I Hated This Movie

[Jonzeartist]

Everyone has a movie that they hated or in the very least found disappointing. Comic movies are no exception, there have been stinkers out there. But regarding movies in general, which ones did you just could not stand? Or which did you have hopes for but in the end found very disappointing?

Jon

[Mwynn]

How about movies I could not make it all the way through. Or as I like to call them Skip button movies.

King Kong (2005) and Lord of the Rings.

[Mr.Musgrave]

The Matrix movies. I would sooner be tortured to death than watch those pieces of shit again.

[Imboden]

The FIRST 'Matrix' movie was cool. If it would have just stopped there, everything would have been hunky dory. But then the sequels happened and everything got flushed down the crapper.

I don't think I HATE any movie, personally. I'll find something to enjoy about a film, even if it's just making fun of it or seeing how bad it can get. There's PLENTY of movies I'll never seek out or watch again.

But, to be fair and keep with the topic, I will say that the American 'Godzilla' movie is as close to hating something as I can get. If it was called anything BUT a Godzilla movie I might have been able to enjoy it as just another giant monster flick. But as it stands, it's a pile of shit as big as the pile of fish they used to lure him/her/it into a trap.

[Jon Dahl]

Like Mike, I rarely run across a movie I won't sit all the way through. I've sat through Gigli and Battlefield Earth in the same night.
The one movie I watched that made me want to kill myself was Alexander.
I got all the way through it.. It wasn't easy, but I did.
I'd rather sit through a Uwe Boll marathon than to ever have to sit through that movie again.

[Great Scott]

The Descent

[Justice41]

You guys are masochists. Can't you smell the shit stink emanating from the trailers for bad movies. Then again I've slapped on the gas mask and watched a few stinkers I still liked.

[Jonzeartist]

How about movies I could not make it all the way through. Or as I like to call them Skip button movies.

King Kong (2005) and Lord of the Rings.

Yeah King Kong didn't need to be as long. And LotR is better to watch at home.

Jon

[Lovecraft13]

- Matrix Reloaded. I just skip over the entire Zion sequence in the first half of the movie, and start at the Smith / Neo fight.

[Jonzeartist]

Like Mike, I rarely run across a movie I won't sit all the way through. I've sat through Gigli and Battlefield Earth in the same night.
The one movie I watched that made me want to kill myself was Alexander.
I got all the way through it.. It wasn't easy, but I did.
I'd rather sit through a Uwe Boll marathon than to ever have to sit through that movie again.

Gigli AND Battlefield Earth? How are you still living?!

Jon

[Justice41]

The Matrix sequels Mirrored Microsofts bloated windows operating sytem. Lotta fluff and bloat.

[Mwynn]

Yeah King Kong didn't need to be as long. And LotR is better to watch at home.

Jon
Not that King Kong was long, it just seemed like they were on that boat for 3 years. I just could not get into the LOTR movies.

[Jonzeartist]

You guys are masochists. Can't you smell the shit stink emanating from the trailers for bad movies. Then again I've slapped on the gas mask and watched a few stinkers I still liked.

Yeah that's true, like "Little Man". If you could not tell that was shit just from the trailer then you deserve to lose your ten bucks.

Jon

[Jonzeartist]

Not that King Kong was long, it just seemed like they were on that boat for 3 years. I just could not get into the LOTR movies.

Also the fact that I wanted to see Jack Black's character get killed. Denied.

Jon

[steveo]

...I hated and still hate this flick.

Saw it with my wife (then girlfriend) and still to this day it's our "most hated" movie.

SteveO
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[Magilla1973]

Ai

[RandallFlagg]

Napolean Dynamite. This movie had been touted as "one of the best comedies I've ever seen!" by friends of mine whose opinions I formerly respected. I only sat through this entire movie by sheer force of will.

