actually two movies but I giggled relentlessly when I thought of it.


There's Something About Mary Poppins

:laugh:

[Phatman]

Live at the Apollo 13: Comedians are blasted into space, perform via satelite for fans in Harlem and live or die based on the crowds reaction. Co-stars Sinbad as MC.

[JamieRoberts]

Dr Strangelove Boat

Aboard the Pacific Princess, life is good. People are enjoying the sun, finding romance and getting up to all kinds of shenanigans. Let's not drift too close to any of the major superpowers, though. That radiation poisoning'll get ya every time.

[DarkKni9hT]

Starsky and Hitch. One's a free wheelin' cop with a killer car. The other's a no-nonsense consultant with the lady's touch to die for. Can they ever really be partners? Hot cars. Hot women. Tune in.