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DJ Illuminist
03-28-2007, 03:43 PM
Ok, so my friends at school, for the most part, know I enjoy reading comic books, and the other day they wanted to help judge a "what if..." battle. I know a thing or two about comics and the various characters in them but not enough to decide the outcome of this bloody brawl. So I thought I'd come to a place where many people know many more things about comics than I do. Here are the teams.

..::TEAM 1::..

Doomsday
Carnage
Thanos
Darkseid
Apocalypse

..::TEAM 2::..

Juggernaut
Uzerin
Phoenix Force
Galactus
Man of Miracles

I'm pretty sure they told me they wouldn't be fighting 1-on-1 but just a big fight. So, lemme know what you think, so my friends can stop buggin me. haha. thanks everyone

~phil

Biofungus
03-28-2007, 03:48 PM
Depends on who can pull the steel chair out from under the ring first...

The Dag
03-28-2007, 03:50 PM
Phoenix Force alone can beat team one..

Mwynn
03-28-2007, 03:50 PM
Apocalypse gets DQ for standing around and doing nothing.
Phoenix starts crying about Cyclops.

The Dag
03-28-2007, 03:51 PM
Galactus can beat team one alone too..

Biofungus
03-28-2007, 03:53 PM
Galactus can beat team one alone too..
Not if he gets nailed with the steel chair, nuh uh.

Mwynn
03-28-2007, 03:54 PM
What kind of battle is this without Chuck Norris?

The Dag
03-28-2007, 03:59 PM
chuck norris is a poor mans tom laughlin....

Biofungus
03-28-2007, 04:01 PM
What kind of battle is this without Chuck Norris?
He's over on the other side of the universe battling Mr. T, the only other force in existence that can actually occupy the Chuckster.

hannu
03-28-2007, 04:01 PM
Rock would win. Definitely. Or maybe paper? No, gotta go with scissors!
Or, um...hey, this is tricky!

Mwynn
03-28-2007, 04:03 PM
He's over on the other side of the universe battling Mr. T, the only other force in existence that can actually occupy the Chuckster.
I knew I heard Thunder.

Biofungus
03-28-2007, 04:04 PM
vision... blurry... handssss... treemmblling...

Sorrrrry... wass posstinggg wheeen thiiis thrreead wasss movved... still reeeeling... affterrshooccck...

Biofungus
03-28-2007, 04:05 PM
I knew I heard Thunder.
That's not thunder. That was the sound of stars going instant super nova from the power...

The Dag
03-28-2007, 04:08 PM
vision... blurry... handssss... treemmblling...

Sorrrrry... wass posstinggg wheeen thiiis thrreead wasss movved... still reeeeling... affterrshooccck...


ha

Mike225
03-28-2007, 04:10 PM
That's not a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, that's another fist!

Mr. T has no chance.

Lovecraft13
03-28-2007, 04:13 PM
chuck norris is a poor mans tom laughlin....

And Tom Laughlin is a poor man's Michael Dudikoff.

Mwynn
03-28-2007, 04:15 PM
And Tom Laughlin is a poor man's Michael Dudikoff.
Dudikoff is a poor mans Richard Norton.

Biofungus
03-28-2007, 04:19 PM
That's not a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, that's another fist!

Mr. T has no chance.

Yeah, but Mr. T pities fools. If for even a fraction of a micro-second, Chuck can be made a fool, you can bet Mr. T will open up a can of Whup-Chuck on him.

Moonrider
03-29-2007, 11:17 AM
Yeah, but Mr. T pities fools.

And that will be his downfall.
Chuck Norris have no pity. Chuck Norris have no mercy.

DJ Illuminist
03-29-2007, 03:41 PM
Chuck Norris have no pity. Chuck Norris have no mercy.

I'm sorry, but that should be "has." I occasionally go crazy over bad grammar.


And to everyone, thanks for the input.

Mike225
03-29-2007, 06:18 PM
No, he means it. Chuck Norris have no mercy.

Biofungus
03-29-2007, 06:49 PM
Who said anything about Mr. T having mercy? He pities fools, and puts them out of their (and his) misery. Chuck has more to worry about than T, since if he becomes a fool for... well, you read my above post. Otherwise, they're fairly evenly matched. With no discernible weaknesses, yet Mr. T has a special "powerup".

I'd say this is one of those cases where it's unlikely that Chuck will be made the fool though, but hey, even Thanos got distracted and lost the infinity gauntlet...

Mike225
03-29-2007, 06:50 PM
Tell them what happened when Mr. T pitied the sun!

Biofungus
03-29-2007, 07:36 PM
Tell them what happened when Mr. T pitied the sun!
Ice age, motherf**ker!

Lovecraft13
03-29-2007, 08:17 PM
I'm sorry, but that should be "has." I occasionally go crazy over bad grammar.

No, he's right because Chuck Norris is so much man... he's plural.

Biofungus
03-29-2007, 08:29 PM
So should that be "Chuck Norrii"?

Moonrider
03-30-2007, 10:24 AM
So should that be "Chuck Norrii"?

No. One part of Chuck Norris is usually called a "Mr. T", or any badass name you can think of.

Biofungus
03-30-2007, 11:42 AM
No. One part of Chuck Norris is usually called a "Mr. T", or any badass name you can think of.
If you think Mr. T is in any way, shape or form, a spin off or derivative of Chuck Norris, then well... Mr. T pities you.

Mike225
03-30-2007, 11:59 AM
Don't hurt him, Mr. T!

Moonrider
03-30-2007, 02:58 PM
If you think Mr. T is in any way, shape or form, a spin off or derivative of Chuck Norris, then well... Mr. T pities you.

And I pity him, for thinking that he is not in any way, shape or form, a spin off or derivative of Chuck Norris.

Biofungus
03-30-2007, 03:04 PM
And I pity him, for thinking that he is not in any way, shape or form, a spin off or derivative of Chuck Norris.
He pities you in general, as he does all fools, but if he knew you said that. You'd be halfway across the milky way by virtue of the focused power of his awesome pity.

Moonrider
03-30-2007, 03:12 PM
He has to come and get me first. I live across Jack Bauer Street. Nobody crosses Jack Bauer and live.

Biofungus
03-30-2007, 05:41 PM
Mr. T can pity you from up to 2300 light years away. Just wait, he'll get to you...