[Justice41]

If any of your friends are comics geeks pass on any movie recommend they make. They haven't a clue.
Can't hate an inanimate object, but detest is a better word. I detest AI. This movie killed the Beard's flicks for me. I refuse to watch any more of his movies because of that stupid pinnochio(sp) idiocy.

[jmassie]

Napolean Dynamite. This movie had been touted as "one of the best comedies I've ever seen!" by friends of mine whose opinions I formerly respected. I only sat through this entire movie by sheer force of will.

GAAAAAAHH! FRICKIN' IDIOT!

[Jon Dahl]

If any of your friends are comics geeks pass on any movie recommend they make. They haven't a clue.
Can't hate an inanimate object, but detest is a better word. I detest AI. This movie killed the Beard's flicks for me. I refuse to watch any more of his movies because of that stupid pinnochio(sp) idiocy.

So you're not going to go see Indiana Jones 4?
(Even on DVD?)

[Shattered Hope]

Alien Resurrecction.

[spider]

Any Rob Cohen movies, people bitch about Uwe Boll movies but at least they (far as I know) follow through with logic.

Oh and I hate Date Movie, it trys way too hard to be funny and misses the mark at nearly every turn.

[xombey]

Gigli AND Battlefield Earth? How are you still living?!

Jon
Gigli was not that bad of a movie. it wasn't great, mediocre at best. i think most people were just tired of the whole bennifer thing and directed that at the movie.

there are so many "my big fat greek blah, blah" that did so well and were just as cliched and unoriginal. for to get gigli singled out is unfair.

[BobRivard]

Man, right on with King Kong... That movie was torture. Way too long. I was into it until they left the island. And even then, that was pretty Jurrassic Park-esque.

The other one that's coming to mind right now is The Thin Red Line. It was a somewhat new apporach for a war movie, but it was just too slow, too poetic, and too boring.

Napolean Dynamite was hilarious and warm. I'm always suprised when I hear that somebody hated it. Of course not everyone's going to like it, but I think part of the problem is all the hype it gets... sort of waters down the experience with higher expectations.

[Paul Sanderson]

I can't think of any film I've truly hated. There are plenty I dislike or think aren't particularly good. But hate? I can't think of any.

[Jamir with an E]

Miami Vice.

Normally, If I can't stand a movie I chalk the "one-off" experience as being "one of those things" and move on. I watched this thing twice (once in a legit theater the other time upon renting it on dvd) and couldn't believe how dissappointing this thing was. For some reason (and yeah, I realize the tv show wasn't the pinnacle realism as far as police procedurals are concerned) I really, REALLY, can't stand this movie.

[Buckyrig]

You usually end up hating a movie that you don't care for, that you are then subjected to repeatedly. So, by that definition, I'm limited. I'd say Top Gun and The Breakfast Club come closest. In fact, I don't really care for John Hughes in general outside of Ferris Bueller.

I'd also like to say, that although I like the movie itself, I hate the line, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." I feel like punching people in the throat when they quote this line.

[BobRivard]

Yeah, John Hughes movies do pretty much suck ass, but he's consistent.

[RandallFlagg]

I'd also like to say, that although I like the movie itself, I hate the line, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." I feel like punching people in the throat when they quote this line.
Oh man, if we're gonna go in to quotes, I want to say right now that the next redneck idiot I hear say/shout/whisper the phrase "Git er done", I will castrate them. That, and all of the far over quoted lines in Napolean Dynamite and any Jim Carrey movie make me want to hit someone with a golf club. :man:

[Jon Dahl]

Gigli was not that bad of a movie. it wasn't great, mediocre at best.

What!? This movie was awful! I fling poo at you sir. Good day!

:p

[Justice41]

Oh man, if we're gonna go in to quotes, I want to say right now that the next redneck idiot I hear say/shout/whisper the phrase "Git er done", I will castrate them. That, and all of the far over quoted lines in Napolean Dynamite and any Jim Carrey movie make me want to hit someone with a golf club. :man:
Git er Done fool

[Biofungus]

Dick Tracey and Event Horizon.

[Lovecraft13]

Any Kevin Smith movie.

[sevans]

The movies that I hate the most are the ones that had great potential and fucked it up.

...Like Spiderman 2. I'm not a spiderman fan, but the first movie was actually pretty damn good and then in the second movie they constantly kept repeating that 'great responsibility' idea into the ground, had several hot girls drooling over Peter and he didn't know what to do (boo hoo) and in genral peter came across as a weak minded, nervous, whiny little individual - not the type of hero that I personally want to see.

[Lovecraft13]

Oh, yeah, I complete forgot about the Spider-man movies. Zzzzzzzzzz.

[sevans]

AND POINTLESS REMAKES OR REHASHED (same story) SEQUELS.

Saw 2 and 3, why? Did they add to the first film in any way? Is it difficult to make a different movie about a deranged sicko?

The OMEN, could they compete with the talented cast of the original? Why remake a film almost shot for shot. Do studios really have nothing new to offer.

BUT, I must admit that I liked The Hills have Eyes. A simple film that delivered roughly what I expected with a few nice surprises. Yes, its a remake, but I hadn't seen the original and a B-grade movie loving friend of mine said that it was a good remake.

[Nitecrawlah2]

The other one that's coming to mind right now is The Thin Red Line. It was a somewhat new apporach for a war movie, but it was just too slow, too poetic, and too boring.
While I don't absolutely hate any movie I watch (there's always SOMETHING to pull/enjoy from any particular one), I chalk this one up to biggest disappointment. I had such high hopes and anticipation before seeing this movie, since I'm an admitted war movie freak. How many movies can claim a cast like this flick? When was Nick Nolte ever this good?!

BORING. Fucking bored to shit. I can understand and appreciate the message and imagery the storytellers wanted to illustrate with this movie, but the pacing totally killed any enjoyment and interest for the plot alone. Those beginning hill scenes could have been cut at least 10 minutes, followed by a good 15 minutes each of the humping to the second encounter with the Japanese in the village huts AND the subsequent rest/"short" leave scenes and riverbank exploration. Ugh, it destroyed any good from this movie, of which there was some.

I can't say the same about Event Horizon though. I fucking love that movie!

[Biofungus]

Event Horizon tried too hard to be a scifi/horror ala alien, but failed miserably at both, IMO.

[cbgiles]

A movie I wanted to hate and an actor I wanted to hate but I couldn't was "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" and Robert Downey, Jr.

Superman the movie...if he could revolve the earth to save Lois, why didn't he just go 10 minutes further back and stop both missles? And once he saved Lois why didn't the earth quake aftershocks continue?

[TAP_LEGION]

You guys are masochists. Can't you smell the shit stink emanating from the trailers for bad movies. Then again I've slapped on the gas mask and watched a few stinkers I still liked.


Yeah , but sometimes trailers can be deceiving. I remember when the previews for The Terminator and Back To The Future were shown...Poeple were laughing at them in the theatres.

Worst movies I wish I got a refund for were Alien 3, Armageddon, Thin Red Line and probably a few more that sucked so bad that my mind blocked them out.

[Calloway]

Honestly I can sit through just about anything as well.

For the longest time I hated Rocky horror Above everything. Then along came mortal kombat 2...ugh...fell asleep 15 minutes in tomb raider at the theatre. First time this ever happened (won't count the star wars special edition I slept through in 96, I mean come on, I love the movie but at that point I literally saw it a million times). If I had to I could watch all these flicks (except rocky horror) again. But there comes a film, in everyones life, that absolutly, positivly makes you want to vomit and really regret the time of your life you wasted watching...that movie for me was...


HOUSE OF THE DEAD!

Man, they gave away the ending right at the start. The acting was awful. Flashes of a gensis game kept popping up for no reason what so ever. Finally, why was it called house of the dead when it was more specifically a deserted island? Did I mention they gave the ending away at the beginning? There was no point in watching this thing...gah, I'm so pissed just thinking about it.

[Jonzeartist]

The movies that I hate the most are the ones that had great potential and fucked it up.

...Like Spiderman 2. I'm not a spiderman fan, but the first movie was actually pretty damn good and then in the second movie they constantly kept repeating that 'great responsibility' idea into the ground, had several hot girls drooling over Peter and he didn't know what to do (boo hoo) and in genral peter came across as a weak minded, nervous, whiny little individual - not the type of hero that I personally want to see.

I didn't like how the sequel just repeated the plot of the first. Doc Ock was a good scientist but it's not his fault, the evil arms ar making him back. *SIGHS*. Personally I like seeing my villains be BAD GUYS. Yeah every once in a while you see more depth to a villain at times but for the most part your best villains were just plain EVIL.

Jon

[Jonzeartist]

Honestly I can sit through just about anything as well.

For the longest time I hated Rocky horror Above everything. Then along came mortal kombat 2...ugh...fell asleep 15 minutes in tomb raider at the theatre. First time this ever happened (won't count the star wars special edition I slept through in 96, I mean come on, I love the movie but at that point I literally saw it a million times). If I had to I could watch all these flicks (except rocky horror) again. But there comes a film, in everyones life, that absolutly, positivly makes you want to vomit and really regret the time of your life you wasted watching...that movie for me was...


HOUSE OF THE DEAD!

Man, they gave away the ending right at the start. The acting was awful. Flashes of a gensis game kept popping up for no reason what so ever. Finally, why was it called house of the dead when it was more specifically a deserted island? Did I mention they gave the ending away at the beginning? There was no point in watching this thing...gah, I'm so pissed just thinking about it.

I thought most if not all video games movies sucked.

Jon

[Calloway]

They do, but there is suck and there is painful to watch. There is something at least very small in just about every movie that redeems it a little but nothing, NOTHING in house of the dead was redeeming.

[JamieRoberts]

Breakfast of Champions, The Contender, Waking Life, Withnail & I, The Matrix.

All teeth-grindingly annoying.

[BobRivard]

While I don't absolutely hate any movie I watch (there's always SOMETHING to pull/enjoy from any particular one), I chalk this one up to biggest disappointment. I had such high hopes and anticipation before seeing this movie, since I'm an admitted war movie freak. How many movies can claim a cast like this flick? When was Nick Nolte ever this good?!

BORING. Fucking bored to shit. I can understand and appreciate the message and imagery the storytellers wanted to illustrate with this movie, but the pacing totally killed any enjoyment and interest for the plot alone. Those beginning hill scenes could have been cut at least 10 minutes, followed by a good 15 minutes each of the humping to the second encounter with the Japanese in the village huts AND the subsequent rest/"short" leave scenes and riverbank exploration. Ugh, it destroyed any good from this movie, of which there was some.

I can't say the same about Event Horizon though. I fucking love that movie!


Yeah, seriously an ensemble cast. I'm a huge war movie freak myself and yes, I'm sure that just set me up for lots of dissappointment. I definitely agree that there were quite a few good moments in this movie, and the message was a good one, but there was just too much stagnation. I'm also not into Pacific Theatre subjects as much as ETO, but that being said, Letters From Iwo Jima was amazing.

[xombey]

What!? This movie was awful! I fling poo at you sir. Good day!

:p
really? gigli was worse than god father 3? glitter? show girls? there's no way you can tell me that movie was on the level of those movies. i'm telling you, it's the bennifer factor. watch it again out of that contex. you'll see it's not that great, but it's as good as any average unoriginal movie (anything adam sandler does, for example)

and, for those that say that ANY of the spider man movies were good. you're crazy. those things just don't translate. it's like trying to make a 3-d statue from a great stick figure gesture drawing. everytime mary jane calls peter "tiger" i die of embarassment for the actress.

[sevans]

A movie I wanted to hate and an actor I wanted to hate but I couldn't was "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" and Robert Downey, Jr.

Yep, a friend of my rented this out and I wasn't that impressed, then I watched it and changed my mind. Had some very cool, oddball moments and a decent story.

Worst movies I wish I got a refund for were Alien 3, Armageddon

Especially Armageddon, and Lost in Space. The Sci-fi movies around those couple of years generally sucked. And how fucking loud was Armageddon? (and I like Heavy Metal music) The loudest movie in history and I still managed to sleep through some of it.

[William Blankenship]

In my opinion, the movie "Birth" would have been more aptly named "Abortion."

[Ian Ascher]

As a writer I'll sit and watch almost anything if for no other reason than to disect the technical aspects of things and see how it was done...

xXx.... I think I saw this twice somehow and there were some mind numbing plot holes.

8 Mile.... I was out voted by the group I was with and wanted to shoot myself by the end.

There was also a movie w/ Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett where both of them were cops. I fell asleep and don't recall the last 30 min.

Equilibrium... I have tried to watch this four different times on DVD and tv and I fall asleep every single time. It is one of the most boring flicks I have ever tried to watch. While Matrix isn't the best film ever, all the people who think this is any better need to have their heads examined.

[Toyandgadgetguy]

There was also a movie w/ Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett where both of them were cops. I fell asleep and don't recall the last 30 min.


Hollywood Homicide.

It wasn't really what I'd consider a good movie... but it's not so bad on a rainy Sunday.

[Justice41]

Equilibrium... I have tried to watch this four different times on DVD and tv and I fall asleep every single time. It is one of the most boring flicks I have ever tried to watch. While Matrix isn't the best film ever, all the people who think this is any better need to have their heads examined.
Better, not better. All I saw while watching this flick was Batman for some reason. Something about Bales hair and overall look just said Batman/Bruce Wayne.

[peternorth]

'Land of the Dead'. I was hoping Romero would come back and show all the kids what a real zombie movie was like. A bit disappointing. And then there's
'Judge Dredd'. Even with Stallone as lead, I figured if they kept to the comics they could come up with an entertaining film. eh.

[Jonzeartist]

As a writer I'll sit and watch almost anything if for no other reason than to disect the technical aspects of things and see how it was done...


I'm the same...we should go out drinking sometime. LOL

Jon

[spider]

xXx.... I think I saw this twice somehow and there were some mind numbing plot holes.

It had Rob Cohen directing, when I see that name on any movie my crap radar goes nuts.

Another movie I can't stand, Constantine. :yuk:

[Renae De Liz]

RAPTOR ISLAND! :laugh:

It HAS to be the worst movie ever made in existence. Kind of funny though if you want a laugh

You get treated to horrid CG raptors, nausea inducing camera shots, and all the Lorenzo Lamas head wobbling action you could ever want --all in one movie! :w00t:

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000HDRB7A.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V40101142_.jpg

[hannu]

The worst movie I ever saw was titled "Tintorera". It was a lame Jaws rip-off. To make the shark more intimidating they gave it a breathing sound, much like an underwater Darth Wader! That was hilarious and embarrassing at the same time.

[inkfire00]

battlefield earth, I think I watched about 10 minutes of it

[GIGAFATTIMON]

The Avengers (1998) Given it's potential, no other movie has disappointed me more

[Mwynn]

battlefield earth, I think I watched about 10 minutes of it
You should watch the whole movie. :whistlin:

[Biofungus]

I'd also like to add, "Sabretooth" (Sci Fi channel) and "Pinata: Survival Island". What a couple of grade A stinkers...

[Nitecrawlah2]

Was there really a movie called Pinata: Survival Island?

[Biofungus]

Yup. Starring Nicolas Brendan (Xander from "Buffy")

[Mwynn]

And Garrett Wang.

[Lovecraft13]

Equilibrium... I have tried to watch this four different times on DVD

While I do love the movie (and my head is just fine ;) ), the entire point of the movie makes no sense when it's about sense-offenders. To resent sense-offenders makes one a sense-offender, therefore, turning the whole system to shit.

But, speaking of the same creator, I want to add Ultraviolet to my list of terribles.

[Biofungus]

I only saw part of Equilibrium, but what I saw didn't make me want to see the movie in it's entirety. And I hated how he reloaded the guns near the end too :yuk:

[Buckyrig]

Very Bad Things sucked. Bad.

[d_art]

Mortal Kombat: Annhilation

:man:

[Moonrider]

I actually liked Equilibrium. After all it featured two of my favourite actors Christian Bale and Sean Bean. The gun kata scenes were cool and it didn't have too many CG or flashy special effects which were a nice change for a movie in a genre like this. Now Ultraviolet is another story. The only thing enjoyable in that movie is that catchy Jem song.

[FA]

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/caveman.jpg

[spider]

Another awful movie, Broken lizard presents: Club dread.
A horror comedy that failed at both being horrific or comedic.

[Jonzeartist]

Mortal Kombat: Annhilation

:man:

A men. HORRIBLE movie.

Jon

[BIGROD]

Farce of the Penguins

I really wanted to like this film, but it was boring and not even remotely funny. I fell asleep and returned it to Netflix unfinished. :yawn: zzzzzzz

[Lovecraft13]

I watched Tideland last night. I love Terry Gilliam, yet I hated this movie.

[Moonrider]

And Garrett Wang.

Not to mention the ugliest CG crap that actually look like crap with a face.

[Nitecrawlah2]

Farce of the Penguins

I really wanted to like this film, but it was boring and not even remotely funny. I fell asleep and returned it to Netflix unfinished. :yawn: zzzzzzz
Oh, isn't this the Bob Sagat parody? I'm looking forward to seeing it, and hopefully having a different experience than you did.

[Toyandgadgetguy]

One hour photo. I know it was acclaimed... but I just didn't like it. Nearly couldn't watch it.

[Buckyrig]

Are the Dallas Cowboys a movie?

Because I hate them.

[spider]

Man-thing.

All I can say is I want my time back.

[AthenaRose]

One hour photo. I know it was acclaimed... but I just didn't like it. Nearly couldn't watch it.

I was creeped out by just how easily 'Jolly Old' Robin Williams did creepy... I didn't dislike the film, as such, it was just creepy.

Jumanji is a film I never want to see again, and I agree with the comments on Alien Resurrection and The Descent.

Underworld is, probably, the film I watched with the most anticipation and came away the most disappointed with. Kate Beckinsale's father (Richard) was a great actor, but she doesn't come close. The sexy costumes and nifty effects could not make up for a terrible film :(

[Wayne Drake]

I fell asleep during End of Days. that was a shit-fest.

also hate any movie that tried too hard to steal Kevin Smith's voice. Like Free Enterprise. Empire Records was a dumbass movie too.

[Wayne Drake]

One hour photo. I know it was acclaimed... but I just didn't like it. Nearly couldn't watch it.

"Now...put his thing in your mouth...DO IT!"

[Mike225]

Empire Records was a dumbass movie too.I keep telling my wife that!

[Mike225]

Has anyone said Breakfast Club?

[Wayne Drake]

I like breakfast club

[Mike225]

:yuk:

[pi0trov]

I fell asleep during End of Days. that was a shit-fest.
Seconded. I can't believe I sat through that in the theatre.

There are few movies I'd say I really hate, but 2 Days in the Valley was one of the only ones bad enough for me to walk out of the theatre. Didn't even get half way through...

[Buckyrig]

Has anyone said Breakfast Club?

I didn't hate Breakfast Club so much as think it is a thoroughly mediocre movie. Add the fact that people love this movie so much...and I feel something akin to hating it, however.

[VeaVictus]

Ok One movie stands out as a total suckfest to me.


Spawn.

My brother was working at the movie theater and got me in for free to see that one and half way through I wanted to demand my money back.

The only other one was South Park: Bigger, Louder, Uncut. But in that case I was impressed that it offended me because of the for mentioned Spawn.

[BIGROD]

Anyone see RISE: Blood Hunter AKA RISE: Worst Vampire Film Ever? :yuk:

http://www.elseptimoarte.net/carteles/rise_blood_hunter.jpg

Man, what happened to Lucy Liu's career? :huh:

[Wayne Drake]

i snuck into a the final 25 minutes of Rush Hour 3...wish I spent them in hell's half acre instead.

[bassturd]

How about movies I could not make it all the way through. Or as I like to call them Skip button movies.

King Kong (2005) and Lord of the Rings.

oh dear yes. Both terrible and I could never understand why people love them so much. They are just sooo boring. First response hit the nail on the head!

I'll go ahead and add Transformers to that :yuk:. In the very small minority for this one.

Spiderman 3 was an abomination as well.

Anything Tim Burton has done, I never like with the exception of Beetlejuice.

[Scaleyinx]

Inspector Gadget.

This movie sucked so bad I actually fell asleep in the theater.

[Mr.P.Phlegming]

SAW. I was laughing most of the time.

[Ray Dillon]

Man, just skimmed this threat and I like almost all of these movies, too. :laugh:

Except for Raptor Island. That was terrible. But, now it's special to me because it was so terrible, so I almost like that one, too. Ah, Lorenzo Llamas' bobbling head. How dreamy! :)

[Mike225]

Man, just skimmed this threat and I like almost all of these movies, too. :laugh:

Except for Raptor Island. That was terrible. But, now it's special to me because it was so terrible, so I almost like that one, too. Ah, Lorenzo Llamas' bobbling head. How dreamy! :)It's okay, a lot of the people that posted in here are wrong.

[Biofungus]

It's okay, a lot of the people that posted in here are wrong.
So says the guy who's less cool than Michael Bolton... :sure:

[Mike225]

Shut up! There are no cool Marks!


:cry:

[Biofungus]

Shut up! There are no cool Marks!


:cry:
There has to be a first one. And I shall be it! (maybe)

But, much to your chagrin, just being NAMED Mark inherently makes one cooler than Michael Bolton. In fact, 95% of names out there automatically make one cooler than Michael Bolton. Even John Tesh is cooler than Michael Bolton.

[Paul Sanderson]

Cool Mark? That's gotta be an oxymoron if ever I've heard one :laugh: ;)

[Wayne Drake]

Oh, War of The Worlds pissed me the hell off at the end. Preachy pile of shit.

[Wayne Drake]

I'd also like to ad Pearl HArbor and Armageddon to the list. Also: Fast and the Furious. When the limp bizkit music came on, some retard in the ailse started bobbing his head, way too into it.

[Biofungus]

Cool Mark? That's gotta be an oxymoron if ever I've heard one :laugh: ;)
Are you implying that I am, in fact, hot? Why thank you very much! :w00t:

[Ray Dillon]

So says the guy who's less cool than Michael Bolton... :sure:
Oh, man. I even kinda like Michael Bolton. I'm scum!! :laugh:

[Multisync143]

Cats and Dogs...the trailer sucked me in.

[Moonrider]

I remember me and my buddy walk to three theaters before we get to watch End of Days. The first and second theater was full and the last one only have three more seats left in the front row. So we bought tickets and saw the movie with our heads stretched upwards. We swore never to watch another Schwarznegger movie again. But we did, The Sixth Day was hundred times crappier than that 1999 hype movie and we still can't believe we skipped Hollow Man for that.

[Raven]

Babel was a completely pointless waste of time.

Home At The End of The World. Nice acting but what a total female fantasy, ridiculous.

[Gav Heryng]

Shrek 3 was pretty bad.

Dis